Pick Up The Pieces - Average White Band 
Monday, 5 June, 2017, 05:38 - Singles Of The 1970s
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awb pick up the pieces 2awb pick up the pieces 1We like the Average White Band especially because their logo is made up of the curvy reverse silhouette of a long haired maiden. We are a little bit let down that their cover of Pick Up The Pieces, didn't expand on this theme, so we have done it for them in the remix. On the remixed single cover artwork we find a babe whose pieces have fallen on the floor and who is bending down to pick them up. She does this whilst maintaining her curvy reverse silhouette, and thus the circle is squared, or something like that. Cyan!
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Poison - Bell Biv Devoe 
Sunday, 4 June, 2017, 05:29 - Albums Of The 1990s
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bell biv devoe poison 2bell biv devoe poison 1If you're going to release an album whose name is Poison, at least make the cover artwork slightly toxic. This is a lesson that Bell Biv Devoe seem to have skipped preferring, instead to concentrate on advertising themselves. The remix helps them do their learning, as we find a belle who is about to devour (see what we did there?) some poison that is bubbling away in her silver goblet. What happens next is unknown, however it can't end well, not least as she also appears to be standing chained in a dungeon. Lethal!
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Kiss Me Deadly - Lita Ford 
Saturday, 3 June, 2017, 05:18 - Singles Of The 1980s, Halloween Hits
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lita ford kiss me deadly 2lita ford kiss me deadly 1Yes, it's only June, but introducing the occasional Halloween Hit in the middle of the year is no real problem as long as it's a good one, and Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford qualifies. The original cover finds Ms Ford sitting with her guitar, but she doesn't look particularly deadly, nor is she kissing anyone or anything. On the remix we find two devils kissing each other, either of whom may prove deadly to the other. They should be careful. Cautious!
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Sensible Shoes - Dave Lee Roth 
Friday, 2 June, 2017, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s
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david lee roth sensible shoes 2david lee roth sensible shoes 1Get this, if you will... The video for Sensible Shoes by Dave Lee Roth was regarded as too provocative for MTV and got little airplay. Odd then, that the original cover artwork for his single errs on the boring. Other than Mr Lee Roth himself looking as flouncy-haired as normal, the only thing to set the cover off is a small she-devil in the bottom right hand corner. On the remix we find a babe in shoes that would only be considered sensible in a bordello, which is kind of what the thought Mr Lee Roth was really thinking. Spike!
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Oranges And Lemons - XTC 
Thursday, 1 June, 2017, 05:16 - Albums Of The 1980s
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xtc oranges and lemons remixxtc oranges and lemons 1An odd thing is happening here. On the original album cover artwork for Oranges And Lemons by XTC there as an almost complete absence of citrus fruit, or indeed fruit of any kind. There are some circular blobs in citrus-based colors but these could easily be paint smudges. On the remix we find lots of oranges, but no lemons. There is, however, a pair of melons which, in case you hadn't noticed, is an anagram of lemons. How sophisticated, fruit anagrams!
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Sand In My Shoes - Dido 
Wednesday, 31 May, 2017, 05:51 - Singles Of The 2000s
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dido sand in my shoes 2dido sand in my shoes 1So Dido says she has Sand In My Shoes does she? Well the original single cover artwork doesn't give us any indication of this. First of all, there's no evidence that she is anywhere near any sand. Secondly, if she had got sand in her shoes, you would think this to be marginally uncomfortable at least, yet she is smiling like she has no cares in the world. On the remix we find a babe who definitely has sand in her shoes. Silly girl for wearing them on the beach in the first place. Idiocy!
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Devil In Your Shoes (Walking All Over) - Shed 7 
Tuesday, 30 May, 2017, 05:00 - Singles Of The 1990s
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shed seven devil in your shoes 2shed seven devil in your shoes 1There's a Devil In Your Shoes (and she's Walking All Over) or at least there is if Shed 7 are to be believed. And we have to take their word for it because on the original single cover artwork we find nothing to indicate who this devil is, or indeed what shoes she might be wearing. On the remix we find out far more about the situation. The devil is wearing those red high heels you bought, and is drinking your wine too. Scarlet!
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How High - The Charlatans 
Monday, 29 May, 2017, 05:08 - Singles Of The 1990s
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charlatans how high 2charlatans how high 1Just How High? That is the question that The Charlatans are asking. Now it is feasible that the picture on the original single cover artwork which shows some guy wearing a backpack was taken whilst he was at the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro, and thus he could be deemed to be very high, but it is so faded it is impossible to tell. On the remix we find a babe with some of the highest high heels that can surely exist and thus the question of how high is now answered. Lofty!
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Feel So High - Desree 
Sunday, 28 May, 2017, 05:15 - Singles Of The 1990s
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desree feel so high 2desree feel so high 1Desree tells us that she Feels So High. This may be true, she is clearly in a good mood as she is smiling, but how high is 'so' high? We felt the need to find out and so on the remix we got three babes to wear very high heel boots. This wasn't enough though so we asked one of the babes to feel how high one of the other babes was. Sadly the answer is not known but who really cares, it's the question that matters in this case, isn't it? Inquisitive!
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Starships - Nicki Minaj 
Saturday, 27 May, 2017, 05:24 - Singles Of The 2010s
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nicki minaj starships 2nicki minaj starships 1Our third remix for Nicki Minaj has us considering her single Starships. On the original single cover artwork we find Ms Minaj looking very pink and purple, but unless she is standing in some sleek starship whose internals are all painted in pure white, we are not convinced that she is in any kind of planet-hopping vehicle. On the remix is a babe standing in what appears to be an interlinking corridor between the flux chamber and the galley of a Type 19XD inter-stellar cargo ship, or so we are told. And she is wearing a Quijj Class personal defense shield. Protective!
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