What exactly is a Hard Candy Christmas, as sung to us by Dolly Parton? If the original cover of this festive track tells us anything related to this question, it is that Ms Parton thinks that wearing a Santa outfit and standing in snow-filled scenery is meant to answer it. The remix shows what a real hard candy xmas might be like, with a babe whose chilly bits are only covered by candy that, in the cold, would be very hard indeed... and the candy. Brittle!