What exactly might Robbie Williams have No Regrets over. If we take the front cover artwork of his single to guide us, it is either going to be doing a belly-flop into a swimming pool and injuring himself, or splasing water over a stocking-clad high-heel babe who is standing by the pool. On the remix is a babe who probably has many regrets, mainly because she appears to be standing outdoors whilst it snows heavily all over her. She does seem rather chilly. Pert!
Some credit is due to the B-52's for the original cover artwork of their single Wig. Why? First, the cover depicts a member of the band, which is always a good start. Secondly, the member of the band appears to be wearing a wig. Mind you, it could be her real hair. On the remix there are no doubts about the fact that the hair of the babe shown is a wig, as no-one in real life has gold, spaghetti hair. The rest of her seems pretty genuine though. Toupee!
It might be fair to say that Lorrie Morgan isn't wrong when she sings I'm Not That Easy To Forget, as she is quite the pretty lady. However, the remix of the original single cover artwork comes with a very big WARNING. Once you have seen it, you will not find it easy to forget as the babe who appears on it is memorable for many of the wrong reasons. Please do not click on the remix unless you have the ability to unetch difficult things from your memory. Depart!
Bill Withers was obviously feeling a little submissive when he decided to sing a song called Use Me. On the original cover we find Mr Withers looking. Just looking. Is he looking submissive? Is he, perhaps looking dominating? Or is he just looking at what we can now see on the remix. A babe tied to a fence in red latex and red heels. Perhaps it is her whose demeanor spells use me, and not that of Mr Withers himself. Sleeves!
What do Art Of Noise mean when they tell us that they are Close (To The Edit). The original cover artwork for their single suggests that this might be something to do with graphite. All rather mysterious. The remix has no mystery at all, instead we find a naked babe and the photo is taken at such an angle that it nearly needs editing (to fit the AllBum.Art guidelines, but not quite. It is close, to the edit. Apart!
The rather obscure Average White Band now appear more than once on the AllBum.Art alternative artwork catalogue. This time the picture of the band from their single Let's Go Round Again has been remixed to have a group of topless girls doing the rounds Just why the band thought that anyone would want to look at their hairy faces is anyone's guess. As for the girls, they can come round again any time they like. Let's go...
Let's do the Walk Of Life together with Dire Straits. To do this, apparently all that is needed is a guitar painted in pastel colors. At least that is what the original cover artwork for the single would have us believe. On the remix a babe is taking a walk down a railway track which is surrounded by the life of weeds and bushes. A walk of life, or a walk of weeds? Bushy!
Let's Walk On By, by Dionne Warwick. But what does that actually mean? On the original cover artwork for the single, all we find is Ms Warwick looking slightly devilish. On the remix a man carrying two suitcases is walking on by a babe coming the opposite direction who has neither any suitcases, nor would it appear, any panties or skirt either, maybe she forgot them. Vacation!
It's quite fun when the original cover artwork for the single already has a hot babe on it, and on the cover of Ships In The Night by Be-Bop Deluxe, the babe is so hot, she has set fire to an electric guitar and is having to stand in an oversized glass beaker to keep herself from burning up the rest of the scene. To upscale this, on the remix we have four babes, and they are on a ship (we know this as one is wearing a captains hat). Night.