Though we whole-heartedly endorse the idea that the Scissor Sisters
should use, as their logo, a pair of scissors wearing high heels, it does leave the cover of I Don't Feel Like Dancin'
with many unanswered questions, such as what it is about the use of scissors that is inhibiting the dancing process. As we can see in the remixes, you takes your choice. Either it is because one false move and the scissors are going to cut off the ribbon that is the only thing protecting your modesty, or it's just that the scissors have already done their job and you find yourself naked in the face of their sharp cutting power. Gripping!