Dancing Shoes - Dev 
Monday, 20 March, 2017, 05:40 - Singles Of The 2010s
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dev dancing shoes remixdev dancing shoes 1Hey, hey, as a certain cartoon clown says. Dev is here with her Dancing Shoes. But ho, ho, someone has cropped her picture on the original cover artwork of her single above her knees and the one critical thing missing is a look at what her dancing shoes look like. On the remix we find a babe who is keen to show us her black and white, high heel dancing shoes. In fact she is so keen to show them to us that she seems to have forgotten to put a dress on to go with them. Forgetful!
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Bubbles - Biffy Clyro 
Sunday, 12 March, 2017, 05:42 - Singles Of The 2010s
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biffy clyro bubbles remixbiffy clyro bubbles 1It seems very odd to us that on the original cover artwork of their single Bubbles, Biffy Clyro choose to illustrate the song with the footsteps of a girl who is walking along a beach into the see having been replaced by red fish. Then again, we couldn't be bothered to listen to the song to see whether this fishy tale is actually in the lyrics. Either way, we think our remix which shows a group of babes playing with bubbles is far more representative of the song's title. Globules!
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Final Exit - Fear Factory 
Tuesday, 21 February, 2017, 05:14 - Singles Of The 2010s
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fear factory final exit remixfear factory final exit 1The Final Exit is where Fear Factory are taking us. Their vision of this seems to be some symmetrical metal scorpion. Our vision of a final exit is rather different. Our exit is one which, after you go through it, there is no return. That must be why the babe who is about to go through it has decided not to take anything too valuable with her. She doesn't have her phone or computer, or, for that matter any of her clothes. Obviously the shoes she is wearing are of little monetary value. Let's wish her farewell. Bye!
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Parking Lot - Nelly Furtado 
Sunday, 22 January, 2017, 05:41 - Singles Of The 2010s
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nelly furtado parking lot remixnelly furtado parking lot 1Nelly Furtado's idea of a Parking Lot appears, if the cover artwork of her single is to be believed, to be an empty parking lot, with a tree growing in it. Our idea of a parking lot involves having a naked babe (well other than for her heels) waiting patiently against the wall of an underground parking lot until we return to let her into the car. The question, therefore, is which of these versions do you prefer? Garage!
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The Carol Of The Bells - Marillion 
Friday, 23 December, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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marillion carol of the bells remixmarillion carol of the bells 1There can never, ever, in the history of the world, be a better version of The Carol Of The Bells than that performed by the Swedish Chef of the Muppets. But the Marillion version is OK, if you like that kind of thing. The problem is that the cover artwork lacks any kind of bells. On the remix, we have taken a little poetic liberty and instead of a bell, have used a bauble or 'bore bell' which is just as seasonal and far more efficacious for the purposes of remixing. Yes, the Holiday season is driving us a little mad. Elbow!
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Better In Boots - Tyler Farr 
Monday, 5 December, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 2010s
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tyler farr better in boots 2tyler farr better in boots 1Nothing explains a song better on the cover artwork than putting the lyrics on it. Which is no doubt why Tyler Farr thought that it would be a good idea to put some of the lyrics of his song Better In Boots on the cover of his single. We, on the other hand, think that babes look hot in boots and on the remix we find a babe wearing boots, in the snow, close to a dangerously unstable precipice. Best that she wears boots in such circumstances otherwise she might cause an avalanche. Flake!
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While I Shovel The Snow - The Walkmen 
Saturday, 26 November, 2016, 05:43 - Singles Of The 2010s
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walkmen while i shovel the snow remixwalkmen while i shovel the snow 1While I Shovel The Snow, it seems that The Walkmen are not going to help but are going to stand around under a bridge staring towards the icy river beyond. Thankfully, on the remix, we find a babe who is more than willing to help shovel the snow, and she has all the necessary equipment, including a snow shovel and some sturdy winter boots. On the other hand, she seems to have forgotten the rest of her winter outfit. Guess you can't have everything, can you? Complete!
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Naked - Cheesa 
Friday, 18 November, 2016, 05:19 - Singles Of The 2010s
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cheesa naked 2cheesa naked 1To be fair to Cheesa, we would, under normal circumstances, rate the cover of her single Naked with full points. Not only is the artist on the cover, but she is demonstrating the title of the song by appearing naked. Bravo! What we did on the remix was only to reflect on the name Cheesa, by replacing her with a naked babe. Well she is almost naked, it's just that her extremities have been covered with cheese. Nice!
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Baggage Claim - Miranda Lambert 
Thursday, 11 August, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 2010s
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miranda lambert baggage claim remixmiranda lambert baggage claim 1Another in our series of remixes to do with flying. And in this we find that the baggage for miss Miranda Lambert can be claimed at belt 24. That's where the Baggage Claim is, right. But on the original cover we find Ms Lambert standing in front of a sofa with her guitar. Where is the belt of despair where the baggage never arrives, or her suitcase. All a bit disappointing. On the remix we find a babe sitting on her baggage, drinking a glass of wine and waiting to be claimed. Is she lost luggage? We may never know.
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Let Her Go - Passenger 
Tuesday, 21 June, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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passenger let her go 1passenger let her go 2passenger let her go remixx
Not just a fabled AllBum.Art triple-play, but one of our rare X-Rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork for Let Her Go by Passenger, we can only ponder at who she is and why we need to let her go. Maybe he has tied up some babe to the ferris-wheel in the background. On the first remix we find a babe who has her hands and feed tied, so letting her go would free her to get back to whatever it was that she was doing naked on a wooden floor. On the second remi-XXX, we find a bane being held aloft by two guys. If they were to let her go she would fall to the floor and quite possibly injure herself and given she is wearing naught but some high heels, she might get covered in scratches and bruises. Perhaps best not to let her go then. Release!
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