Another remix for glam singer David Bowie. On the original cover of his single Absolute Beginners, we find Mr Bowie standing around by the banks of a river in black and white. For what it's worth, we don't believe that Mr Bowie is a beginner in that kind of stance. On the remix we find a group of girls who appear to be trying to sail a boat. They are clearly beginners of the absolute variety, as they aren't wearing the proper attire for the job. In fact they aren't wearing any attire at all which is clearly very dangerous when sailing a boat. Deck!