Peek-A-Boo - The New Vaudeville Band 
Saturday, 6 February, 2016, 05:25 - Singles Of The 1960s
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new vaudeville band peek a boo 2new vaudeville band peek a boo 1Going back in time to the 1960s for this remix of Peek-A-Boo by The New Vaudeville Band. The original cover sees the band members sitting in, or standing next to, a car that has come even further back in time (though not using any kind of flux capacitor). Now Peek-A-Boo is a game often played with babies where one hides and just reveals a small part of yourself to the glee of the child concerned. Our version has a babe who has just revealed a small part of herself, to the glee of the childish mentalities of the staff here. Game on!
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Hurt So Good - Susan Cadogan 
Friday, 5 February, 2016, 05:16 - Albums Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1970s
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susan cadogan hurt so good 1susan cadogan hurt so good rem1xsusan cadogan hurt so good rem2x
A triple-play remix for Susan Cadogan and her single (and album of the same name) Hurt So Good. On the original cover we find Ms Cadogan looking glum. Is she hurt? It's difficult to say. Was the hurt good? Well given that we don't really know if she is hurt, that is a question too far. On the first remix, though, we find a babe who appears to be connected to a machine that is causing her some pain, but equally she seems to be enjoying it, so it's reasonable to state that it hurts so good. On the second remix we find a babe chained up and lying on a bed. Maybe this hurts, or is about to hurt, or has hurt in the past. Is it good? You would have to ask her. Pleasure-Pain-Principle!
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Analogue - A-Ha 
Thursday, 4 February, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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a ha analogue remixxa ha analogue 1This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in her ass, an 'anal-log' you might say, if you were the kind of sick person that produces these remixes, like us. Woody!
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Assassin - The Orb 
Wednesday, 3 February, 2016, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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orb assassin remixxorb assassin 1Our short series of remi-XXX-es continues with another anal themed remixes. Actually with a title such as Assassin, we could have used the same picture as yesterday's Marillion remix but instead we have this alternative take on pretty much the same topic by The Orb. The original cover shows some kind of space-aged theme-park, but no ass, and nothing that is in the ass. The remix solves these issues. Push!
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Assassing - Marillion 
Tuesday, 2 February, 2016, 05:13 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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marillion assassing remixxmarillion assassing 1When we began providing the occasional 'Remi-XXX' (otherwise known as X-rated remixes) it caused a split in opinion among the staff here at AllBum.Art. Some thought it was a step too far; others just live by the ethos of rules are meant to be broken. So when someone suggested that there were quite a few songs with the word 'anal' in them, controversy ensued. Here, therefore, is a highly controversial remix of Assassing by Marillion. Whilst the original cover has no ass in it at all, the remix shows one that is being assassingnated!
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January February - Barbara Dickson 
Monday, 1 February, 2016, 05:45 - Singles Of The 1980s
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barbara dickson january february remixbarbara dickson january february 1At exactly midnight at the end of the day on 31 January, is it January, or is it February? This is a question that it seems Barbara Dickson has puzzled about. So much so that she wrote a song about it, a song called January February. On the original cover we see Ms Dickson looking very confused, and searching for an answer to her puzzle. On the remix we see two babes, who by a complete coincidence, are called January and February and who, by all appearances, like to frolic naked in the snow. Monthly!
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5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly 
Sunday, 31 January, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 2000s
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mcfly 5 colours in her hair 2mcfly 5 colours in her hair 1She has 5 Colours In Her Hair, at least she does if McFly are to be believed. But other than looking like a load of teenage jerks, the original cover material does not illustrate what this might look like. Is it auburn, blonde, brown, red and grey? Well, not it's not, as we can see in the remix. The five colors in her hair are, in fact, blue, pink, red, yellow and green. Rainbow!
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That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain 
Saturday, 30 January, 2016, 05:01 - Singles Of The 1990s
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shania twain that dont impress me much remixshania twain that dont impress me much 1That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain, not I am not impressed at all, never mind much. Why? Because the silly leopard-skin coat that you are wearing is in very bad taste and because hitching a ride wearing it is probably not a route for success. I am, however, impressed much more by the babe on the remix who is wearing a similar leopard-skin coat, but is far more likely to succeed in being picked up. Ride!
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Bang Bang - Kelly Willis 
Friday, 29 January, 2016, 05:12 - Singles Of The 1990s
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kelly willis bang bang remixkelly willis bang bang 1You have to be very careful when playing with guns, or at least that's what we think Kelly Willis is trying to get across in her song Bang Bang. It might be better, though, to provide a graphic illustration of just why guns are so dangerous, and the remix of the cover artwork does just this. If the babe in the remix were to fire those guns she's holding, she would surely damage a couple of prime assets. Aim!
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Wings Of A Dove - Madness 
Thursday, 28 January, 2016, 05:21 - Singles Of The 1980s
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madness wings of a dove remixmadness wings of a dove 1We would give Madness only around 5 out of 10 for the cover artwork of their single Wings Of A Dove. Why only 5? Well, for one, the band do not appear (lose 2 points). Second, it's not a real dove (lose 1 point). And thirdly, there's nothing mad about it (lose 2 points). The remix scores 8 out of 10, as there's still no sign of the band members, but there is a mad babe who thinks that lying around topless among some doves is somehow a good idea. Crazy!
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