Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe 
Thursday, 21 March, 2013, 05:36 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ugly kid joe everything about you 1In 1992, Ugly Kid Joe told us that they hated Everything About You ('you' referring to some girl or other). But the cover of their single doesn't show us the girl in question so we can't make up our mind whether we hate her or not. What is it about the particular girl that makes her so hateful, is it her charm, looks and dress sense (or lack of these), or some other thing? Was it only Mr Kid Joe that hated her or would she prove hateful to anyone who came into contact with her. These questions are not answered by the original cover of the single. Thankfully, AllBumArt has managed to track her down and we have included her on the remixed single cover.

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ugly kid joe everything about you remixNow that we can see her, it becomes much clearer exactly why Ugly Kid Joe hated her so much. You see:
  • She has the face of a hogwart and as a previous President said, 'A pig with lipstick is still a pig'.
  • She has very floppy tits that wouldn't look out of place drooping around some old granny.
  • She has the most awful dress sense - a waitress outfit with stripey hose and furry boots.
  • Pink doesn't suit her yet she insists on wearing tons of it. Then again most colours would look bad on her.
  • If this is the best she can do to make herself look sexy, what will she look like in 10 years time - yuk!
We hate everything about her too, don't you?

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