What on this planet (or any other) were Soft Cell thinking with the original cover of their 1984 song Down In The Subway? Down in the highly confused jumble of a two-year old's map of some kind of underground kingdom perhaps. But a subway looking like that is one that we, at AllBum.Art are not about to enter. On the remix we see a babe standing down in the subway. We would far prefer to enter her. Metro!