It is clear, or at least translucent, why John Barry is smiling so brightly on the original cover of his hit Black Stockings. And why is that? It's because his head is in a position where he is underneath the petticoat of a lady and whose stockings he can clearly see. But times, they are a-changing, and the remix would keep Mr Barry smiling today as we replace his original petticoated babe with a more modern mistress who is both black, and wearing stockings. Keep smiling!