The Bitch - Olympic Runners 
Monday, 15 February, 2016, 05:38 - Singles Of The 1970s
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olympic runners the bitch remixolympic runners the bitch 1We can fully understand why the Olympic Runners chose to picture Joan Collins on the original front cover of their single The Bitch, it was because Ms Collins was the star of the movie of the same name for which this song was the theme tune. All very sensible. All we have done for the remix is modernize the picture, replacing Ms Collins with a younger babe whose clothing style (all latex and corsets) makes her out to be a twenty-first century bitch. Handy!
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Too Big - Suzi Quatro 
Monday, 8 February, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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suzi quatro too big remixxsuzi quatro too big 1It seems that Suzi Quatro appears quite frequently in our infrequent list of triple-X rated remixes. The original cover artwork for her single Too Big shows Ms Quatro singing. Maybe she is very tall - this is not clear. On the remix we find a babe in magenta high heel boots that are clearly too big. Look closely and you will see that the heel of her foot is loose compared to the back of the boot. You saw that right? Or were you distracted by something else that appears to be too large for her? Diversion!
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Hurt So Good - Susan Cadogan 
Friday, 5 February, 2016, 05:16 - Albums Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1970s
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susan cadogan hurt so good 1susan cadogan hurt so good rem1xsusan cadogan hurt so good rem2x
A triple-play remix for Susan Cadogan and her single (and album of the same name) Hurt So Good. On the original cover we find Ms Cadogan looking glum. Is she hurt? It's difficult to say. Was the hurt good? Well given that we don't really know if she is hurt, that is a question too far. On the first remix, though, we find a babe who appears to be connected to a machine that is causing her some pain, but equally she seems to be enjoying it, so it's reasonable to state that it hurts so good. On the second remix we find a babe chained up and lying on a bed. Maybe this hurts, or is about to hurt, or has hurt in the past. Is it good? You would have to ask her. Pleasure-Pain-Principle!
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Run For Home - Lindisfarne 
Sunday, 24 January, 2016, 05:10 - Singles Of The 1970s
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lindisfarne run for home remixlindisfarne run for home 1Now why would Lindisfarne Run For Home? The answer is that they wouldn't, it's their fans who do the running after having put up with several hours of their dreary music. On the original cover we can see the fans being bombarded by their terrible songs at a concert. On the remixed cover we see three girls who are so desperate to get home that they have left the concert at such speed that their clothes have fallen off. This seems to happen a lot, apparently. Dash!
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Don't Stop - Fleetwood Mac 
Friday, 22 January, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 1970s
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fleetwood mac dont stop remixfleetwood mac dont stop 1Yawn. Why Yawn? The cover of Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac. A man dressed in strides and a girl all ballerina like. Please stop them immediately as they're dull. Yes, don't... stop! Like in the remix where some guy seems to think it's a good idea to undress a babe who is a bit beyond the typical definition of a 'cougar' and is more of a 'dodo'. Please stop now while you have a change. Don't do it, stop. Or in short, don't... stop! Alarm!
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Honky Cat - Elton John 
Wednesday, 13 January, 2016, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1970s
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elton john honky cat remixelton john honky cat 1It seems that cats make a good topic for remixes, and this remix of Honky Cat by Elton John is no exception to the rule. It is particularly worthy of a remix as the original cover has no cat on it at all. The remix shows a cat, or at least a babe dressed as a cat who is, as far as it goes, honky. And so the cover now has the requisite contents and should be regarded as a feline masterpiece. Or so you might think, or not think, or even not care. Scratch!
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Cool For Cats - Squeeze 
Thursday, 7 January, 2016, 05:25 - Singles Of The 1970s
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squeeze cool for cats remixsqueeze cool for cats 1It's Cool For Cats, or at least it is according to Squeeze. The original cover of their single may have the two letter 'o's in the word 'cool' in the shape of cats' eyes but why is this so cool? On the remix we find a cool cat, in the form of a babe wearing cats' ears but little else, which is no doubt why she is so cool. Simple really when you think about it. Anyone fancy a squeeze? Tight!
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I Believe In Father Christmas - Greg Lake 
Friday, 25 December, 2015, 05:55 - Singles Of The 1970s, Christmas Crackers
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greg lake i believe in father christmas remixgreg lake i believe in father christmas 1For Christmas Day, what better than to remix an old seasonal classic as our gift to you. Here is Greg Lake with I Believe In Father Christmas. The original cover is festive in its own way, but leaves many questions unanswered, the main one being who is it that believes in old Santa Claus. The remix provides us with one answer, that being a cute young babe, sat by her Christmas tree, waiting for presents to be delivered. It may not be who Mr Lake was singing about, but it really doesn't matter. Happy Holiday!
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It's Gonna Be A Cold Cold Christmas - Dana 
Friday, 18 December, 2015, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1970s, Christmas Crackers
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dana cold cold christmas remixdana cold cold christmas 1The thing about providing remixes of Christmas songs is that you have to find cover artwork to remix. What never ceases to amaze us (and this is the third Christmas here at AllBum.Art) is the sheer number of seasonal songs that there are. Whilst we wouldn't call It's Gonna Be A Cold Cold Christmas by Dana as a holiday hit, it does make good material for a remix. The remix gives an idea of what a cold Christmas might look like, at least for the poor naked yet colorful babe who has to spend it stuck outside in the snow. Icicles!
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Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me - The Goodies 
Tuesday, 15 December, 2015, 05:18 - Singles Of The 1970s, Christmas Crackers
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goodies father christmas do not touch me 2goodies father christmas do not touch me 1Always nice to receive a user submitted entry, especially at Christmas. This one comes from Mike Stacey of Mansfield, England. Mike takes up the story:
The Goodies were a bunch of nutters who had a TV show. The gist of the song Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me is that 'he's a most immoral Santa', so I thought I'd make him immoral and a babe that he should definitely leave his hands off, so there's more for the rest of us.

Thanks Mike, a nice remix and a happy Christmas to all of our viewers in little ole England. Yum yum!
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