Is there Life On Mars? That's the question that David Bowie asks us in this 1970s song. Whilst Mr Bowie's wacky outfit might lead us to believe that it is, in fact, him who is the alien, that does not qualify as proof of existence. Nor, should it be said, does the naked babe sprawled across the Martian landscape in the remix. It doesn't prove anything much, other that you can find naked babes in almost any pose and setting hiding somewhere in the annals of the Internet. Ares!