It would appear, if the cover artwork for Biffy Clyro's single is to be believed, that the ship that The Captain is captaining, is some kind of airborne wooden affair. On the remix we instead find a picture of the captain herself, as yes, the captain is a babe not a dude, and one who seems to like wearing high heels and PVC underwear. Now that would certainly encourage a few wooden poles on the ship, and as for an affair, that would depend on her crew mates. Floating!

Gabrielle tells us that she has Dreams, or so she sings, but the original cover artwork for her single tells us only that she has a rhinestone encrusted eye patch. Perhaps this is her dream. On the remix we find a guy alone in a hotel room with a half naked blonde babe with significant assets who seems intent on making his dreams come true. Those kind of dreams we can visualize, even without the eye patch. Blind!

Imagination is what you have to use to interpret the single cover artwork by Belouis Some. The original cover shows Mr Some with a pensive look on his face. Does this suggest he is lost in his imagination? Perhaps that depends on what he is imagining. On the remix we find a mature babe who has her hands in her panties, and has a definite look of imagination on her face. What she is imagining we can only guess, but unlike Mr Some, her thoughts seem much more uplifting. Smile!

Whilst everyone is still feeling loved-up following Valentine's Day yesterday, we have another hearty remix for you. The original cover of All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You by Heart , shows absolutely nothing at all. One of those 1980s single covers that offers nothing by way of an indication of anything. The remix helps a lot, as we find a babe who could well be naked, whose features are covered by hearts. Would you wanna make love to her? You betcha!

Today is February the 14th, known around the world as Valentine's Day. A day on which everyone gets a bit soppy, and everything is about hearts and flowers. So today's remix is Valentine by T'Pau. On the original cover artwork for the single we find the band members looking a bit soppy. On the remix we find a babe surrounded by hearts. No flowers but let that go and just enjoy the romantic look on her face... Sad!

A rare remix of a compilation album by none other than Various Artists. The original cover artwork for Disco Shock has five babes with their backs to us, walking away into the distance. They are wearing a combination of jeans and hot pants and high heels, and one of them (second from the left) appears to be topless. On the remix we have just updated this picture with five alternative babes. This time they are facing towards us and wearing hot pants and heels and several of them are topless. Updated!

Another remix for Swedish songsters Ace Of Base. The original single artwork for The Sign holds so many possibilities but none of them have been used, instead we just find a patchwork quilt of pieces of a flower and the band's two female singers. On the remix, one of the most obvious possibilities has been employed, and we find a babe holding a sign. Could that have been any more obvious? Card!

Good ole Shakin' Stevens and his aimless cover artwork. On the original single cover for Green Door, we find Mr Stevens loafing around in a white jacket and black shirt. No sign of the green door though. On the remix we find a babe who is standing in a green doorway. Sadly we can't see much about her as the lighting in the green doorway is not that good, but what we can see would make it tempting enough to turn the light on and find out more. Or just go through the green door. Handle!

Another remix for New Kids On The Block as they stylize themselves. On the original cover artwork for Cover Girl, we find the band members looking royally bored in a small square. On the remix we find a cover girl who is covering herself (but not making that good of a job of it). But the boys are still looking as bored as ever. Maybe they are stuck inside the box and can't get out to help the cover girl cover herself. All very mysterious. Cubic!

This remix of Brick House by Commodores was sent to us by regular contributor Phil Darnall of Great Britain. Phil says:

This song is about a woman so big, they sing about her being a brick house. In England we use the term brick shit house. Either way, the original cover doesn't show any house. On the remix I have put a big boobed woman (BBW) who could be either a brick house or a brick shit house, or just shit, all descriptions seem equally appropriate.

We can see that. Thanks for the remix Phil. Blubberly!