Red Alert - Basement Jaxx 
Friday, 7 October, 2016, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s
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basement jaxx red alert 2basement jaxx red alert 1If you are going to issue a Red Alert, which is what Basement Jaxx have done, you need to be very clear on the reason. You can't just go around issuing such high level warnings without some purpose. On the original cover artwork for the single, it is definitely not clear what the point of the alarm is. On the remix we find that there is some need for caution as there is a frightening looking babe wearing lots of red who seems intent on causing a disturbance. Klaxon!
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Gimme Dat Banana - Black Gorilla 
Thursday, 6 October, 2016, 05:03 - Singles Of The 1970s
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black gorilla gimme dat banana 2black gorilla gimme dat banana 1Gimme dat, gimme dat, Gimme Dat Banana, sings the jungle-worthy Black Gorilla. Actually, we give the band the thumbs up for the original cover which shows a black gorilla swiping a banana from a cheeky monkey. The remix takes a slightly different tack as one babe asks the other to give her a banana but her friend (we assume they are known to each other), gives it her in a way she was perhaps not expecting, but then again she doesn't seem to unhappy with where it has been given to her. Musa!
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Some Girls - Ultimate Kaos 
Wednesday, 5 October, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1990s
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ultimate kaos some girls remixultimate kaos some girls 1Would you believe it, there is another song called Some Girls, this one by self-proclaimed Ultimate Kaos. The cover of their single, however, fails in exactly the same way that yesterday's remix by Racey does - there are no girls on the cover. The remix once again comes to the rescue as we find the band members replaced by some girls. Though the girls may not, ultimately, be kaotic (is that a word?), that should not detract from their suitability to be just some girls. Chaos!
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Some Girls - Racey 
Tuesday, 4 October, 2016, 05:50 - Singles Of The 1980s
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racey some girls remixracey some girls 1Oh dear. Where do we begin with the cover artwork for Some Girls by Racey? It is another of those 'let's showcase the good looking band members' types of cover (we really should coin a term for such covers) and is lacking in two very important respects:
  1. It's not in any way racey. And,
  2. There isn't even one girl, let alone some girls on the cover.
The remix solves both these problems as there are now some girls on the cover, and being the racey type, they appear to be bare. Vroom!
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Class/Style (I've Got It) - Linda Lewis 
Monday, 3 October, 2016, 05:41 - Singles Of The 1980s
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linda lewis class style 2linda lewis class style 1Linda Lewis tells us that Class/Style (I've Got It). Probably, for the 1980s, her denim jacket and pearl necklace and earrings were the height of style and class, but we aren't so sure. On the remix we find a babe in a hat, lacy panties and high heels which we think looks far more classy and stylish, in a minimalist kind of way. Even if it's not class or style, she's certainly got it! Ravishing!
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End Of The Road - Boyz II Men 
Sunday, 2 October, 2016, 05:37 - Singles Of The 1990s
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boyz ii men end of the road remixboyz ii men end of the road 1Another remix for Philly soulsters Boyz II Men. So what do the 'boyz' tell us we will find at the End Of The Road? According to their original cover artwork, it will be themselves. OK, for some that may be enough. On the remix, though, we find a babe wearing lots of fishnet and not in the most fetching way. Certainly if you were going along this road, this is where you would most likely stop and turn around. Final!
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Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks 
Saturday, 1 October, 2016, 05:33 - Singles Of The 1960s
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kinks sunny afternoon remixkinks sunny afternoon 1October may be upon us but that doesn't mean grey days and rainy afternoons all the time, there is still room for the odd Sunny Afternoon and so what better time to remix this cover from The Kinks. On the original artwork is one of those 'let's show off the band' types but is it sunny, or even in the afternoon? It's very unclear. On the remix we find a variety of babes sunning themselves. How do we know this is in the afternoon? It's clear - the position of the sun in the sky. How could you not know that? Sundial!
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Ain't Your Mama - Jennifer Lopez 
Wednesday, 21 September, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 2010s, Remi-XXX-es
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jennifer lopez aint your mama 1jennifer lopez aint your mama remixjennifer lopez aint your mama remixx
Not only a triple-play, but another remix that falls into our category of X-rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork, we find Jennifer Lopez holding a hat. How we are supposed to know that this indicated that she is not your mama is unclear, other than the fact that the title of the song Ain't Your Mama is emblazoned across the front of the single. On the first remix we find two babes, standing across from each other in similar poses and though it is not 100% certain that they are parentally related, the babe on the right is prenatally related, if you get our meaning. On the second remix, we find two very similar looking babes who could also be related, but who seem to be undertaking activities that most family members don't often do. Fingers!
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Have You Seen Her - Chi-Lites 
Tuesday, 20 September, 2016, 05:53 - Singles Of The 1970s
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chi lites have you seen her remixchi lites have you seen her 1Today The Chi-Lites ask us the question Have You Seen Her? Equally we could as the question, has she seen you? How do we know we could ask this question. Because on the remixed single cover artwork we find a babe who is clearly looking for something or someone and could well be the lost babe that the band are searching for. Maybe if they had gone looking rather than standing for a picture of themselves with their instruments they may have had more luck locating her. Discovery!
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She's So High - Kurt Nilsen 
Monday, 19 September, 2016, 05:47 - Singles Of The 2000s
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kurt nilsen shes so high remixkurt nilsen shes so high 1Kurt Nilsen seems to think that he is qualified to determine someone babe's altitude and whether or not She's So High. If we are to believe the original single cover artwork, he can do this simply by looking upwards. On the remix we find that the babe who is so high, is sitting on the seat of a jet liner, so unless Mr Nilsen has somehow tagged her (which would be difficult unless he put the tag in her heels as she is not wearing much else), we remain unconvinced of his prowess in determining how far above the ground the babe is. Handcuffs!
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