It's interesting, in an uninteresting kind of way, to wonder how Thomas Dolby managed to write and record this song if, indeed, as he states in the title, She Blinded Me With Science. Surely if he had been blinded, as he states that he was, he would no longer be able to find the right keys on the keyboard, nor strings on a guitar. Maybe that explains the terrible music. Anyhow, for your enjoyment, we have a remix that shows one babe still in the process of trying to blind a second babe and we know this has something to do with science as the first babe is wearing a lab coat. Physical!
Another remix for The Temptations. This time it's their 1966 single, Ain't Too Proud To Beg. The original cover is somewhat boring, where the word 'somewhat' should be replaced by the word 'totally', and the word 'boring' should be replaced by the word 'terrible'. The remix shows a babe down on her knees, begging for something or other. Perhaps she's begging for someone to give her a hand up because she's finding it difficult to walk in those heels. Help!
The Outhere Brothers told us not to stop, but instead to gyrate in a somewhat relaxed yet floppy fashion in their song Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle). But the cover, other than showing a picture of a floppy face, gives no further instruction on how the wiggling should take place. The remix overcomes these deficiencies and shows us a babe who is wiggling very nicely and, should we happen to be there in the flesh to watch her, we would no doubt be asking not to stop. Cease!
Get ready, tonight, we're gonna make this A Night To Remember. But what do Shalamar mean by that? The simple fact is that we don't know, as the cover of the single shows nothing more than the band members smiling. The remix shows why this will definitely be a noteworthy night, as a totally hot babe is being undressed by a guy who will not forget the experience in a long time, if ever. Memorize!
It's clear to see why Skin would suggest that you Look But Don't Touch the babe on the original cover of their single, as she will clearly punch you in the face if you do. It's, perhaps, less clear to see why the babe on the remix is someone you should avoid getting too close to, but the fact is that she is clearly totally mad, posing naked in a public park, and is probably infested with all manner of nasty bugs. Then again you would should probably look quite closely to make sure. Magnify!
The original cover of Juicy Fruit by Mtume shows the band looking less than fruity, and certainly not particularly juicy. Thank goodness then for the remix in which we find a juicy looking babe bending over towards a bowl of fruit, which are most certainly fruity. Thinking about it, the babe is quite fruity too, making the whole thing far more appropriate, or not, depending on your view on bananas and all that. Apple!
We, here at AllBum.Art, pride ourselves on our ability to count. Malc, over in the 'sounds' department can count to over 30 and Chez in 'design' says he has to be able to count to nearly 400 to deal with the days in a year. But is seems that Winger cannot count to Seventeen, as on the original cover artwork for their single there are only 4 of them. On the remix, we have put 17 babes. Or at least we think there are 17, as we lost count after about 5. Numeric!
We have previously remixed the cover artwork for a Kraftwerk track here at AllBum.Art. But it is nice that we have been sent this user contributed submission of Autobahn from Wolfgang Schmeltz of Germany. He tells us:
This babe who is named Vienna, is standing on a bridge over main motorway from Mainz to Koblenz so it is really an autobahn remix.We can see that, Wolfgang. Great work!
Are You Ready To Fly? Do you have your passport ready? Is your bag packed? Do you have your tickets in your pocket? These are important additional questions that Rozalla fails completely to address in her song. In the remix we find a babe who is explaining some of the finer points of airplane cabin etiquette (yes, we had to look up the spelling of that). Now are you ready to fly? We are!
Helen Shapiro is Walkin' Back To Happiness, and she is doing so by staring out across a yellow-tinged cityscape. Not much walkin' going on, and no real sign of happiness. On the remix we find three babes who are doing some walkin'. They may look a little sad, but remember they are walkin' back to happiness, presumably therefore, they have been somewhere less than happy. Hopefully they will cheer up when they get there. Smile!