Full Moon - Brandy 
Wednesday, 6 July, 2016, 05:15 - Albums Of The 2000s, Remi-XXX-es
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brandy full moon remixxbrandy full moon 1Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation. On the remix we find three babes, lit only by moonlight, who are mooning, but instead of just showing their asses, they are conducting a 'full moon' - a full frontal version of the more traditional 'half moon' where only the buttocks are exposed. These three babes are very exposed. Lunar!
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Caught In The Middle - A1 
Tuesday, 5 July, 2016, 05:09 - Singles Of The 2000s
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a1 caught in the middle remixa1 caught in the middle 1A1 are Caught In The Middle, or so they say. But on the cover of their single, it seems that it is some kind of black pole that is caught in the middle of the band, and not the band members that are caught up. On the remix we find a guy who is definitely caught in the middle... of two buxom babes who seem intent on boxing his ears. Boxing, buxom, big-boned babes no less. How he has gotten himself into such a situation or why are not clear, but we wish him well in his endeavors, whatever appertains. Beat!
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Amorica - Black Crowes 
Monday, 4 July, 2016, 05:28 - Albums Of The 1990s
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black crowes amorica 1black crowes amorica 2black crowes amorica remix
What screams 'Fourth of July' better than Amorica by the Black Crowes. Or more specifically, the nice star spangled banner that adorns the front of the cover of the album. Or even more specifically, the promise of sexy celebrations that lies beneath the flag. Our first remix makes the flag just a little bit smaller, and the promise that much more obvious. On the second remix, the flag-pole seems to have broken somewhere and the promise is there for all to see. Long live Amorica!
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Chooza Looza - Maria Willson 
Sunday, 3 July, 2016, 05:03 - Singles Of The 2000s
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maria willson chooza looza remixmaria willson chooza looza 1We have no idea what Maria Willson is singing about in her single Chooza Looza. Is it, on the one hand, shorthand for 'choose a loser' meaning that someone has been given a choice but whichever choice they take, will mean they end up with a loser. Or does it mean 'chooser, loser', meaning that it is the person that is doing the choosing that is the loser, rather than the options from which they have to choose. We are very confused and to be fair, the remix doesn't help much, as the guy lying down looks like a bit of a loser, and we're not sure the two babes he has to choose from are winners either. Loss!
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Take It To The Top - Kool And The Gang 
Saturday, 2 July, 2016, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1980s
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kool and the gang take it to the top remixkool and the gang take it to the top 1It would seem, from the original cover artwork of Take It To The Top by Kool And The Gang, that what has been taken to the top, is not the band, but the camera that has taken the picture of the band. We know this because of the odd perspective of the photo. In the remix we see a babe who has been instructed to take something to the top of a ladder, and the thing that she has been instructed to take seems to be her panties. Or maybe, she is waving them in front of the band, so that they smile for their photograph. Elevate!
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Sunshine - Gabrielle 
Friday, 1 July, 2016, 05:31 - Singles Of The 1990s
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gabrielle sunshine remixgabrielle sunshine 1What better way to start July than with a song about Sunshine, and so we find ourselves remixing a song with just that name by Gabrielle. We struggled with the original cover, to decide whether the odd lighting conditions were caused by sunshine, or whether they were a symptom of a badly set-up camera. The remix does away with all of these questions by showing a hot babe, sizzling in the sunshine. Now why couldn't they have done that in the first place? Initial!
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When You Walk In The Room - The Searchers 
Thursday, 30 June, 2016, 05:23 - Singles Of The 1960s
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the searchers when you walk in the room remixthe searchers when you walk in the room 1What happens When You Walk In The Room? According to The Searchers original single cover artwork, it is that everything turns a shade of cyan. Really? Is that the most likely thing to happen? On the remix we see what happens when a babe walks into the room, the jaw of the guy looking at her drops to the floor. Perhaps she should have put some clothes on first? Stroll!
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Maggie's Farm - Bob Dylan 
Wednesday, 29 June, 2016, 05:19 - Singles Of The 1960s
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bob dylan maggies farm remixbob dylan maggies farm 1Bob, Bob, Bob... If you are going to sing about Maggie's Farm, at least show us on the original artwork, some idea of what Maggie looks like and what she does on her farm. Sadly it seems that Bob Dylan was more concerned with putting his own face on the front cover of his single. On the remix, we have corrected this omission and you will find that the unique feature of Maggie's farm is that she works largely naked, other than some impractical high heels. And a wheelbarrow. Naturally!
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Everyone's Gone To The Moon - Johnathan King 
Tuesday, 28 June, 2016, 05:15 - Singles Of The 1960s
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johnathan king everyones gone to the moon remixjohnathan king everyones gone to the moon 1Everyone's Gone To The Moon, is what Johnathan King thought. This is perhaps because they were all terribly bored with his original single cover artwork which, though futuristic for the 1960s, does not provide us with any motivation to go to the Moon. On the remix we find a babe who seems to have been left behind as all that remains to be seen is her, and the moon. It seems even her clothes have gone to the moon too. Lunar!
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Making Up Again - Goldie 
Monday, 27 June, 2016, 05:45 - Singles Of The 1970s
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goldie making up again remixgoldie making up again 1Will you look at that now? Goldie are telling us that they are Making Up Again. Does that mean that they have fallen out with each other? If their sullen faces on the original single cover artwork are anything to go by, that may well be the truth. On the remix we find a babe who is having her make-up done again, or at least touched up. Oddly both her and the girl applying the make-up are topless. Maybe the shipment of fashion from Milan is running late. Cambio!
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