Analogue - A-Ha 
Thursday, 4 February, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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a ha analogue remixxa ha analogue 1This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in her ass, an 'anal-log' you might say, if you were the kind of sick person that produces these remixes, like us. Woody!
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Assassin - The Orb 
Wednesday, 3 February, 2016, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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orb assassin remixxorb assassin 1Our short series of remi-XXX-es continues with another anal themed remixes. Actually with a title such as Assassin, we could have used the same picture as yesterday's Marillion remix but instead we have this alternative take on pretty much the same topic by The Orb. The original cover shows some kind of space-aged theme-park, but no ass, and nothing that is in the ass. The remix solves these issues. Push!
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Assassing - Marillion 
Tuesday, 2 February, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion assassing remixxmarillion assassing 1When we began providing the occasional 'Remi-XXX' (otherwise known as X-rated remixes) it caused a split in opinion among the staff here at AllBum.Art. Some thought it was a step too far; others just live by the ethos of rules are meant to be broken. So when someone suggested that there were quite a few songs with the word 'anal' in them, controversy ensued. Here, therefore, is a highly controversial remix of Assassing by Marillion. Whilst the original cover has no ass in it at all, the remix shows one that is being assassingnated!
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January February - Barbara Dickson 
Monday, 1 February, 2016, 05:45 - Singles Of The 1980s
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barbara dickson january february remixbarbara dickson january february 1At exactly midnight at the end of the day on 31 January, is it January, or is it February? This is a question that it seems Barbara Dickson has puzzled about. So much so that she wrote a song about it, a song called January February. On the original cover we see Ms Dickson looking very confused, and searching for an answer to her puzzle. On the remix we see two babes, who by a complete coincidence, are called January and February and who, by all appearances, like to frolic naked in the snow. Monthly!
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5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly 
Sunday, 31 January, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 2000s
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mcfly 5 colours in her hair 2mcfly 5 colours in her hair 1She has 5 Colours In Her Hair, at least she does if McFly are to be believed. But other than looking like a load of teenage jerks, the original cover material does not illustrate what this might look like. Is it auburn, blonde, brown, red and grey? Well, not it's not, as we can see in the remix. The five colors in her hair are, in fact, blue, pink, red, yellow and green. Rainbow!
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That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain 
Saturday, 30 January, 2016, 05:01 - Singles Of The 1990s
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shania twain that dont impress me much remixshania twain that dont impress me much 1That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain, not I am not impressed at all, never mind much. Why? Because the silly leopard-skin coat that you are wearing is in very bad taste and because hitching a ride wearing it is probably not a route for success. I am, however, impressed much more by the babe on the remix who is wearing a similar leopard-skin coat, but is far more likely to succeed in being picked up. Ride!
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Bang Bang - Kelly Willis 
Friday, 29 January, 2016, 05:12 - Singles Of The 1990s
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kelly willis bang bang remixkelly willis bang bang 1You have to be very careful when playing with guns, or at least that's what we think Kelly Willis is trying to get across in her song Bang Bang. It might be better, though, to provide a graphic illustration of just why guns are so dangerous, and the remix of the cover artwork does just this. If the babe in the remix were to fire those guns she's holding, she would surely damage a couple of prime assets. Aim!
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Wings Of A Dove - Madness 
Thursday, 28 January, 2016, 05:21 - Singles Of The 1980s
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madness wings of a dove remixmadness wings of a dove 1We would give Madness only around 5 out of 10 for the cover artwork of their single Wings Of A Dove. Why only 5? Well, for one, the band do not appear (lose 2 points). Second, it's not a real dove (lose 1 point). And thirdly, there's nothing mad about it (lose 2 points). The remix scores 8 out of 10, as there's still no sign of the band members, but there is a mad babe who thinks that lying around topless among some doves is somehow a good idea. Crazy!
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Don't Make Me Wait - 911 
Wednesday, 27 January, 2016, 05:29 - Singles Of The 1990s
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911 dont make me wait remix911 dont make me wait 1You can tell that 911 have been hanging around for quite a long time on the original cover of their song Don't Make Me Wait, by the fact that they look totally bored and have long faces. Maybe if they put their shoes on and stopped messing about with guitars they might seem less tired. On the remix we see a babe who is so keen that you don't wait that she's stripped virtually naked to entice you to get up and get going. It works for us!
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Leaning On A Lamppost - George Formby 
Tuesday, 26 January, 2016, 05:36 - Singles Released Before 1960
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george formby leaning on a lamp post remixgeorge formby leaning on a lamp post 1As we have said many a time at AllBum.Art, sometimes a remix is inspired by the name of a song, and sometime by a particular picture that we stumble across. In this case it was the picture that spawned the remix. After all, what other song would a babe leaning naked on a lamppost be suited to than Leaning On A Lamppost by George Formby. Actually we had never heard of the song either but the whole thing fitted like a hand in a glove. Smooth!
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