Zoom - Fat Larry's Band 
Saturday, 16 July, 2016, 05:05 - Singles Of The 1980s
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fat larrys band zoom remixfat larrys band zoom 1So what is going on, on the original cover of Zoom by Fat Larry's Band? It seems that there is a babe holding a hack-saw standing amidst a gang of jailbirds, whilst a large guy (Fat Larry himself no doubt) appears to be trying to keep them at bay. The remix is much more zoom-related and has a cute babe holding up the starting flag for a race, as cars zoom past her. Why she would do this naked is not clear, but it probably doesn't need to be, does it? Exhaust!
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Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station 
Friday, 15 July, 2016, 05:54 - Singles Of The 1970s
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brownsville station smoking in the boys room remixbrownsville station smoking in the boys room 1Brownsville Station don't tell us anything of value with the picture on the cover of their single Smokin' In The Boy's Room (which, we note from a pedantic perspective, with the apostrophe so positioned refers to a room that belongs to just one boy - had it been a room belonging to multiple boys, the apostrophe should have been at the end of the word, e.g. Boys'). Anyhow in the remix we find out who it was that was doing the smoking in the room belonging to one boy: it was a babe, and a topless one at that (no surprises there then). Exhale!
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Another Suitcase In Another Hall - Madonna 
Thursday, 14 July, 2016, 05:34 - Singles Of The 1990s
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madonna another suitcase remixmadonna another suitcase 1Another Suitcase In Another Hall by Madonna is a song taken from the musical Evita. The original cover artwork may have even been set on the streets of Argentina where the musical is set. The remix sees something very odd occurring. One stocking-clad babe is sealing another similarly attired babe into a suitcase. They do appear to be in some kind of hallway. Why this is happening is unknown, but here at AllBum.Art we surmise that the girl in the suitcase has not paid for a flight ticket and the other girl is trying to stow her away in the aircraft's hold. As for the stockings, your guess is as happy as ours. Behold!
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Painter Man - The Creation 
Wednesday, 13 July, 2016, 05:26 - Singles Of The 1960s
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the creation painter man remixthe creation painter man 1Painter Man by The Creations is perhaps better know for the cover version by Boney M. And the reason why may be clear from the cover of the single. On the original artwork we find the members of the band, standing around looking moody (why do so many bands think that this makes for a good cover?) On the remix we find a mature lady standing in front of a painting. Where is the man that is referred to in the title you ask? Easy, he's behind the behind of the lady, taking the picture and will do some painting shortly. Easel!
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I Missed Again - Phil Collins 
Tuesday, 12 July, 2016, 05:14 - Singles Of The 1980s
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phil collins i missed again remixphil collins i missed again 1I Missed Again, or at least that is what Phil Collins tells us. On the original cover artwork, we can see that Mr Collins has indeed missed a little, in that his upper torso is offset from his lower torso. On the remix we find a woman who seems to have been aiming to piss in a pot, but has missed. Presumably she misses often, otherwise she would not have missed again, but just missed for the first time. Perhaps someone could introduce her to a toilet bowl? Panhandler!
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Humpin' Around - Bobby Brown 
Monday, 11 July, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1990s
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bobby brown humpin around remixbobby brown humpin around 1Another AllBum.Art remix for Bobby Brown, this time for his single Humpin' Around. Now a song with such a suggestive title owes itself a pretty good cover, right? Not so. Though a picture of Mr Brown clicking his fingers in a potentially jovial mood may be some people's dream of humpin', ours is a little less abstruse. On our remix you will find a babe being literally humped around by a guy in what appears to be the corridor of a hotel. Bellboy!
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Look Away - Big Country 
Sunday, 10 July, 2016, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1980s
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big country look away remixbig country look away 1Look Away, go on, avert your eyes. Turn the other cheek. Divert your gaze. That is what Big Country would have us do but then again, the original cover of their single is so uninspiring that looking at something else is definitely a better option. On the remix we find a babe strolling along a harbor front wearing nothing at all. Though it is common decency to look away, the guys passing her as she walks seem to have failed to do so. So it's up to you - stop looking. See, difficult isn't it? Leer!
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Hello This Is Joanie - Paul Evans 
Saturday, 9 July, 2016, 18:36 - Singles Of The 1970s
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paul evans hello this is joanie remixpaul evans hello this is joanie 1Hello This Is Joanie (subtitled The Telephone Answering Machine Song) deserves to get Paul Evans a vote for one of the most tantalizingly dull single covers ever. Instead of showing us who Joanie is, he insists on just showing us the other end of the phone line. We, however, have managed to find a picture of Joanie making the call, and wouldn't you know it, she's a hot babe standing around naked in a phone box. Now it becomes clear why he is so intent on leaving a message on her voicemail. Hello indeed!
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Love Like A Fountain - Ian Brown 
Friday, 8 July, 2016, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ian brown love like a fountain remixian brown love like a fountain 1What does Love Like A Fountain look like? Well (well - get it?), according to Ian Brown, it looks like a very badly scrawled picture of his face. Then again, some may argue that the aesthetics of such a picture are counter-pointed by the underlying juxtaposition of the colors and the brush-strokes. But they would be talking shit. The remix shows what love like a fountain looks like, or at least what love near a fountain might look like. It looks like a fountain, with two lovely babes. Squirt!
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Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins 
Thursday, 7 July, 2016, 05:11 - Singles Of The 1980s
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The first ever AllBum.Art four-play, yes not one, not two but three remixes of the cover of Doctor Doctor by the Thompson Twins. On the original cover we see the band members doing in impersonation of what could only be described as a witchdoctor. On the first remix, we find a babe lying down on the doctor's examination table, taking off her skirt. In the second remix we find a buxom babe who has already taken more than her skirt off - in fact she seems to be wearing nothing more than her high heels. And in the third and final remix we find a busty mature babe whom the doctor seems to be taking more than a professional interest in given the position of the gaze he is giving her. Any of them would be a welcome tonic for anyone feeling off color. Medic!
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