There's Nothing I Won't Do - JX 
Wednesday, 1 February, 2017, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1990s
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jx theres nothing i wont do remixjx theres nothing i wont do 1When JX sing that There's Nothing I Won't Do, you would be right to expect more from the original single cover artwork than a fuzzy picture of someone with their mouth wide open. You would expect to see a babe who would do just about anything, in fact a babe who would do absolutely anything. Such as lying down naked on a street as cars drive past her, smiling nonchalantly at the camera. Did we say naked? We meant wearing heels. Obviously!
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So Pure - Baby D 
Tuesday, 31 January, 2017, 05:51 - Singles Of The 1990s
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baby d so pure 2baby d so pure 1So Pure. Like snow? Like fragrance-free soap? Like distilled water? No. According to the original single cover artwork, Baby D tells us that what is pure, is a lightning storm. Maybe it is pure, but it is also messy and dangerous. On the remix we find a babe who is, in some ways very pure and in others very impure. Just focus on the pure elements, and this remix makes sense. Focus on the impure and it is about as logical as Doctor McCoy. Trek!
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Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead 
Monday, 23 January, 2017, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1990s
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radiohead fake plastic trees remixradiohead fake plastic trees 1The original cover artwork for Radiohead's single Fake Plastic Trees is awful. It has no trees of any kind on it, whether real or fake. The remix on the other hand has got some trees on it, but, I hear you say, those are not fake trees. No, they are not. The fake plastic is in the hands of the babe resting among the trees. So maybe the title should take on a comma, e.g. Fake Plastic, Trees. Unreal!
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Armed And Extremely Dangerous - First Choice 
Wednesday, 18 January, 2017, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1990s
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first choice armed and extremely dangerous remixfirst choice armed and extremely dangerous 1First Choice claim to be Armed And Extremely Dangerous, but on the cover artwork of their single, they don't appear to be armed, and certainly don't look very dangerous, unless platform shoes have hidden weapons in them. On the remix we find four babes who are clearly armed, and they look quite dangerous too. Maybe not extremely dangerous, but that's just a matter of personal opinion. Bang!
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Pretty Good Year - Tori Amos 
Sunday, 1 January, 2017, 05:35 - Singles Of The 1990s
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tori amos pretty good year 2tori amos pretty good year 1Will this year be a Pretty Good Year? According to Tori Amos, it could be. How has this been illustrated on the front cover of her single, well with nothing greater than a picture of Ms Amos looking pretty. On the remix we find a New Year's party in full swing with a lot more pretty to choose from, as long as babes who appear to be inhabiting an English country pub are your kind of thing. Happy New Year!
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Rockin' Robin - Lolly 
Thursday, 22 December, 2016, 05:52 - Singles Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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lolly rockin robin 2lolly rockin robin 1Twiddly diddly dee, it's Lolly and her friend the Rockin' Robin. Twiddly diddly dee, it seems that to represent this seasonal classic, Lolly has decorated her forehead with snowflakes. Twiddly diddly dee, on the remix we find a babe with a red breast, which must mean she is a robin, though it is more usual to spell it robyn if it's a girl. Twiddly diddly dee, that's an improvement and all that remains is to check if she is rockin'. As far as we can tell, she rocks! Twiddly diddly dee!
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Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues Featuring Kirsty MacColl 
Sunday, 18 December, 2016, 05:26 - Singles Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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pogues fairytale of new york remixpogues fairytale of new york 1Some rankings have Fairytale Of New York by The Pogues Featuring Kirsty MacColl as the number one Christmas song of all time. The original cover, however, is not seasonal in the least and whilst it does at least let us gaze upon the lead singer of the band, where is Ms MacColl when you need her to brighten the place up a bit? On the remix we have found a Christmas fairy who is happy to show us her tail. A Christmas fairy-tail if you will. Or even if you won't. Avert!
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Cold World - GZA Featuring Inspectah Deck  
Friday, 9 December, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1990s
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genius gza cold world 2genius gza cold world 1A Cold World is where GZA Featuring Inspectah Dick is trying to take us. But on the cover of his single, there appears to be a dead man in a diving suit holding a machete. It may be cold but it's not obvious (at least not to us). On the remix is an example of a real cold world. Four babes in their ice skates, in the snow and showing us their butts. The kind of cold world scene you see every day in ski resorts the world over. Polar!
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Cold Day In Hell - Gary Moore 
Thursday, 8 December, 2016, 05:40 - Singles Of The 1990s, Halloween Hits
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gary moore cold day in hell remixgary moore cold day in hell 1The freeze continues as we find ourselves on a Cold Day In Hell with Gary Moore. On the original cover we see Mr Moore and his electric guitar, but it doesn't look very cold. On the remix we find the wife of Beelzibub dressed in leather and chains, standing in a winter scene. It's rare that snow falls in hell but it's lucky that a photographer was there to record it. Icy!
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Cold - Annie Lennox 
Wednesday, 7 December, 2016, 05:12 - Singles Of The 1990s
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annie lennox cold 2annie lennox cold 1Yes, you can tell it's December because we here at AllBum.Art are remixing a load of wintery tracks. Today it is Cold by Annie Lennox. On the original artwork we see Ms Lennox looking more feathery than wintery. On the remix we find a babe who is distinctly cold. She is bending down in the snow and although that does not immediately mean that you are cold, it does when all you are wearing is a pair of high heels. Frosty!
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