Cheekah Bow Wow (That Computer Song) - Vengaboys 
Saturday, 23 February, 2013, 05:46 - Singles Of The 2000s
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vengaboys that computer song remixvengaboys that computer song 1Those crazy Dutchmen (and women) the Vengaboys grace the pages of AllBum.Art with their song Cheekah Bow Wow (That Computer Song). The original cover shows what we can only assume to be the aforementioned Cheekah being some kind of robotic vacuum cleaner of some kind or other. The remix shows a babe using a computer, though what she is using it for is very cheekah indeed. Bow wow!
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Back To The Shit - Millie Jackson 
Friday, 22 February, 2013, 10:00 - Albums Of The 1980s
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millie jackson back to the shit remixmillie jackson back to the shit 1To be completely fair to Millie Jackson, we would score the cover of her album Back To The Shit full marks. On it we see Ms Jackson sitting astride the john, heels in hand, getting back to her defecating. So in that respect, we see the artist who is depicting the title, and hence the top score. The remix would actually score less as it is no longer Ms Jackson in the picture. The only counterbalancing feature is that the new babe on the cover has let her gown fall open. Flash!
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The Banner Man - Blue Mink 
Thursday, 21 February, 2013, 17:03 - Singles Of The 1970s
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blue mink the banner man remixblue mink the banner man 1Er? What on this Earth or another does the original cover of The Banner Man by Blue Mink have to do with the title of the song, or the band? As far as we can see, nothing at all. However, they gain one bonus point for having what appears to be a naked babe in a hat on the cover. The remix changes nothing, other than that the babe in question has turned to face the camera, someone has turned up the lighting a little, and the lens has been unblurred. Topper!
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Upside Down - Jack Johnson 
Wednesday, 20 February, 2013, 05:07 - Singles Of The 2000s
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jack johnson upside down remixjack johnson upside down 1Being Upside Down is a good theme for a remix and the original cover of Jack Johnson's song of that name is an even better theme for a remix as it is so uniquely awful. It's not just the odd yellow background, but the rather cheesy picture of Mr Johnson playing his guitar in bare feet. On the remix we see a babe who is in exactly the position that Mr Johnson would recommend, being, as she is, with her up side down and her down side up. Curious!
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Happenin' All Over Again - Lonnie Gordon 
Tuesday, 19 February, 2013, 05:00 - Singles Of The 1990s
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lonnie gordon happenin all over again remixlonnie gordon happenin all over again 1What can we say about the cover of the Lonnie Gordon disco dance classic Happenin' All Over Again? Well, it's red. And it features Ms Gordon bending down with her legs apart. Now that's dangerous territory for a remix and indeed the remix pushes many of the boundaries that we, here at AllBum.Art like to set. Which leads to copious use of the 'blur' button on the remix which shows a different babe, in a similar pose, but with less clothes. Smear!
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Hunting For Witches - Bloc Party 
Monday, 18 February, 2013, 05:02 - Singles Of The 2000s
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bloc party hunting for witches remixbloc party hunting for witches 1Most people think that Hunting For Witches is only something that can be undertaken in October, around the time of Halloween, but that's just not true. Witches can be found at any time of year and are in fact easier to spot on sunny days rather than dark, dreary nights. Bloc Party therefore have it wrong on their original cover but in the remix we see a more modern-day witch hunter with a silver cross and a necklace of chillies. Hot!
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Mr Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan 
Sunday, 17 February, 2013, 05:08 - Singles Of The 2010s, One For The Ladies
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alexandra stan mr saxobeat 1Until Alexandra Stan came on the scene, few people had even heard of Romania, believing it to be one of the old former Soviet states that had now been subsumed back into it's old master. But no. It seems that Romania is nothing like that. Instead it's a land where sexy girls (lots of them) prance around singing pip-pap-pop songs with dodgy English accents. Mr Saxobeat was a chart topping pip-pap-pop song in so many countries around the world that Ms Stan was purported to have been offered the keys to the city of Romania in gratitude for her blatant publicity of the place as a hot bed of, well, hot beds.

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alexandra stan mr saxobeat remixRomania isn't a city you say? What is it then. These European countries are usually so small that they make even Canadian cities look big. But what does that matter. You're not hear for a geography lesson but to pick up some distastefully remixed artwork for your music collection. Ms Stan sings of Mr Saxobeat, a man of some legend whose saxophone, it seems, he plays like the pied piper of Hamlyn (is that in Romania perhaps?) to attract the sexy Romanian girls to his jam sessions. And by saxophone, they really do mean saxophone, not some metaphor for his dick which he swings around looking for it to be blown. And here he is in this remixed cover, Mr Saxobeat himself.

