Cold Hands - Boss Hog 
Friday, 2 January, 2015, 05:45 - Albums Of The 1990s
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boss hogg cold hands remixboss hogg cold hands 1Brrrr... It's January and rather cold outside. Time, then, for a few chilling remixes. We start with the debut album of punk folk songsters Boss Hog. The original cover of their 1990 album Cold Hands shows a babe who is likely to be a bit on the cold side but as for cold, and her hands, the whole affair looks very cosy. On the remix we see two babes. They are outdoors and wearing winter clothes. But whilst they both probably have cold hands, one has put her icy fingers somewhere that is very sensitive to temperature. Somehow, in response, the other has flashed her boobs. If only this happened in real life. Mystery!
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Christmas Through Your Eyes - Gloria Estafan 
Thursday, 11 December, 2014, 05:10 - Albums Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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gloria estefan christmas through your eyes remixgloria estefan christmas through your eyes 1An album cover for a change. This is a remix for Christmas Through Your Eyes by Gloria Estafan. The original cover shows Ms Estafan lounging seductively which for many may be what Christmas would look like through their eyes. The remix shows a babe who is conducting an experiment in bauble-induced Christmassness. In the experiment she sees what Christmas looks like through her eyes when they are placed in front of two baubles. Looks good to us. Spherical!
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Wishing On A Star - Rose Royce 
Sunday, 15 June, 2014, 05:49 - Albums Of The 1990s, Singles Of The 1970s
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rose royce wishing on a star remixrose royce wishing on a star 1Wishing On A Star is both a 1978 single by Rose Royce and a 1993 album of their greatest hits (which not surprisingly includes the eponymous single). The original cover shows a star which is what we are wishing on, but it lacks a certain certainty about whether it is certain that the wish will succeed. The remix shows that there are stars that can be wished on where your wish will certainly come true. With or without the star! Pointy!
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The Christmas Album - The Manhattan Transfer 
Wednesday, 11 December, 2013, 05:47 - Albums Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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manhattan transfer xmas album remixmanhattan transfer xmas album 1Rat-ta-tat-ta-tat is probably the most famous lyric uttered by The Manhattan Transfer but their style of relaxed harmonic chirping is ideally suited to melodic Christmas moaning and on The Christmas Album, that is what they surpass themselves at. The cover is odd in that it is Christmassy but also has palm leaves on it. Must be a NY thing. The remix is just as Christmassy but has a cute chick wearing little but a smile and some tinsel - the best kind of clothing in the Holidays.
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The Red Shoes - Kate Bush 
Saturday, 30 November, 2013, 05:48 - Albums Of The 1990s
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What is it with people that they aren't happy to have sexy AllBum.Art to brighten up their music collection? Following a complaint that a lot of the stuff we remix is not necessarily current chart hits, we then got a letter from Joe McGonagall of Alberta, Canada. Joe says:
You guys are always using very young women and girls in your remixes. How about some more mature ladies for us more mature music fans, eh?

That's not actually a bad idea Joe, even for a Canadian. This remix of the album Red Shoes by Kate Bush has two versions. One using a younger model, and one using a more mature lady. Let us know which you prefer. And we will try not to just use cute young babes in future remixes, though it's fair to say that even older gentlemen (and even Canadians) are as happy to reminisce on what could have been rather than focussing on what might be? Eh?
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Lemonade And Brownies - Sugar Ray 
Tuesday, 28 May, 2013, 05:28 - Albums Of The 1990s
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sugar ray brownies remixsugar ray brownies originalYet another album cover remix taken from the list of controversial album art. The chick on the cover of Lemonade And Brownies by Sugar Ray is Nicole Eggert who is probably best known for... appearing naked on the cover of this album. Naked, with her boobs on the floor and her ass in the air. Nice pose Nicole! That said, the remixed cover with an unnamed Asian babe in the same pose is just somehow better. Somehow.
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Whisper A Prayer - Mica Paris 
Wednesday, 27 February, 2013, 05:23 - Albums Of The 1990s
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mica paris whisper a remixmica paris whisper a prayer 1Never heard of Mica Paris, or the album Whisper A Prayer? That's probably because you're not English. One of our submitters from England sent this. Apparently Ms Paris is some kind of fashion guru babe on TV who used to be a singer. Apparently we have to say, "Does my bum look big in this". No idea why, but the person who submitted it said it was essential. Those Brits, eccentric lot.
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Erotica - Madonna 
Monday, 4 February, 2013, 05:22 - Albums Of The 1990s
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erotica madonna 1Another cover taken from the time when Ms Ciccone was publicly into getting naughty. This is the cover from Madonna's 1992 album Erotica which was published alongside a book called Sex. The book contained many photos of Ms Ciccone in many states of dress and undress. The album cover on the other hand, does not. That being said, the fact that the cover of the album only shows the facial features of Ms Ciccone is not conclusive evidence that she is wearing clothes, but neither is it a dead cert that she is. The pictures in the book left no such question unanswered and included a picture of Ms Ciccone hitch-hiking naked on a busy city street.

