Sexy Girl - Big Zero 
Saturday, 18 April, 2015, 05:36 - Singles Of The 2010s
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big zero sexy girl remixbig zero sexy girl 1We couldn't decide whether Big Zero scored anything at all, or just a big fat zero, with the cover of their single Sexy Girl. OK, it shows a girl, but not everyone's idea of sexy is to have that girl painted as a leopard. Maybe we're wrong but we thought that a better sexy girl for a band called big zero would be to have the girl in question in zero clothes and zero degrees and would you believe it, that's just what the remix shows. Naught!
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Fairies Wear Boots - Black Sabbath 
Friday, 17 April, 2015, 05:32 - Singles Of The 1980s
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black sabbath faeries wear boots remixblack sabbath faeries wear boots 1According to heavy metal gurus Black Sabbath, Fairies Wear Boots. But according to the cover of their single, what actually happens is that the band members stand around at dusk (or is it dawn) in a forest. Perhaps they are waiting to see if they can find any fairies. The remix helps them along as we focus in on a fairy who is sitting on a rock, and who is clearly wearing boots. Perhaps her name is Dawn? Dusk!
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Hi Ho Silver Lining - Jeff Beck 
Thursday, 16 April, 2015, 05:28 - Singles Of The 1960s
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jeff beck hi ho silver lining remixjeff beck hi ho silver lining 1Jeff Beck obviously believes that the most important thing to put on the cover of his single Hi Ho Silver Lining is... himself! OK Mr Beck, we can see how you could think that, and that does at least give you some points for effort, but there are so many better things that could be on the cover. Like a busty babe standing in front of a silver lining. Oh, wait, that's just what the remix shows, how lucky. Shiny!
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Moon - Virus 
Wednesday, 15 April, 2015, 05:23 - Singles Of The 1990s
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virus moon remixvirus moon 1It's always a genuine pleasure to receive a submission from someone who visits the site. This time, Barry Coopland of England has provided us with a remix of Moon by Virus. Barry tells us:
This was a banger back in the day but the cover was shit. I put a topless babe on a beach on it instead.

You certainly did Barry, and we're glad you did as we agree that the original cover is on the dull side. Shine!
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Saddle Up - David Christie 
Tuesday, 14 April, 2015, 05:17 - Singles Of The 1980s
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Saddle Up and ride your pony, is what David Christie tells us to do. But the original cover of his single only pays homage to Mr Christie himself and provides no indication of how, what, or who should be saddled. So AllBum.Art brings you another triple-play of remixes (well two remixes actually, and the original). The essence of both is much the same - grab some horse-play bondage gear and a whip and ride that pony. Trap?
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Chain Reaction - Diana Ross 
Monday, 13 April, 2015, 05:12 - Singles Of The 1980s
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Now, what should be done with a song title like Chain Reaction by Diana Ross? Well obviously some kind of picture depicting a babe tied up in chains, having a reaction. Not an allergic reaction but something more sensual. The problem is that there are so many 'chained-up' pictures to choose from, though many of them would fail to pass the AllBum.Art decency guidelines (yes, we do have some). But with the dilemma of which picture unresolved, we bring you another triple-play and leave you to decide which version you would rather have adorning your music collection. Padlock?
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X - Ed Sheeran 
Sunday, 12 April, 2015, 05:59 - Albums Of The 2010s
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ed sheeran x remixed sheeran x 1Now you might think that the title of Ed Sheeran's album X reflects some kind of adult theme. In reality it is just an abbreviation for multiply. But that doesn't stop us here at AllBum.Art from ignoring this fact and providing a remix that has an adult theme. In this case the X-rated content is provided by a babe holding two fluorescent light bulbs crossed in the center to form an X. Glowing!
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You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes 
Saturday, 11 April, 2015, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1960s
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supremes you cant hurry love remixsupremes you cant hurry love 1You Can't Hurry Love, or so say The Supremes in their 1966 single. But why is this the case, because the original single cover doesn't really explain it, unless it is because the band are about to fall off the stage and thus slow motion is needed. In the remix, we find that love really does need to be hurried, otherwise it is about to get run over by a racing car. That slow motion has never been more necessary. Brake!
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Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) - Joe Tex 
Friday, 10 April, 2015, 05:51 - Singles Of The 1970s
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joe tex aint gonna bump remixjoe tex aint gonna bump 1It was OK in the 70s to have titles of songs such as Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman), but today, Joe Tex would no doubt find himself with a lawsuit on his hands for causing offense to the consumptionally challenged. So to help him overcome his dislike of larger ladies, the remix shows just the kind of big woman that it would be enormous fun to bump with. Rebound!
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Boops (Here To Go) - Sly And Robbie 
Thursday, 9 April, 2015, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1980s
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sly and robbie boops remixsly and robbie boops 1Another song whose title is clearly misspelled. Boops (Here To Go).. what is boops when it is at home? We think Sly And Robbie were having a bit of fun and really wanted to sing about boobs but were unable to do so because it would have been inappropriate in the 80s. Today, however, such things are largely the norm and so the remix does away with all the boops nonsense and replaces it with boobs. OK?
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