Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe 
Thursday, 21 March, 2013, 05:36 - Singles Of The 1990s
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Original Cover Artwork of Ugly Kid Joe Everything About You In 1992, Ugly Kid Joe told us that they hated Everything About You ('you' referring to some girl or other). But the cover of their single doesn't show us the girl in question so we can't make up our mind whether we hate her or not. What is it about the particular girl that makes her so hateful, is it her charm, looks and dress sense (or lack of these), or some other thing? Was it only Mr Kid Joe that hated her or would she prove hateful to anyone who came into contact with her. These questions are not answered by the original cover of the single. Thankfully, AllBumArt has managed to track her down and we have included her on the remixed single cover.

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Cover Artwork Remix of Ugly Kid Joe Everything About You Now that we can see her, it becomes much clearer exactly why Ugly Kid Joe hated her so much. You see:
  • She has the face of a hogwart and as a previous President said, 'A pig with lipstick is still a pig'.
  • She has very floppy tits that wouldn't look out of place drooping around some old granny.
  • She has the most awful dress sense - a waitress outfit with stripey hose and furry boots.
  • Pink doesn't suit her yet she insists on wearing tons of it. Then again most colours would look bad on her.
  • If this is the best she can do to make herself look sexy, what will she look like in 10 years time - yuk!
We hate everything about her too, don't you?

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What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes 
Wednesday, 20 March, 2013, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1990s
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Cover Artwork Remix of 4 Non Blondes Whats Up Original Cover Artwork of 4 Non Blondes Whats Up And I say, "Whaaay hey hey hey hey, whaay hey hey. I say whaaay, what's goin' on". Such deep and meaningful lyrics from this 1993 song by 4 Non Blondes. They pose the question "What's Up?" Isn't it clear what's up? The single cover is boring, that's what. It's been remixed to overcome the boredom of the original single cover and the song to show 4 different non-blondes whose presence on the cover also goes a long way to answering the question. What's up? Perkiness has risen by over 400%, that's what's up.
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Hot Numbers Volume 2 - Various Artists 
Tuesday, 19 March, 2013, 12:39 - Albums Of The 1970s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Hot Numbers Volume 2 Original Cover Artwork of Hot Numbers Volume 2 Hot Numbers Volume 2. What could better illustrate this than someone lying down on the grass, legs spread, wearing red boots, a dodgy snakeskin top, a hat, and a purple belt with a pink heart on it? Perhaps two hot babes, wearing nothing but their high heels, posing in a garden, on some stairs, next to a column. That, perhaps. That is why AllBum.Art exists, to correct bad album artwork with All Bum art work!
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Bitch School - Spinal Tap 
Monday, 18 March, 2013, 05:34 - Singles Of The 1990s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Spinal Tap Bitch School Original Cover Artwork of Spinal Tap Bitch School Where did Spinal Tap study? Why, Bitch School of course! Oh, hang on, the front cover artwork of their single suggests it is the bitch who is being schooled, not the band members. The remix does not clarify this much, but now there are three bitches at the school instead of just one. Then again, maybe that is why the band chose that particular educational establishment for their learnings. Blackboard!
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Around The Fur - Deftones 
Sunday, 17 March, 2013, 05:10 - Albums Of The 1990s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Deftones Around The Fur Original Cover Artwork of Deftones Around The Fur Around The Fur, that is where the Deftones are meant to take us with their album cover. But the original artwork is nothing more than a top down view of a babe in a bikini. No fur anywhere to be seen. On the remix you will find a babe who is almost wearing a fur, or more precisely is laying on a fur. Other than her leopard skin print high-heels, the fur coat is all she has to keep warm. It is to be hoped that it's not a cold day as she will get pneumonia. Chills!
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Get Through - Mark Joseph 
Saturday, 16 March, 2013, 05:50 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Mark Joseph Get Through Original Cover Artwork of Mark Joseph Get Through When Mark Joseph sings that we should Get Through, it is not at all clear what he means. On the original single cover artwork, there is no extra information to help, just a picture of Mr Joseph and his guitar (and a tree). On the remix is a babe whose skin appears to get through her clothing, which is decidedly see-through. Her clothes also seem to be three sizes too small. She really ought to buy some new ones, if she is going to head out in public like that. Fencing!
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Invisible - Tilt 
Friday, 15 March, 2013, 05:35 - Singles Of The 2000s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Tilt Invisible Original Cover Artwork of Tilt Invisible Invisible, that is what Tilt tell us that something is, but from the original cover for their single, the only thing that is clearly invisible is the skill of the person making the artwork. On the remix we find a babe who is wearing invisible clothes. Not only is her dress and underwear invisible, but her shoes are largely invisible too. It seems she may be aware of this as she attempts to cover up her modesty. Doesn't really work though does it. Gone!
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Devil Inside - INXS 
Thursday, 14 March, 2013, 05:22 - Singles Of The 1980s, Halloween Hits
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Cover Artwork Remix of Inxs Devil Inside Original Cover Artwork of Inxs Devil Inside This submission from Troy Shakespeare of Australia shows just how far AllBum.Art has reached. The cover of Devil Inside by Aussie rockers INXS is meritorious in itself in that it reflects the name of the song in the picture. We like Troy's remixed cover better though, as it adds to the original cover art in so many ways. Is the chick Australian? That Troy doesn't tell us, but what we really want to know is whether there is a devil inside, or just a hot chick in a red jumpsuit.
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Long Train Runnin' - The Doobie Brothers 
Wednesday, 13 March, 2013, 05:16 - Singles Of The 1970s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Doobie Brothers Long Train Running Original Cover Artwork of Doobie Brothers Long Train Running What flashes through your mind when you hear the strains of this 1970 song from The Doobie Brothers? Is it a load of hairy rockers leaning around on some trees? If it is - you're in luck because that's what the original cover of Long Train Runnin' shows. If, on the other hand, you imagine a naked girl stood on some rail tracks, you're also in luck as that's what the remixed cover shows!
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Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen 
Tuesday, 12 March, 2013, 05:10 - Albums Of The 1970s
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Cover Artwork Remix of Bruce Springsteen Born To Run Original Cover Artwork of Bruce Springsteen Born To Run Every good mid-West girl sings along with Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen. Don't ask why, they just do. This is the remix of the album cover of the same name. Mr Springsteen's picture has been replaced by one of those very mid-West girls who sings along who is very clearly born to run herself. She has to run to stop mid-West boys catching her. The fact that she runs in nothing but her sneakers might have something to do with that.
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