The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades - Timbuk 3 
Tuesday, 30 April, 2013, 05:35 - Singles Of The 1980s
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timbuk 3 futures so bright remixtimbuk 3 futures so bright 1In this 1986 hit from Timbuk 3, we are informed that The Future Is So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades. So what the f**k is there a picture of a donkey carrying a television on the cover of the single for? Nothing about this screams 'bright' or 'future' or even 'shades' (if the donkey was wearing shades that might be at least a little improved). The remixed cover shows what is clearly something bright and wearing shades. As for the future, that's been left to you.
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Fields Of Fire (400 Mies) - Big Country 
Tuesday, 23 April, 2013, 05:34 - Singles Of The 1980s
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big country fields of fire remixbig country fields of fire 1Another submission from Scotland: Big Country's Fields Of Fire (400 Miles) was apparently one of their biggest hits (though it only got to number 52 in the Billboard Hot 100) in 1983. This remix from Angus MacCoatup shows us exactly what fields of fire look like. That is if you can see beyond the nude girl in the foreground. Now if only she would get out of the way, we could admire this hot countryside scene. Then again, perhaps it is hotter with the girl standing there.
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Red High Heels - Kellie Pickler 
Monday, 22 April, 2013, 05:28 - Singles Of The 2000s
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kelly pickler red heels remixkelly pickler red heels 1If ever a song were cut out to have its cover remixed, it's this 2006 song from country chicken Kellie Pickler. What a chance she missed to have a classic cover when she released Red High Heels. Small Town Girl she might be, but that doesn't mean that the cover has to have a small town feel to it. The remixed version is how it should have looked. A curvy country gal wearing red high heels. And nothing more!
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These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra 
Saturday, 20 April, 2013, 05:56 - Singles Of The 1960s
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nancy sinatra these boots rnancy sinatra these boots aName someone who doesn't know that These Boots Are Made For Walkin'. Because that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. Nancy Sinatra's 1966 classic has a cover which ain't too shabby. But with the addition of a little modern twist, the boots become much more the kind of thing that is suited to walkin' all over you. Spikey, to boot!
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Let's Go Round Again - Average White Band 
Saturday, 13 April, 2013, 05:50 - Singles Of The 1980s
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awb lets go round rawb lets go round 1The rather obscure Average White Band now appear more than once on the AllBum.Art alternative artwork catalogue. This time the picture of the band from their single Let's Go Round Again has been remixed to have a group of topless girls doing the rounds Just why the band thought that anyone would want to look at their hairy faces is anyone's guess. As for the girls, they can come round again any time they like. Let's go...
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Atomic - Blondie 
Monday, 25 March, 2013, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1970s
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blondie atomic remixblondie atomic 1This cover art remix comes all the way from Russia! The cover of Blondie's 1979 single Atomic shows Ms Harry standing in front of a mushroom cloud in a blue dress (surely made of some complex metal compound to save her from the radiation). The remix shows a topless Russian blonde girl in front of what looks like a crystal mushroom cloud - odd? Given the nuclear nature of the cover, all that we can add is Sploshnik Comrads!
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9 To 5 - Dolly Parton 
Sunday, 24 March, 2013, 05:39 - Singles Of The 1980s
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dolly parton 9 to 5 remixdolly parton 9 to 5 1In 1980 when this single was released, the idea of a woman working 9 To 5 was almost unheard of. The cover shows Dolly Parton together with her tools and in a workman's clothes. This iconic song from the movie of the same name has been brought up to date. Ms Parton has been replaced by a different dolly whose daily chores seem to revolve, in a twist on the post-modern irony of working women, around ironing. An ironing irony!
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Trapped - Colonel Abrams 
Saturday, 23 March, 2013, 05:33 - Singles Of The 1980s
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colonel abrams trapped remixcolonel abrams trapped 1Trapped by Colonel Abrams is one of those songs that is trapped on the playlist of many radio stations across the nation despite approaching its 30th birthday. The time is right for a remix of the cover art. On the original cover we see Col Abrams trapped in some kind of florescent tubing. On the remix, a slave girl is trapped behind bars in jail. Oh, and look at that... her t-shirt is all ripped so her boobs are on show. How apt.
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Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C & C Music Factory 
Friday, 22 March, 2013, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1990s
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candc music factory gonna make you sweat remixcandc music factory gonna make you sweat 1Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) was a 1990 hit for Clivill├ęs and Cole (shortened to C + C Music Factory). In the cover of the single we see one of the aformentioned gentlemen standing in front of someone who is dancing now. But she is not sweating, or at least if she is sweating, we cannot tell because she has clothes on which have no sweat marks on them. In the remixed cover we see a different woman in a similar pose but who seems to be covered in sweat, making it clear that Mrs C + C did achieve their stated goal.
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Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe 
Thursday, 21 March, 2013, 05:36 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ugly kid joe everything about you 1In 1992, Ugly Kid Joe told us that they hated Everything About You ('you' referring to some girl or other). But the cover of their single doesn't show us the girl in question so we can't make up our mind whether we hate her or not. What is it about the particular girl that makes her so hateful, is it her charm, looks and dress sense (or lack of these), or some other thing? Was it only Mr Kid Joe that hated her or would she prove hateful to anyone who came into contact with her. These questions are not answered by the original cover of the single. Thankfully, AllBumArt has managed to track her down and we have included her on the remixed single cover.

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ugly kid joe everything about you remixNow that we can see her, it becomes much clearer exactly why Ugly Kid Joe hated her so much. You see:
  • She has the face of a hogwart and as a previous President said, 'A pig with lipstick is still a pig'.
  • She has very floppy tits that wouldn't look out of place drooping around some old granny.
  • She has the most awful dress sense - a waitress outfit with stripey hose and furry boots.
  • Pink doesn't suit her yet she insists on wearing tons of it. Then again most colours would look bad on her.
  • If this is the best she can do to make herself look sexy, what will she look like in 10 years time - yuk!
We hate everything about her too, don't you?

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