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alexandra stan mrs saxobeat remixNot to be outdone, the girls have their own version of Mr Saxobeat who is identified as Miranda and who likes to call herself Mr for short. So don't be fooled by the fact that the label of this remixed single says Mr Saxobeat, it's just that Miranda Saxobeat was too large to fit into the available space without using one of those squashed up fonts that's largely illegible. Now wouldn't it be great if Ms Mr Saxobeat got together with Mr Mr Saxobeat. If they were to wed, no change of name would be required, though perhaps a change of clothing may be required if they wanted to get dressed in most states of the US. Then again, maybe it's legal to get married naked in Romania. Anyone want to pay it a visit and find out?

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Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood 
Saturday, 16 February, 2013, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1980s
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frankie relax sleeve 1With lyrics that include the words...
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to cum.

..expectations for the cover sleeve of the single would naturally be high. And it doesn't disappoint. Some may argue that the 1985 cover of Relax by English band Frankie Goes To Hollywood is one of the few that doesn't require a remix of its own. It already features a pantie-less girl in high spiky heels and an even more spiky corset who is being held up by an Adonis like man wearing leather loin cloths. How erotic!

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frankie relax sleeve remixThere is an extent to which that is true, and remixing a cover that is already pretty outstandingly pretty outstanding might not be necessarily necessary. But remixed it has been. Now the girl on the cover is still wearing spiky heels and no panties, but her spiky corset has been replaced by her pointy nipples which stick out almost as much as the spikes on the corset of the girl on the original cover, which impressive because the original spikes were pretty outstandingly spiky. What about the guy? He's been replaced by another guy in a boxing ring outfit. Why? Why not? So, spikyness has been preserved and the remix holds as a remix worthy of publication. Don't agree? Just relax.

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Hot N Cold - Katy Perry 
Friday, 15 February, 2013, 05:40 - Singles Of The 2000s
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katy perry hot n cold 1Of course! How could anyone be so stupid! Except us perhaps. What the fuck has a picture of Katy Perry talking to a piece of fruit got to do with Hot N Cold? And by piece of fruit, it's not just the banana that's pictured in this version of the cover. Oh, no! There's other versions of the cover where she is talking to a piece of watermelon, a large red apple and even the rare Bonson fruit from southern Korea that only grows once every thirteen years on a Friday. The only explanation is that the fruit had been stored in a refrigerator, or maybe even a freezer, and then had been rapidly heated in a microwave such that elements of it were hot and others cold. If that is the case (and it seems most likely), surely the addition of 'stink lines' to equate to steam rising, as well as a few icicles, would have made the situation much the clearer.

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katy perry hot n cold remixThe remixed cover makes no such additional adornments necessary. What is going on here is clear for all to see. What we have is a sexy babe who is hot. The fact that she seems prepared to flash her naked body to the world makes her even more hot. But wait. She is standing in a very snowy scene. There is snow as far as the eyes can see. This can only mean one thing: It's cold. So add 2 to 2 and what do you get. In this case 4, where 4 means a girl who is both hot, and cold. If Ms Perry wishes to learn the subtle art of making covers for her future singles, then perhaps she could learn a lot from the girl on this cover. Speaking openly, we would be happy to learn whatever it was she is teaching. How's about you?

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Are You Ready For Love - Patsy Gallant 
Thursday, 14 February, 2013, 05:30 - Albums Of The 1970s, Singles Of The 1970s
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patsy gallant are you ready 1Here's something of an anomaly, a singer from Canada that isn't either Mr Adams or Mr Buble. In fact it's not a Mr at all, but the shapely 70s figure of Patsy Gallant. The cover of her single (and album) Are You Ready For Love is even more unusual for a Canadian piece of artwork as it doesn't depict either snow or mounties (those police on horses), both of which it is well known that Canada leads the world in, though it is close to being beaten for snow by the Russian state of Siberia. Ms Gallant is wearing a fetching red dress on the cover which is blowing about to reveal her matching red panties and her high heel red sandals. Now if only the wind would blow a bit harder...

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patsy gallant are you ready remixThey (whoever 'they' are) say that you should be careful what you wish for in case it comes true. As it turns out, no mention of a wish was made, but it might be easy to see why the statement 'now if only the wind would blow a bit harder...' might be taken to indicate some desire for the dress to be raised even higher to see what might be revealed. Thankfully in this remixed cover, no such breeze-based enhancements are required as it appears the girl who has replaced Ms Gallant has already lost her dress. And her panties. And her bra too, or so it would seem. At least she still has her high heel shoes. That must be quite a comfort to her.

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