Humpin' Around - Bobby Brown 
Monday, 11 July, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1990s
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bobby brown humpin around remixbobby brown humpin around 1Another AllBum.Art remix for Bobby Brown, this time for his single Humpin' Around. Now a song with such a suggestive title owes itself a pretty good cover, right? Not so. Though a picture of Mr Brown clicking his fingers in a potentially jovial mood may be some people's dream of humpin', ours is a little less abstruse. On our remix you will find a babe being literally humped around by a guy in what appears to be the corridor of a hotel. Bellboy!
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Look Away - Big Country 
Sunday, 10 July, 2016, 05:48 - Singles Of The 1980s
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big country look away remixbig country look away 1Look Away, go on, avert your eyes. Turn the other cheek. Divert your gaze. That is what Big Country would have us do but then again, the original cover of their single is so uninspiring that looking at something else is definitely a better option. On the remix we find a babe strolling along a harbor front wearing nothing at all. Though it is common decency to look away, the guys passing her as she walks seem to have failed to do so. So it's up to you - stop looking. See, difficult isn't it? Leer!
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Hello This Is Joanie - Paul Evans 
Saturday, 9 July, 2016, 18:36 - Singles Of The 1970s
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paul evans hello this is joanie remixpaul evans hello this is joanie 1Hello This Is Joanie (subtitled The Telephone Answering Machine Song) deserves to get Paul Evans a vote for one of the most tantalizingly dull single covers ever. Instead of showing us who Joanie is, he insists on just showing us the other end of the phone line. We, however, have managed to find a picture of Joanie making the call, and wouldn't you know it, she's a hot babe standing around naked in a phone box. Now it becomes clear why he is so intent on leaving a message on her voicemail. Hello indeed!
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Love Like A Fountain - Ian Brown 
Friday, 8 July, 2016, 05:27 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ian brown love like a fountain remixian brown love like a fountain 1What does Love Like A Fountain look like? Well (well - get it?), according to Ian Brown, it looks like a very badly scrawled picture of his face. Then again, some may argue that the aesthetics of such a picture are counter-pointed by the underlying juxtaposition of the colors and the brush-strokes. But they would be talking shit. The remix shows what love like a fountain looks like, or at least what love near a fountain might look like. It looks like a fountain, with two lovely babes. Squirt!
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Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins 
Thursday, 7 July, 2016, 05:11 - Singles Of The 1980s
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The first ever AllBum.Art four-play, yes not one, not two but three remixes of the cover of Doctor Doctor by the Thompson Twins. On the original cover we see the band members doing in impersonation of what could only be described as a witchdoctor. On the first remix, we find a babe lying down on the doctor's examination table, taking off her skirt. In the second remix we find a buxom babe who has already taken more than her skirt off - in fact she seems to be wearing nothing more than her high heels. And in the third and final remix we find a busty mature babe whom the doctor seems to be taking more than a professional interest in given the position of the gaze he is giving her. Any of them would be a welcome tonic for anyone feeling off color. Medic!
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Full Moon - Brandy 
Wednesday, 6 July, 2016, 05:15 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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brandy full moon remixxbrandy full moon 1Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation. On the remix we find three babes, lit only by moonlight, who are mooning, but instead of just showing their asses, they are conducting a 'full moon' - a full frontal version of the more traditional 'half moon' where only the buttocks are exposed. These three babes are very exposed. Lunar!
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Caught In The Middle - A1 
Tuesday, 5 July, 2016, 05:09 - Singles Of The 2000s
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a1 caught in the middle remixa1 caught in the middle 1A1 are Caught In The Middle, or so they say. But on the cover of their single, it seems that it is some kind of black pole that is caught in the middle of the band, and not the band members that are caught up. On the remix we find a guy who is definitely caught in the middle... of two buxom babes who seem intent on boxing his ears. Boxing, buxom, big-boned babes no less. How he has gotten himself into such a situation or why are not clear, but we wish him well in his endeavors, whatever appertains. Beat!
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Amorica - Black Crowes 
Monday, 4 July, 2016, 05:28 - Albums Of The 1990s
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What screams 'Fourth of July' better than Amorica by the Black Crowes. Or more specifically, the nice star spangled banner that adorns the front of the cover of the album. Or even more specifically, the promise of sexy celebrations that lies beneath the flag. Our first remix makes the flag just a little bit smaller, and the promise that much more obvious. On the second remix, the flag-pole seems to have broken somewhere and the promise is there for all to see. Long live Amorica!
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Chooza Looza - Maria Willson 
Sunday, 3 July, 2016, 05:03 - Singles Of The 2000s
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maria willson chooza looza remixmaria willson chooza looza 1We have no idea what Maria Willson is singing about in her single Chooza Looza. Is it, on the one hand, shorthand for 'choose a loser' meaning that someone has been given a choice but whichever choice they take, will mean they end up with a loser. Or does it mean 'chooser, loser', meaning that it is the person that is doing the choosing that is the loser, rather than the options from which they have to choose. We are very confused and to be fair, the remix doesn't help much, as the guy lying down looks like a bit of a loser, and we're not sure the two babes he has to choose from are winners either. Loss!
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Take It To The Top - Kool And The Gang 
Saturday, 2 July, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1980s
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kool and the gang take it to the top remixkool and the gang take it to the top 1It would seem, from the original cover artwork of Take It To The Top by Kool And The Gang, that what has been taken to the top, is not the band, but the camera that has taken the picture of the band. We know this because of the odd perspective of the photo. In the remix we see a babe who has been instructed to take something to the top of a ladder, and the thing that she has been instructed to take seems to be her panties. Or maybe, she is waving them in front of the band, so that they smile for their photograph. Elevate!
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