Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe 
Thursday, 21 March, 2013, 05:36 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ugly kid joe everything about you 1In 1992, Ugly Kid Joe told us that they hated Everything About You ('you' referring to some girl or other). But the cover of their single doesn't show us the girl in question so we can't make up our mind whether we hate her or not. What is it about the particular girl that makes her so hateful, is it her charm, looks and dress sense (or lack of these), or some other thing? Was it only Mr Kid Joe that hated her or would she prove hateful to anyone who came into contact with her. These questions are not answered by the original cover of the single. Thankfully, AllBumArt has managed to track her down and we have included her on the remixed single cover.

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ugly kid joe everything about you remixNow that we can see her, it becomes much clearer exactly why Ugly Kid Joe hated her so much. You see:
  • She has the face of a hogwart and as a previous President said, 'A pig with lipstick is still a pig'.
  • She has very floppy tits that wouldn't look out of place drooping around some old granny.
  • She has the most awful dress sense - a waitress outfit with stripey hose and furry boots.
  • Pink doesn't suit her yet she insists on wearing tons of it. Then again most colours would look bad on her.
  • If this is the best she can do to make herself look sexy, what will she look like in 10 years time - yuk!
We hate everything about her too, don't you?

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What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes 
Wednesday, 20 March, 2013, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1990s
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4 non blondes whats up remix4 non blondes whats up 1And I say, "Whaaay hey hey hey hey, whaay hey hey. I say whaaay, what's goin' on". Such deep and meaningful lyrics from this 1993 song by 4 Non Blondes. They pose the question "What's Up?" Isn't it clear what's up? The single cover is boring, that's what. It's been remixed to overcome the boredom of the original single cover and the song to show 4 different non-blondes whose presence on the cover also goes a long way to answering the question. What's up? Perkiness has risen by over 400%, that's what's up.
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Devil Inside - INXS 
Thursday, 14 March, 2013, 05:22 - Singles Of The 1980s, Halloween Hits
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inxs devil inside remixinxs devil inside 1This submission from Troy Shakespeare of Australia shows just how far AllBum.Art has reached. The cover of Devil Inside by Aussie rockers INXS is meritorious in itself in that it reflects the name of the song in the picture. We like Troy's remixed cover better though, as it adds to the original cover art in so many ways. Is the chick Australian? That Troy doesn't tell us, but what we really want to know is whether there is a devil inside, or just a hot chick in a red jumpsuit.
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Long Train Runnin' - The Doobie Brothers 
Wednesday, 13 March, 2013, 05:16 - Singles Of The 1970s
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doobie brothers long train running remixdoobie brothers long train running 1What flashes through your mind when you hear the strains of this 1970 song from The Doobie Brothers? Is it a load of hairy rockers leaning around on some trees? If it is - you're in luck because that's what the original cover of Long Train Runnin' shows. If, on the other hand, you imagine a naked girl stood on some rail tracks, you're also in luck as that's what the remixed cover shows!
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Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen 
Tuesday, 12 March, 2013, 05:10 - Albums Of The 1970s
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bruce springsteen born to run remixbruce springsteen born to run 1Every good mid-West girl sings along with Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen. Don't ask why, they just do. This is the remix of the album cover of the same name. Mr Springsteen's picture has been replaced by one of those very mid-West girls who sings along who is very clearly born to run herself. She has to run to stop mid-West boys catching her. The fact that she runs in nothing but her sneakers might have something to do with that.
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Come Fly With Me - Frank Sinatra 
Monday, 11 March, 2013, 05:07 - Singles Released Before 1960
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frank sinatra come fly with me remixfrank sinatra come fly with me 1Come Fly With Me by Frank Sinatra is one of those old-time classics that you don't mess with. Unless you're AllBum.Art that is! Mr Sinatra has been replaced by a girl posing as an aeroplane standing on what looks like a disused runway (you can tell because there are planes in the background - top left). You might also call this 'extreme down-blouse' because, well, look closely enough and you will see.
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Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars - Fatboy Slim 
Sunday, 10 March, 2013, 05:02 - Albums Of The 2000s
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fatboy slim halfway between gutter stars remixfatboy slim halfway between gutter stars 1An album for a change. This time the rather longly titled Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars by Fatboy Slim. On the original cover we see a tantalizing glimpse of what might be a naked chick but is too 'extreme close-up' to tell. Let's back that camera right up and see what we can see. Oh, she's moved to that rock. Was she naked? Look for yourself fatboy!
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Winter - DT8 Project Featuring Amanda Britton 
Saturday, 9 March, 2013, 05:56 - Singles Of The 2000s
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dt8 project andrea winter remixdt8 project andrea winter 1A person only calling themselves 'TranceHed 3' sent this in. Apparently Winter was a chart topping trance track in 2004 from DT8 Featuring Amanda Britton. It's a good job that TranceHed 3 sent us a link to the video on YouTube (click 'related link' below) otherwise it looked totally made up. The addition of the naked chick in the snow is a good one though, so thumbs up to TranceHed 3 (what happened to 1 and 2?)
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I See You Baby - Groove Armada (Featuring Gram'ma Funk) 
Friday, 8 March, 2013, 14:45 - Singles Of The 1990s
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groove armada i see you baby remixgroove armada i see you baby 1What's the one thing you don't see on this 1999 Groove Armada cover? A penguin? Nice try, and in a sense that's correct as there isn't a penguin on the cover. But think about the song. It says, "I see you baby, shakin' that ass". And where's the ass? In the remix of course. Now that really is an ass worth shaking. If only pictures could move. Instead you'll just have to use your imagination.
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We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off - Jermaine Stewart 
Thursday, 7 March, 2013, 05:40 - Singles Of The 1980s
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jermaine stewart we dont have to take our clothes off remixjermaine stewart we dont have to take our clothes off 1According to this 1986 single from Jermaine Stewart, We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off, to have a good time, on no. We hear you brother! Don't take them all off, leave a good helping of sexy lingerie, bra, panties, high heels on. The rest can go in the trash can for all we care. As the babe in the remixed version shows, a few clothes are a good thing, but not too many!
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