It is correct, that Underwear Goes Inside The Pants, and in this respect Lazy B is not incorrect. The original single cover artwork, on the other hand, makes no attempt to illustrate what happens if you don't follow this time-honored role. The remix assists by showing a babe who has not grasped the whole underwear under the pants concept as she does not appear to have any underwear under her pants at all. Cheeky!

Light A Candle (To Start A New Dawn), is what Daniel O'Donnell is instructing people to do. To help us envisage this, Mr O'Donnell stands around on the original front cover artwork in a white suit and black shirt with his hands in his pockets. Maybe he has a lighter in his pockets. On the remix we find a babe who appears to have lit a number of candles. She also doesn't have pockets, so she can be hiding lighters in them. In fact she has no clothes to hide anything in. Wick!

Poor Kelly Clarkson. It's not clear who has put her in this situation but she feels that My Life Would Suck Without You. She seems to have made herself feel better by getting a heart-shaped lollipop that she can no doubt suck on, in place of whoever it was that she sucked before. On the remix are two babes, one of who is sucking on the other. Without her, her life would suck less, though if the sucking is her favorite activity, then maybe less sucking would make her life suck more. Converse!

Skip, skip, Skip To The End, skip to the end my darlin'. Oh, wait, that's not how this song by The Futureheads goes is it now? At least the original single front cover artwork helps explain what the song is all about. It's about trees, and an old newspaper. Is it really? Or is is about what is on the remix which is a babe doing her skipping exercises in her leggings and trainers. Oh, wait, her leggings are actually fishnet tights and she has nothing on underneath. That was a silly choice of outfit to go skipping in. Jump!

How are you feelin'? According to Jennifer Lopez, she ain't Feelin' So Good. Is this because on the original single front cover artwork, she is all in yellow? Yellow isn't exactly the least queasy of colors, so maybe having had to be exposed to it for the picture to be taken is what is making her feel so off-color. On the remix we have taken a different tack on what feelin' good might be like, as a guy is finding out how the boobs of a busty babe might feel. Oh, and just for good measure, its also all in yellow. Jaundice!

The original single front cover artwork for Escape by Enrique Iglesias shows almost exactly what you would expect to see, which is a picture of Mr Iglesias himself. No sign of anything escaping, other than his ego. On the remix we find a babe in high heels and a head-scarf who appears to have escaped from a jail cell. How she has managed to escape is not that clear, though you can't help thinking that she may have had some assistance as her prison door is unlocked. Run!

Yes, the band are called Made In London and the title of the song is Dirty Water. And yes, the original single front cover artwork shows the three band members standing in a field. Where, you might ask, is the water. And why, you might ask, is the water dirty? On the remix we find a babe who is squatting down inside what looks like a derelict building. And she is taking a pee. There is water around. And the water is dirty. Is she made in London? That question remains unanswered. Off!

This can get a little monotonous you know. Here we find Kelly Rowland and her single Train On A Track. but on the original single front cover artwork there are no trains, tracks or railway of any kinds, just a grinning Ms Rowland. On the remix we find a babe sitting on a track, with a train in the background. She is only wearing blue high heel shoes, which may not be that safe, but there is at least a train, on a track. Phew!

Another remix for Ms Fenty, who is perhaps better known as Rihanna (her middle name, in case you didn't know). On the original front cover artwork of her single Unfaithful, we find Ms Fenty sitting by a rock in ripped jeans. No evidence there of any unfaithfulness. On the remix we find a babe standing in a church wearing clothes that are definitely not faithful. Then again, flagellation is a religious activity, so perhaps she isn't that unfaithfully dressed after all. Pray!

Being Left Outside Alone must be an occupational hazard for Anastacia. How do we know this? On the original single front cover artwork she is kneeling down by a window and a radiator, which is left to the outside (to the right is further inside), and she is alone. On the remix is a babe who went to the left and is sitting outside by a river, and she is alone. She is also alone from a clothing perspective, somewhat alone being only with her high heel shoes. A loan!