Dreams - Gabrielle 
Friday, 17 February, 2017, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s
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gabrielle dreams remixgabrielle dreams 1Gabrielle tells us that she has Dreams, or so she sings, but the original cover artwork for her single tells us only that she has a rhinestone encrusted eye patch. Perhaps this is her dream. On the remix we find a guy alone in a hotel room with a half naked blonde babe with significant assets who seems intent on making his dreams come true. Those kind of dreams we can visualize, even without the eye patch. Blind!
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The Sign - Ace Of Base 
Sunday, 12 February, 2017, 05:59 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ace of base the sign remixace of base the sign 1Another remix for Swedish songsters Ace Of Base. The original single artwork for The Sign holds so many possibilities but none of them have been used, instead we just find a patchwork quilt of pieces of a flower and the band's two female singers. On the remix, one of the most obvious possibilities has been employed, and we find a babe holding a sign. Could that have been any more obvious? Card!
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Cover Girl - New Kids On The Block 
Friday, 10 February, 2017, 08:50 - Singles Of The 1990s
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nkotb cover girl remixnkotb cover girl 1Another remix for New Kids On The Block as they stylize themselves. On the original cover artwork for Cover Girl, we find the band members looking royally bored in a small square. On the remix we find a cover girl who is covering herself (but not making that good of a job of it). But the boys are still looking as bored as ever. Maybe they are stuck inside the box and can't get out to help the cover girl cover herself. All very mysterious. Cubic!
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In Your Car - Kenickie 
Sunday, 5 February, 2017, 05:31 - Singles Of The 1990s
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kenickie in your car 2kenickie in your car 1What is In Your Car? More importantly what is in Kenickie's car? Quite obviously, from the original single cover artwork, what is in Kenickie's car is the band members themselves, though in cartoon format. And the car is toony too. On the remix we find what we would like to find in our car (and maybe you would like to find in your car too), that is a babe wearing nothing other than a smile and her stiletto heels. Drive!
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There's Nothing I Won't Do - JX 
Wednesday, 1 February, 2017, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1990s
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jx theres nothing i wont do remixjx theres nothing i wont do 1When JX sing that There's Nothing I Won't Do, you would be right to expect more from the original single cover artwork than a fuzzy picture of someone with their mouth wide open. You would expect to see a babe who would do just about anything, in fact a babe who would do absolutely anything. Such as lying down naked on a street as cars drive past her, smiling nonchalantly at the camera. Did we say naked? We meant wearing heels. Obviously!
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So Pure - Baby D 
Tuesday, 31 January, 2017, 05:51 - Singles Of The 1990s
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baby d so pure 2baby d so pure 1So Pure. Like snow? Like fragrance-free soap? Like distilled water? No. According to the original single cover artwork, Baby D tells us that what is pure, is a lightning storm. Maybe it is pure, but it is also messy and dangerous. On the remix we find a babe who is, in some ways very pure and in others very impure. Just focus on the pure elements, and this remix makes sense. Focus on the impure and it is about as logical as Doctor McCoy. Trek!
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Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead 
Monday, 23 January, 2017, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1990s
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radiohead fake plastic trees remixradiohead fake plastic trees 1The original cover artwork for Radiohead's single Fake Plastic Trees is awful. It has no trees of any kind on it, whether real or fake. The remix on the other hand has got some trees on it, but, I hear you say, those are not fake trees. No, they are not. The fake plastic is in the hands of the babe resting among the trees. So maybe the title should take on a comma, e.g. Fake Plastic, Trees. Unreal!
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Armed And Extremely Dangerous - First Choice 
Wednesday, 18 January, 2017, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1990s
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first choice armed and extremely dangerous remixfirst choice armed and extremely dangerous 1First Choice claim to be Armed And Extremely Dangerous, but on the cover artwork of their single, they don't appear to be armed, and certainly don't look very dangerous, unless platform shoes have hidden weapons in them. On the remix we find four babes who are clearly armed, and they look quite dangerous too. Maybe not extremely dangerous, but that's just a matter of personal opinion. Bang!
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Pretty Good Year - Tori Amos 
Sunday, 1 January, 2017, 05:35 - Singles Of The 1990s
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tori amos pretty good year 2tori amos pretty good year 1Will this year be a Pretty Good Year? According to Tori Amos, it could be. How has this been illustrated on the front cover of her single, well with nothing greater than a picture of Ms Amos looking pretty. On the remix we find a New Year's party in full swing with a lot more pretty to choose from, as long as babes who appear to be inhabiting an English country pub are your kind of thing. Happy New Year!
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Rockin' Robin - Lolly 
Thursday, 22 December, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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lolly rockin robin 2lolly rockin robin 1Twiddly diddly dee, it's Lolly and her friend the Rockin' Robin. Twiddly diddly dee, it seems that to represent this seasonal classic, Lolly has decorated her forehead with snowflakes. Twiddly diddly dee, on the remix we find a babe with a red breast, which must mean she is a robin, though it is more usual to spell it robyn if it's a girl. Twiddly diddly dee, that's an improvement and all that remains is to check if she is rockin'. As far as we can tell, she rocks! Twiddly diddly dee!
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