Analogue - A-Ha 
Thursday, 4 February, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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a ha analogue remixxa ha analogue 1This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in her ass, an 'anal-log' you might say, if you were the kind of sick person that produces these remixes, like us. Woody!
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Assassin - The Orb 
Wednesday, 3 February, 2016, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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orb assassin remixxorb assassin 1Our short series of remi-XXX-es continues with another anal themed remixes. Actually with a title such as Assassin, we could have used the same picture as yesterday's Marillion remix but instead we have this alternative take on pretty much the same topic by The Orb. The original cover shows some kind of space-aged theme-park, but no ass, and nothing that is in the ass. The remix solves these issues. Push!
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Assassing - Marillion 
Tuesday, 2 February, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion assassing remixxmarillion assassing 1When we began providing the occasional 'Remi-XXX' (otherwise known as X-rated remixes) it caused a split in opinion among the staff here at AllBum.Art. Some thought it was a step too far; others just live by the ethos of rules are meant to be broken. So when someone suggested that there were quite a few songs with the word 'anal' in them, controversy ensued. Here, therefore, is a highly controversial remix of Assassing by Marillion. Whilst the original cover has no ass in it at all, the remix shows one that is being assassingnated!
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Rust - Echo And The Bunnymen 
Thursday, 26 November, 2015, 05:14 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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echo and the bunnymen rust remixxecho and the bunnymen rust 1Echo And The Bunnymen are singing about oxidized metal on their single Rust, but the cover of the single shows no evidence of any metal, let alone any which is rotting away. Instead we find the lead singer in a sad pose. On the much more happy remix, we find a smiling babe who is squatting on some rusty metal. She had better be careful not to cut herself on any sharp edges, especially as she has chosen to bend down on the aforementioned rusty metal in nothing but her stripper heels. Squat!
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It Takes Two - Rod Stewart And Tina Turner 
Wednesday, 25 November, 2015, 05:42 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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stewart turner it takes two remixstewart turner it takes two 1So, what have we here? Tina Turner and Rod Stewart no less. And what is it that Ms Turner and Mr Stewart are telling us? Why, It Takes Two, no less, no more. It is nice of them to give us this advice but the bigger question is what it is that it is that takes two. The remix offers us one possible suggestion as there is a babe who is holding not one, but two in her hands. Can she take them? That is a question best left in private. Cock!
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Open Up Your Love - The Whispers 
Sunday, 22 November, 2015, 05:30 - Albums Of The 1970s, Remi-XXX-es
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whispers open up your love remixxwhispers open up your love 1The rexponse to the firxt of our 'Remi-XXX-es' has been mixxxed. Some liked the more risqué approach, others thought that it was a step too far. Let's try a second one and let us know whether you think these should continue or cease. It's the turn of The Whispers and their album Open Up Your Love. On the original cover we find a babe standing in nothing but high heels, yet her love is not visible, never mind open. In the remix a similar babe is posing for us but her love is clearly open for all to see. Wild!
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Oral Tradition - Greo 
Friday, 20 November, 2015, 16:08 - Albums Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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greo oral tradition remixxgreo oral tradition 1Here at AllBum.Art we try and abide by the submission guidelines that we have set for other. But occasionally, a piece of work comes along that is so desperate to be remixed that it would almost be a crime to do so, even if it breaks the rules. Oral Tradition, the 2015 album by Greo, is just such a case. Not only is the original cover terrible, but there is such an obvious remix opportunity that it would be missing a big opportunity if we overlooked it. So, we bring you our first 'RemiXXX' - an X-Rated remix. So what is so X-rated about the remixxx of this album. Do we really need to spell that out...? Sucker!
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