The Sun Goes Down (Living It Up) - Level 42 
Sunday, 24 July, 2016, 05:49 - Singles Of The 1980s
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level 42 sun goes down remixlevel 42 sun goes down 1As The Sun Goes Down, Level 42 entice us to buy their song by putting a badly drawn, 2-dimensional representation of some steps on the cover of their single. Now if you are going to live it up after sunset, or at least during sunset as the sun goes down, it would be helpful to have a party babe to do it with and that is exactly what the remix depicts. A babe, ready to live it us, as the sun goes down. Just what were Level 42 thinking in the first place? Uppy-downy!
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Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band 
Saturday, 23 July, 2016, 05:44 - Singles Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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gap band oops upside your head remixxgap band oops upside your head 1There is a tradition, in some circles, to dance to Oops Upside Your Head by The Gap Band by sitting down on the floor, one person behind another, and then flailing your arms around in time to the music whilst rocking backwards and forwards (no, trust us, there really is). We could not find a suitable picture of this dance, but we could find an unsuitable one of not quite doing the dance. Sadly, this forces the remix into the category of XXX-rated remi-XXX-es so there is a downside to the upside, or at least a back-side to it. Side!
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Down That Road - Shara Nelson 
Friday, 22 July, 2016, 05:34 - Singles Of The 1990s
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shara nelson down that road remixshara nelson down that road 1What road should we be heading down, Shara Nelson? Why, Down That Road of course. But which road is that? It is the road where you hold your hands together in prayer and stare out into great white nothingness. OK, but that's not really very helpful is it, couldn't you point us in the right direction? OK, but let me remix the cover first. Now that's better, so you want us to go down the road that is being pointed out by the topless babe in the hi-viz jacket, even though it appears to have been closed? Yes. Thanks.
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Cover My Eyes (Pain And Heaven) - Marillion 
Thursday, 21 July, 2016, 05:20 - Singles Of The 1990s
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marillion cover my eyes remixmarillion cover my eyes 1This remix comes with a warning. When a single such as Cover My Eyes (Pain And Heaven) by Marillion comes along, the remix team go a little cooky. The original cover is immensely dull, but the remix truly reflects heaven and pain and if you click to see the full-size version you may definitely want to cover your eyes as the sight you will behold may cause you pain. There are those who may see the picture on the remix as their idea of heaven, and all power to their elbows, but we think pain is the most likely response. Ouch!
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In The Bush - Musique 
Wednesday, 20 July, 2016, 05:11 - Singles Of The 1970s
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musique in the bush remixmusique in the bush 1It's nice, sometimes, to be able to bring you remixes of tracks where even the original artwork is rare. Today it's the turn of Musique and their single In The Bush. It appears there are several meanings of the word 'bush' and on the original cover it seems to mean 'piece of land in the middle of nowhere' (as in the Australian bush). On the remix the meaning has been changed to 'hairy female parts' and we find a babe who has, for some reason, let her bush grow and then put her clothes over it, in her bush so to speak. Outback!
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Lipstick Powder And Paint - Shakin' Stevens 
Tuesday, 19 July, 2016, 05:02 - Singles Of The 1980s
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shakin stevens lipstick powder and paint 2shakin stevens lipstick powder and paint 1Good 'ole Shakin Stevens, whoever he is, sings about Lipstick Powder And Paint. But he isn't wearing any of those things on the cover artwork of his single. Thankfully there is an easy fix for this and on the remix we see a babe tidying her lipstick up, after having already dealt with her powder and paint. The rest of her outfit needs some work though as she surely isn't going to go out partying dressed like that? Then again, who would mind? Lippy!
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Paint Me Down - Spandau Ballet 
Monday, 18 July, 2016, 05:24 - Singles Of The 1980s
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spandau ballet paint me down 2spandau ballet paint me down 1Just because we had a whole week dedicated to Spandau Ballet remixes, doesn't mean there isn't room not to add yet another one. And hence we give you Paint Me Down. We have no idea what the picture on the original cover is meant to be illustrating, but we do know that on the remix is a woman doing some nude modelling for a painting class. Now in this context, painting her down presumably means starting from the top of the canvas. We're no experts, but that's what we would do. Brush!
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Nice - Fat Larry's Band 
Sunday, 17 July, 2016, 05:12 - Singles Of The 1980s
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fat larrys band nice 2fat larrys band nice 1Another remix for Fat Larry's Band, and this time it's Nice! Nice, according to the original cover artwork, infers a bride wearing white lingerie including fishnet tights and high heels. Nice would be a good word to describe that apparition. In the remix nothing much has changed other than that the bride is wearing slightly less but otherwise little is changed. Less of a remix and more of a refresh. How refreshing, hand me a cold beer to make life complete.
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Zoom - Fat Larry's Band 
Saturday, 16 July, 2016, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1980s
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fat larrys band zoom remixfat larrys band zoom 1So what is going on, on the original cover of Zoom by Fat Larry's Band? It seems that there is a babe holding a hack-saw standing amidst a gang of jailbirds, whilst a large guy (Fat Larry himself no doubt) appears to be trying to keep them at bay. The remix is much more zoom-related and has a cute babe holding up the starting flag for a race, as cars zoom past her. Why she would do this naked is not clear, but it probably doesn't need to be, does it? Exhaust!
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Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station 
Friday, 15 July, 2016, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1970s
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brownsville station smoking in the boys room remixbrownsville station smoking in the boys room 1Brownsville Station don't tell us anything of value with the picture on the cover of their single Smokin' In The Boy's Room (which, we note from a pedantic perspective, with the apostrophe so positioned refers to a room that belongs to just one boy - had it been a room belonging to multiple boys, the apostrophe should have been at the end of the word, e.g. Boys'). Anyhow in the remix we find out who it was that was doing the smoking in the room belonging to one boy: it was a babe, and a topless one at that (no surprises there then). Exhale!
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