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erotica madonna remixIt only seems right that the remixed version of this cover should replay this particular photograph from Ms Ciccone's book Sex. And here she is, standing at the edge of a road, wearing nothing but a pair of heels (and a handbag) and sticking her thumb out to request some passing motorist to give her a lift. The concept of naked hitch-hiking is not unique to Ms Ciccone. It has been said that it is by far one of the best ways to ensure that a girl gets the lift that she desires. It has been known to cause problems though, both by distracting drivers who drive past, as well as causing extreme distraction to the driver who eventually gives the girl a lift. So shame on you Ms Ciccone for promoting such potentially dangerous activities.

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The Wedding Album - Duran Duran 
Thursday, 13 December, 2012, 12:39 - Albums Of The 1990s
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duran duran wedding album 1This album art from the 1993 album by British rocksters Duran Duran very much plays to the title of the album which is 'The Wedding Album'. The photos on the cover are most definitely taken at a wedding of some kind, though they appear to be much older than the album itself, looking as if they are from the 1950s rather than the 1990s. Then again, perhaps people in Britain still cling to some outdated traditions (such as 'chips and fish') as with their Canadian brethren. In fact, it could very much be that the pictures are from 1990s Canada, as they look as if they could be from another age gone by and lost in the mists of some lakes or something of that nature.

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duran duran wedding album 2It is well known that in their heyday Duran Duran attracted many an attractive lady or two to their concerts and later back stage. It is fitting that the revised version of the cover for their Wedding Album contains pictures of those kind of ladies (whatever 'those kind' are) dressed variously, or undressed variously, in wedding outfits of various kinds. Whether or not lead singer Simon Le Bon would be attracted to ladies of this kind back then, back stage or anywhere else is unknown, however it seems unlikely that Mr Le Bon, being an English gentleman (though with a strange French name) would deny any of these ladies some chips and fish if they asked for it (which they seem to be doing).

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Merry Christmas - Mariah Carey 
Thursday, 6 December, 2012, 12:38 - Albums Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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mariah carey merry christmas 1Mariah Carey's 1994 album 'Merry Christmas' contains, amongst other songs, probably the most famous (and some would argue the most annoying) Holiday hit, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'. The opening strains of 'Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding, Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding' are enough to send most people dashing for the volume control on their radios, some to turn the song up, some to turn the song down. On the cover we see Ms Carey kneeling in the snow in a Christmassy red jumpsuit. It would certainly be cold on the legs to do that, and it leads you to wonder whether the picture was taken in a studio and then massaged electronically. The wonders of modern technology.

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mariah carey merry christmas 2In this first revision to the cover of the album, we see a different lady, and not Ms Carey herself, but someone else in the same pose. Instead of wearing the red cat suit, she has instead opted for a red bikini with white trimming (perhaps she is Canadian). Presumably this costume would be even colder than that worn by Ms Carey and as such, the lady in the picture would have spent even less time in the freezing coldness of the outside. Or perhaps this was taken indoors and the picture somehow massaged electronically as well. The wonders of modern technology!

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mariah carey merry christmas 3In this final re-make of the cover of Ms Carey's Christmas album, Ms Carey has been replaced by a cartoon character instead of a real person. This is not the first time such a thing has happened, and many pop stars have found themselves cartooned in some form or another. In this case the cartoon in question is wearing a similar red jumpsuit to Ms Carey but it is open at the top revealing what, for any cartoon, is quite an impressive bust. The name of the lady is not know, however as she is a cartoon character it seems only right that she should have a name, and thus she will henceforth be known as 'Christmas Lady with Busty Jumpsuit', or perhaps 'Clara Christmas' or maybe 'Mrs Booblay' (the latter of course, only applicable if she is Canadian).

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