Nine Million Bicycles - Katie Melua 
Saturday, 4 February, 2017, 05:26 - Singles Of The 2000s
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So there are Nine Million Bicycles (in China) according to Katie Melua. However we are meant to infer this by the fact, presumably, that on the original single cover artwork there is a photo of Ms Melua squatting down in an abandoned warehouse. Is the warehouse in China? Maybe. On the first of today's triple-play remix, we find a cute asian babe riding a bicycle. Is this one of the nine million in China? On the second remix we find the same asian babe on the same bike, but this time her clothes appear to have dissolved. Must have been all the pollution in China. Cough!
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Turn Your Car Around - Lee Ryan 
Thursday, 2 February, 2017, 05:58 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Lee Ryan Turn Your Car Around Original Cover Artwork of Lee Ryan Turn Your Car Around Does the picture of Lee Ryan on the original front cover single artwork make you think that you need to Turn Your Car Around? Or does it make you think that he could have done a lot better with his cover design? We think the latter, and so the remix provides a proper excuse to reverse the direction of your automobile, that is because some hot stocking-clad babe is telling you to. Whip!
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The Widow - The Mars Volta 
Sunday, 29 January, 2017, 05:44 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Mars Volta The Widow Original Cover Artwork of Mars Volta The Widow The Mars Volta, the name alone conjures up images of deepest darkest Africa mixed with the fearsome red planet. The Widow conjures up pictures of a lady mourning for her dead husband. The original single cover artwork shows a woman climbing down a tree. The remix brings the picture into slightly clearer focus as we find a widow, possibly from Mars, mourning something or other. Sorrow!
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If You Were A Sailboat - Katie Melua 
Saturday, 28 January, 2017, 05:40 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Katie Melua If You Were A Sailboat Original Cover Artwork of Katie Melua If You Were A Sailboat What Katie Melua seems to be telling us on the original cover artwork of her single If You Were A Sailboat is that it is rather misty down at the docks where she is awaiting the arrival of the incoming ships. On the remix we find a different babe awaiting the arrival of incoming ships down in the boatyard, but the fog has lifted and we discover (what a surprise) that she is all but naked, except for the hat she appears to have stolen from a passing sailor. Ahoy!
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Luv Is Cool - System Of Life 
Monday, 12 December, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 2000s
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A triple-play wintery remix for System Of Live and their single Luv Is Cool. The original cover is loveless and not entirely chilly which is why we have two remixes. On the first we find a babe on a freezing railway track. She must luv it there but it's mighty cool. On the second remix we find two babes who are enjoying themselves in freezing cold, snowy forest. They look happy enough to be in love. Cool!
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Digging My Heels In - Tim Daniels 
Sunday, 4 December, 2016, 05:32 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Tim Daniels Digging My Heels In Original Cover Artwork of Tim Daniels Digging My Heels In What can we say about the cover artwork for Tim Daniels' single Digging My Heels In? Pretty much nothing as that is what is on the cover, nothing. Naught. Nix. Just the title of the song and Mr Daniels' name. Sadly our remix department slightly misheard the title and have produced a remix that would better fit with Digging In My Heels, rather than Digging My Heels In, but we will let them off, just this once. Shovel!
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Underdog - Kasabian 
Friday, 2 December, 2016, 05:49 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Kasabian Underdog Original Cover Artwork of Kasabian Underdog Ah yes, nothing screams Underdog like the cover of this single from Kasabian. Why is that the case, when the cover has nothing other than the name of the song and the band on it, well it is clear that the designer is an underdog and does not understand the complexities of producing artwork for singles and albums. The remix helps him (or her) out by showing an underdog who, in this case, is a poor helpless babe made to act out the life of a dog, in the freezing cold snow for good measure (well it is December). Woof!
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December Song (I Dreamed Of Christmas) - George Michael 
Thursday, 1 December, 2016, 05:59 - Singles Of The 2000s, Christmas Crackers
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We begin December with a suitably seasonal triple-play remix from George Michael. The original cover artwork for his song, December Song (I Dreamed Of Christmas) shows an odd stack of televisions, a mouse and some badly drawn people. The first of our remixes shows a cold December angel who appears to be dreaming of Christmas. The final remix shows a babe who is clearly very into the idea of Christmas, and is dreaming of someone giving her a hot cup of coffee as she is standing around on a street corner in her Christmas outfit looking very chilly. Merry!
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Louboutins - Jennifer Lopez 
Sunday, 27 November, 2016, 05:20 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Jennifer Lopez Louboutins Original Cover Artwork of Jennifer Lopez Louboutins What could be more iconic than Louboutins when it comes to shoes? And on the original single cover artwork we find that Jennifer Lopez does appear to be wearing said shoes which we know as the heels are painted red. Full marks on the AllBum.Art score card for a cover that shows the artist and the title. So in this sense, the remix is worse in that Ms Lopez is gone, and all that we are left with is a different babe who also appears to be wearing a pair of Louboutin shoes with their red soles. Oddly, that's all she is wearing. Spike!
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The Hardest Button To Button - The White Stripes 
Wednesday, 16 November, 2016, 05:12 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of White Stripes Hardest Button Original Cover Artwork of White Stripes Hardest Button What is The Hardest Button To Button? According to the original cover of the single by The White Stripes, the answer is a button with the number '3' on it, though it does appear that the person pressing the button has a broken finger, which can't make it any easier. On the remix we find a babe who is trying to reach a button of her own and whilst it might be easy for her to button that button, woe betide anyone else that tries, for she will kick you in your own button if you get near. Hard!
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