What have we here? A remix of an early house music track of the late 1980s. The original cover of Touch Me by 49ers reveals what we can only presume is the singer of the band, stretching out invitingly but with no indication of what, where or when we should commence the touching. The remix moves the story on a lot and we can very clearly see who and what is to be touched. Unfortunately, we seem to have been beaten to it..!

When looking for a picture for the Bruno Mars song Marry You, we came across a lot of pretty brides that deserved a place on the cover of a single. And hence this remix of Don't Marry Her by The Beautiful South was conceived. The remix shows exactly the kind of girl you shouldn't marry - one who starts to get undressed in front of your mates, and in front of the camera, before you get her home to consummate the relationship!

It's always good to receive a user submitted 'fanmade' entry. This one by The Matchroom Mob With Chas & Dave comes from Steve Virgo of Liverpool, England who says:

Snooker Loopy nuts are we is how the song goes, but who or what is nuts? On the remix I have put a sexy babe on the snooker table instead of the balls, which suits my nuts far better.

Thanks Steve, that makes about as little sense as the song itself. Cue!

Bringing it right back up-to-date (well almost), comes this remix of the Bruno Mars song Marry You. The original cover has the obligatory diamond rings but no sign of Mr Hernandez or any indication of who the 'you' is that he is crooning about. In the remix we see that the girl he is intending to 'do something dumb' and get married too is pretty crazy herself. She is sitting on a suitcase by the side of the road wearing her wedding veil, white stockings and little else. It's easy to see why Mr Hernandez was so taken with her!

Hey ho, let's go, with a remix from NYC punk rockers the Ramones. The Blitzkreig Bop was their first single and the cover shows a lack of depth that comes with such immaturity. That said, we at AllBum.Art have our immature moments too and when we found pictures of a babe flashing her busty boobs whilst wearing a t-shirt with 'ramones' written on it, we just knew there was a perfect storm of ingredients for a remix. Bounding!

They call me Mellow Yellow, or at least that is what Donovan famously told us in this classic hit of the 1960s. And to give Mr Leitch his credit, the cover gives us a good idea of the lady, called Saffron, about who he is singing. All we have done is update the cover to show a modern-day Saffron as she would look had Mr Leitch released the song today instead of 50 years ago. Blazing Banana!

You have to sigh a little when a band (in this case Hard-Fi) release a single called Tied Up Too Tight and on the cover have nothing other than a dirty van on it. What a missed opportunity for mayhem, an opportunity that we at AllBum.Art are not going to turn down. Open up the doors to that van and what do we have loitering in the back, why only a sexy babe who has obviously been tied up too tight. Obviously!

A song about the Thunderbirds, that wasn't in any way connected with the original series or the later movie might seem an odd theme for a song. International Rescue by Fuzzbox is such a song and the cover scores very highly in that it features a member of the band in an outfit that would befit a member of the international rescue team. The remix adds two large things. We'll leave you to work out which things they are...

Hey, Good Lookin' may be a single released by Hank Williams in 1951 but can still be heard on many a mid-west radio station and in karaoke bars across the nation to this day. This is because the title produces images of a good lookin' woman, and such images are timeless. Sadly the original cover doesn't produce such an image. The remix does though and answers the question on the second line of the song, 'what you got cookin'? To which the answer seems to be a raspberry tart...

We had an email from Timothy Blenkinsop-Smithe of Olde England who said:

Your web-site is replete with alternative artwork for very low-brow songs that should be in the gutter. You need to add some high-brow content to your site through classical music and opera.

Timothy sent us this remix for the soundtrack album of The Phantom Of The Opera as an illustration of what he called 'a more aesthetically blended visualization'. Whatever floats your boat Timothy!