Sailing - Rod Stewart 
Tuesday, 20 May, 2014, 05:32 - Singles Of The 1970s, Summer Sizzlers
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rod stewart sailing remixrod stewart sailing 1Sailing. Conjures up images of long lazy days in the sun with hot babes dancing around the decks, doesn't it. Well apparently in 1975 for Rod Stewart it did not. Instead it conjured up images of Mr Stewart leaning against a brown paper bag. Good job for remixes so that we can correct the image to what it should have been. And wouldn't you know it, in the remix we see a hot babe on a boat, playing with the fox horns. Horny!
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Sunshine On A Rainy Day - Zoë 
Monday, 19 May, 2014, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1990s
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zoe sunshine on a rainy day remixzoe sunshine on a rainy day 1Sunshine On A Rainy Day. What would that look like. In most likelihood, there would be a rainbow involved, but that's not how we roll at AllBum.Art. Instead we prefer to be cheered up on a rainy day not by a picture of Zoe, or of a rainbow, but of a hot naked chick getting soaked to the skin. Now that really would bring sunshine to any rainy day, or even to days when it's not raining. Blazing!
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Everybody Everybody - Black Box 
Sunday, 18 May, 2014, 05:21 - Singles Of The 1990s
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black box everybody 2black box everybody 1Wasn't it some children's TV program that began with the poem, 'Everybody, Verybody, Erybody, Rybody, Ybody, Body, Ody, Dy, Y'? Whoever wrote that poem might have been listening to Everybody Everybody by Black Box. But what they wouldn't have done is learned who everybody is, because on the cover there is just the one, not the many. Of course the remixed album artwork fixes this and now we see not jusy anybodies but manybodies. Touche!
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Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain - Willie Nelson 
Saturday, 17 May, 2014, 05:17 - Singles Of The 1970s
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willie nelson blue eyes crying in the rain remixwillie nelson blue eyes crying in the rain 1What would you expect to see on the cover of a single if its title is Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain. For one, blue eyes, and Willie Nelson does not disappoint in this respect. What about some rain? No, none of that. And crying? That neither. But moving from Tennessee to Tokyo can fix all that, as on the remixed cover we find a soaked Japanese babe who is all of the above. Rain, blue eyes, crying and oops, her blouse has gone all see-through. Prudent!
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Rain On Me - Ashanti 
Friday, 16 May, 2014, 05:13 - Singles Of The 2000s
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ashanti rain on me remixashanti rain on me 1The original cover of Ashanti's 2003 single Rain On Me is what we at AllBum.Art would refer to as a 'denizen of deleted dealies', meaning, in particular, that it misses one totally critical dealy, that being any suggestion of rain. Thankfully such omissions are easily dealt with and in the remix we see a poor bedraggled and soaked babe who has been thoroughly rained on. Soggy!
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Summer Night City - ABBA 
Thursday, 15 May, 2014, 05:45 - Singles Of The 1970s, Summer Sizzlers
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abba summer night city 2abba summer night city 1Not the first remix for Swedish songsters ABBA, Summer Night City follows the story of four 1970s pop stars who smile a lot and have problems closing their lips when they have their pictures taken, have too much facial hair, long hairstyles and some of whom wear red hoods in the daytime. What? That can't be right. No, it's not! The correct story, now told in the remixed single cover art, is of four drunken babes in skin-tight purple latex tankinis. Slippy!
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The Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh 
Wednesday, 14 May, 2014, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1980s
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It's been a while since we brought you a triple-whammy remix, but this overplayed 1980s song by Chris De Burgh both deserved, and badly needed it. The premise for our remixes of the cover artwork for The Lady In Red is simple. Replace the badly drawn splodge of a picture on the original cover for... wait for it... a lady, in red. There's two for you to choose from. In one the lady is wearing a red bra, on the other it's a red latex catsuit. Whichever takes your fancy! Lipstick!
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Price Tag - Jessie J Featuring B.o.B. 
Tuesday, 13 May, 2014, 05:32 - Singles Of The 2010s
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jessie j price tag remixjessie j price tag 1It's amazing what money can buy. Here we were thinking that the Price Tag referred to by Jessie J Featuring B.o.B. in their 2011 single was to do with ordinary household items like washing machines and stoves, but it turns out, if the remix of the cover of the single is to be believed, that price tag refers instead to the going rate for flashing your tits whilst drinking wine in a public place. I wonder what the price tag to do the same back at AllBum.Art HQ would be? Priceless!
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Stop! In The Name Of Love - The Supremes 
Monday, 12 May, 2014, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1960s
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the supremes stop in the name of love remixthe supremes stop in the name of love 1Stop! In The Name Of Love... That is what we were instructed to do by The Supremes. But would you believe it, the boy in the remixed cover has never heard the song. He is playing away from home and is in the process of getting drunk and undressing a much older lady. Back home, his sexy young girlfriend is getting bored. What he needs to do is Stop! In The Name Of Love, get the mature woman dressed and go back home. Then again, who are we to judge? Stop!
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Sweet Soul Music - Arthur Conley 
Sunday, 11 May, 2014, 05:21 - Singles Of The 1960s
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arthur conley sweet soul music remixarthur conley sweet soul music 1Tho' we're certain that such things do not happen to everyone, here at AllBum.Art we sometimes find a picture that is both worthy of inclusion in a remix, yet fits no obvious song title. The picture used on the remix of Arthur Conley's soul classic Sweet Soul Music fits this bill precisely. On the original we see a sweet soul maiden stretching out over a 'chaise long' as we believe they are called. In the remix... an almost identical chaise (even down to the color) but the babe is different and many of her clothes have fallen off. Tho' it bares no connection to sweet soul music in any way, it is 100% deservant of being a barefaced remix. Bear!
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