

The Kaiser Chiefs are keen to tell us that
Everything Is Average Nowadays.
Their impression of this,
at least so far as the cover of their single goes,
is a plastic shopping bag.
The remix presents something far more average: an average looking woman,
of average age,
average height,
and average size.
We know this because the one thing that is not average is the amount of clothing she is wearing,
so not quite everything nowadays.
Mean!