There are several things wrong with the original single front cover artwork for Steamy Windows by Tina Turner. The first is that there is no sign of any steam, mist, fog or any other kind of airborne dampness. Secondly, there are no windows. Therefore, by default, there can not be any steamy windows. On the remix we find a babe who is hiding out between a window that is covered in droplets of water caused by... steam maybe? Perhaps she is in the shower. Droplet!
Another remix for Ms Fenty, who is perhaps better known as Rihanna (her middle name, in case you didn't know). On the original front cover artwork of her single Unfaithful, we find Ms Fenty sitting by a rock in ripped jeans. No evidence there of any unfaithfulness. On the remix we find a babe standing in a church wearing clothes that are definitely not faithful. Then again, flagellation is a religious activity, so perhaps she isn't that unfaithfully dressed after all. Pray!
Who lives on Sun Street? Why, it's none other than Katrina And The Waves. Sadly, the original single front cover artwork does not show us what life on sun street is like, as all we can see are the band members. On the remix, though, we find a babe who is walking along a sunny street. It doesn't look as if anyone lives on that particular stretch of road, which might be as well, given that her dress seems to be far too short for her. A good job that it is sunny too, as otherwise, wearing that dress, she would catch a chill. Blonde!
What can be said about the original single front cover artwork of Double Dutch by The Fatback Band? You can see the band standing around looking, well, just looking actually. There's no sign of anything Dutch, or why it might be double. No windmills or Edam cheese. On the remix we find two babes sitting on a bench. We are reliably informed that the bench is in Amsterdam, and the babes are Dutch. As there are two of them, we make that double Dutch. Duchesses?
Read All About It, that is one option presented by Professor Green Featuring Emeli Sandé. Alternatively, you may wish to use your eyes and take a look at the original single front cover artwork which shows a boy in a dark hallway standing in-front of a door that is ajar. On the remix, we can both read and see all about it as there is a babe standing in a library reading a book. She is wearing a pink hat... and nothing else. Never have books been quite so interesting. Bibliotheque!
Hey, Gary Barlow, Let Me Go. That is what the fans are screaming. The original front cover artwork shows Mr Barlow sitting at a piano, he doesn't appear to be restricting anyone's movement in a way that would stop them from going wherever it is they wish to go. On the remix we find a babe, but no Mr Barlow, however she is chained up and unable to go somewhere, or anywhere. She is singing let me go, and hoping that Mr Barlow is going to rescue her. That depends on whether he likes women who are chained up. Go!
Who makes you feel like A Natural Woman? Why Aretha Franklin of course. Who else? You can see Ms Franklin asking this question on the original single front cover artwork, with her figure-of-eight earrings, which just shout naturism. On the remix we find a real life naturist in the form of a natural woman naked on a footpath in a forest. It all looks very wholesome and natural and given that she is nude, there's little doubt that she is also a woman. Greenery!
Sunshine After The Rain, what could be more refreshing? That said, according to the original single front cover artwork by Elkie Brookes, you should still wear your raincoat, even when the sunshine comes out, and the rain is finished. An alternative approach is taken by the babe on the remix who has opened a sunshade and taken all her clothes off, as the sun dries up the rain. Either approach is fine, but one may be more acceptable in public circles. Umbrella!
Another song whose title is Street Life, this time from Beenie Man. On the original single front cover artwork we can see Mr Davis (for that is his name) standing around with what looks like a microphone cable slung over his shoulder. Very down with the street sounds. On the remix we find a babe who is lying down on the pavement wearing nothing much. She seems full enough of life, and she's on a street, so that gives her the edge over the original cover. That is, after all, why AllBum.Art is here. Boulevard!
This is not the only song in the world called Street Life, but it is the one sung by Roxy Music. The band's idea of street living seems to be to sit on office chairs by a grand piano in lounge suits. That is what the original single front cover artwork says. The remixed artwork says has a babe walking down a street. Pictures of fruit are still life, and a picture of a babe walking down a road is street life. Makes complete sense. Avenue!