What is Too Close for Blue? Maybe it is the photographer, though he seems to have framed the band fairly well on the original front cover artwork. Maybe it is the band who are too close to each other. Either way, on the remix, we find two babes who are also standing close to each other but whether this constitutes being too close is, of course, matter of opinion. But wait, there is something else, they look nearly identical to each other meaning that they are too close to tell apart. Twins!

What does a Cosmic Girl look like according to Jamiroquai? We have no idea, because on the original single cover artwork, there is nothing except a silhouette of the singer surrounded by what are presumably meant to be cosmic orbit rings. On the remix we find a real cosmic babe, standing in the corridors of a spaceship, wearing a latex space suit and high heels (as is the requirement in the cosmic future). Zipper!

Judas Priest have been very naughty, they have been Breaking The Law. Oddly, on the original single cover artwork there is no evidence of their law breaking, other, perhaps, than their awful red leather pants which are criminal. On the remix there is also no law breaking going on, but the babe enforcing the law is criminally sexy in her black leather boots and short police outfit. Illegal!

What happens when You Stole The Sun From My Heart? If the original single front cover artwork by Manic Street Preachers is to be believed, all that happens is that you see a sunset. On the remix we find a babe who has also had the sun stolen from her heart at sunset, but has also had her clothes stolen from her heart too. She crossing her heart and hoping that nothing else is stolen. Thieves!

It seems that Kajagoogoo are Too Shy not only to show themselves on the original front cover artwork of their single, but they are so shy, that there is nothing on the front cover other than the title of the song and the name of the artist. On the remix there is a babe who is quite shy, but perhaps not too shy. After all, though she is covering her decency with her hands, she is otherwise naked other than her high heels. Embarrassed!

Oh dear... When Jurgen Vries featuring Andrea Britton produced the original single cover artwork for Take My Hand, they clearly had brain-freeze about what to put on it, because other than the name of the artist and the title of the song, they didn't put anything else at all. On the remix we find two babes holding hands and walking into the sun. You see, that would have been so simple for them to do, wouldn't it? Wander!

What happens Behind Closed Doors? Well, according to the original album cover artwork by Thunder, we don't know because, assuming that the weird colored thing is meant to be a door, it is closed. On the remix we go the other side of the closed door, a hotel door no less (we can see the 'do not disturb' hanger on the door handle), we find a babe wearing nothing but red high heels and stockings. So that's what happens behind closed doors. Squat!

The Blackbyrds are apparently Walking In Rhythm. We say apparently because on the original single cover artwork the band are not actually walking, but are loafing around in some kind of rundown neighborhood. On the remix we find four babes who are walking, but if you look closely, it seems they may not be walking in rhythm. Why? Because some are standing on their left foot, and some on the right foot. You did notice that, right? Or were you put off by something they were or were not wearing? Monochrome!

Britpop rockers Oasis feature for today's remix of their single Falling Down. On the original cover artwork we find some kind of weird flower, dart board, army, Shakespeare combo. On the remix, we find a babe whose towel is falling down. Why there is a white apple on the window ledge is another question, and one that may have escaped your attention given that with the towel having fallen down, the babe is all but naked. Descend!

Poor Marmalade, it seems they are Falling Apart At The Seams. At least that is what their single is titled, but on the original front cover artwork the clothes the band are wearing do not seem to be damaged in any way. On the remix we find a babe whose clothes have already nearly been torn in two. Whoever did the stitching on the seams of her outfit seems to have done a bad job of it, depending on your outlook. She is seemingly happy about her situation though. Sewing!