AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

Blue Jeans, that is what Lana Del Rey is singing about. So it is a little puzzling to discover that on the original front cover artwork for the single, there are no blue jeans in evidence, just a babe wearing a white bikini being mauled by a heavily tattooed guy. On the remix we simply find a babe struggling to put her blue jeans on, or is it take them off? She must be putting them on, as if she is taking them off, surely she would have removed her red high heels first. Patent!

It is interesting to note that when Orson were creating the artwork for their single and album Bright Idea, the only difference between the two was that one had a red background, and the other blue. Though these colors are kinda bright, the idea we had for the remixed artwork was for a babe sitting around in the winter snow in bright daylight so that it was so bright that it becomes difficult to see what is going on. Now that is a bright idea. Mork!

A special remix for Connie Francis and her song I'm Gonna' Be Warm This Winter... Special because usually the single front cover artwork on AllBum.Art is 600 pixels by 600 pixels in size, but this remix is double that at 1200 x 1200, you lucky person. On the original cover you will find Ms Francis in what looks like far from a cold winter scene, and more like a tropical garden. On the remix we find a babe who has dressed up warm for winter in her woolly hat and sweater but then seems to have decided that the sweater works better as a crop-top. She may have to find another way to keep warm this, or in fact any, winter. Bobble!

Blur bring us High Cool, and with it some original single front cover artwork that shows a babe in a swimming hat. Firstly, unless she is at the top of a diving board, she is not that high. Secondly, it doesn't look that chilly. On the remix we find a babe who is standing on the side of a snow covered mountain, so she is both high and given there is snow around and she is only wearing boots, no doubt quite cool too. Hilltop!

While we are on the topic of things that are wintery and cold, here's a triple-play remix for Modjo and their single Chillin'. On the original front cover artwork we find a couple who are sitting around in what looks like a ten pin bowling alley, the look more bored than chilled. On the first remix we find a babe who is blowing snow from her hands and seems quite chilled about it, despite being topless. On the second remix we find a babe who is chilling by sitting almost naked in the snow. Dedication!

January is upon us and in the northern hemisphere it's winter and as Cold As Ice, at least that is what M.O.P. tell us. It certainly looks quite chilly on the original single front cover artwork with the ice on the window, or something to that effect. The babe on the remix, though, looks exceptionally chilly, but if she will go out in the snow wearing nothing more than a swimming cap, then she ought to be expect to be as cold as ice. Dive!

What did you get for Christmas? That's nice. But did you know that, according to Bobby Freeman, Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Shoes. On the original single front cover artwork, there is no sign of Betty Lou, or her new shoes. On the remix, there she is. I pair of slingback stiletto heels, if we are not mistaken. And that seems to be almost all she is wearing. Bangles!

A Merry Christmas from all of us here at AllBum.Art. And to celebrate the furtive season, we bring you a remix of Christmas Shoes by Newsong. On the original cover is a pair of shoes in a vaguely festive setting. On the remix we find a pair of shoes in a much more festive setting, complete with tree, presents and a cute babe wearing a Santa outfit and stockings. Merry!

Roy Orbison, the Big O, Royly Woyly, the Orbmaster, Roy-O, whatever it is that you wish to call him, brings us this festive feature and sings about Pretty Paper. More accurately, on the original single front cover artwork we find Ole Orbitron playing his guitar. On the remix we find a babe standing in front of a wall that is covered in paper. The paper itself doesn't look that pretty, but the babe does fall into that category, though her prettiness is hard to judge given her nakedness. Mâché!

Another remix for the Irish songsters U2, this time for their album and single of the same name, The Unforgettable Fire. What makes the fire so unforgettable? The original cover artwork suggests that it is a run-down building covered in ivy, in moody black and white. The remix tells a different story and the reason why the fire is unforgettable - it is because a hot (both literally and figuratively) babe wearing nothing but her high heel shoes is sitting in front of it. Remember!