Reflections - Carly Simon 
Monday, 23 May, 2016, 05:28 - Albums Of The 2000s
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carly simon reflections remixcarly simon reflections 1Reflections is Carly Simon's greatest hits album. On the original cover artwork we find Ms Simon grinning inanely at us. On the remix we find a couple of differences. Firstly the babe in the picture has a very clear reflection in the mirror behind her. Secondly, we thing she has some of the greatest tits that you could find on an album cover or two. So there you have it, two changes that quite literally matter not one bit, but make a big small difference to the quality of the resulting result.
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Don't Push It Don't Force It - Leon Haywood 
Sunday, 22 May, 2016, 05:06 - Singles Of The 1980s
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leon haywood dont push it dont force it remixxleon haywood dont push it dont force it 1Leon Haywood is not wrong when he says Don't Push It Don't Force It, because doing something like that could do serious damage. In his case the damage is to the original single cover artwork where the only thing that is being forced is Mr Haywood's face upon us. On the remix (and this falls into our XXX-rated remixes category) we find a man who is pushing it and forcing it, and a babe who is not very happy about that it appears that he may be pushing in the wrong hole for that kind of thing. Realignment!
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Moonlight Shadow - Mike Oldfield 
Saturday, 21 May, 2016, 05:51 - Singles Of The 1980s
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mike oldfield moonlight shadow 2mike oldfield moonlight shadow 1Moonlight Shadow is what Mike Oldfield (occasionally shown as featuring Maggie Reilly) tells us about in his single. On the original cover, it is not clear whether the sea is being lit up by the moonlight or not. But on the remix, it is very clear that it is, indeed, the moon that is causing shadows to be cast over the rippling ocean, as a naked babe makes her way out to see what might well be a pirate ship. Ahoy!
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Surprise - Bizarre Inc 
Friday, 20 May, 2016, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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bizarre inc surprise remixxbizarre inc surprise 1Another in our very exclusive series of 'triple-X-rated' remixes, or Remi-XXX-es as we like to call them. This time it is the turn of Bizarre Inc, and their single Surprise. On the original cover we find what can only really be described as a hat. If there is anything surprising about it, it might be the fact that it seems to be made of candy. On the remix we find something very surprising, a mature mom, who is flashing her goodies for the world to see, with a look on her face that clearly says 'surprise', as if she is trying to prove to another family member that she does, in fact, dare to bare all. We sincerely hope this isn't your mom, otherwise you're surprise may be greater than we had anticipated. Shock!
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Sky - Sonique 
Thursday, 19 May, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 2000s
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sonique sky remixsonique sky 1Ah, yes, Sky, by Sonique. But oh, the sky that is supposedly in the background of the original cover artwork for the single is not real. How can we tell, well the horizontal striping is a bit of a dead giveaway, unless there were some very odd cloud formations on the day the picture was taken. The remix has far more realistic sky, but did you notice or did you just spot the cute babe? Cumulonimbus!
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Point Of View - db Boulevard 
Wednesday, 18 May, 2016, 05:04 - Singles Of The 2000s
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db boulevard point of view remixdb boulevard point of view 1What is the Point Of View of db Boulevard? An interesting question whose answer seems to be to do with cardboard cut-outs, including one of a giant billboard with the band's name on it. The remix, on the other hand, shows a far more picturesque point of view with rolling mountains and lush countryside and, oh, wait, a naked babe holding a picture frame. Artistic!
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Mr President - Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Tich 
Tuesday, 17 May, 2016, 05:07 - Singles Of The 1960s
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dbmt mr president 2dbmt mr president 1Some might say that the remix of Mr President by Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Tich (DBM&T) is a little too subtle, other than, of course, showing a teen babe flashing her ass at us. Why might they think this? Largely because you have to look quite closely to see that the picture has been taken in a fairly true-to-life mock-up of the oval office. Note the US flag at the back on the left, and the mahogany piano. So that's what the president keeps in his office then. Keys!
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Point Of View - Matumbi 
Monday, 16 May, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1970s
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matumbi point of view remixmatumbi point of view 1What is Matumbi's Point Of View? A red jacket, yellow tie and black shirt on a hanger in front of a green curtain, that's what. Yes, some very obscure metaphorical analogies going on here because we assume that they have taken the point of view of someone who has no idea about how to produce covers for music. Then again, the remixed point of view may not be to everyone's taste, in fact it might be to very few people's taste unless those people happen to like looking up at hairy old women. Vertigo!
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Lucky Stars - Dean Friedman 
Sunday, 15 May, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1970s
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dean friedman lucky stars 2dean friedman lucky stars 1Dean Friedman (pronounced 'freed-man' and not 'fried-man' as it would otherwise appear) sings to us about Lucky Stars. But on the cover of his single he looks anything other than lucky, in fact he seems gaunt and dreary, which kind of reflects his music. Anyhow, we thought the cover could do with a spruce up and a remix and on it we see some very lucky stars. So lucky in fact that we could imagine many a man trading places with them for no financial recompense at all. Gratis!
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Ass Like That - Eminem 
Saturday, 14 May, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 2000s
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eminem ass like that remixeminem ass like that 1Eminem, or 'Pinky McToosh' as he is known here at AllBum.Art for reasons that are far too complex and involved to explain here, has become, it seems, a character from Sesame Street on the cover of his single Ass Like That. Of course, what is really needed is an ass, and preferably one that's like that. If, by 'like that' you meant a plump mature babe playing pool then the remix is for you. If it doesn't, then nothing to see here. Eight!
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