Things We Lost In The Fire - Bastille 
Tuesday, 2 September, 2014, 05:35 - Singles Of The 2010s
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bastille things we lost in the fire remixbastille things we lost in the fire 1Whilst we are talking about hot burning things like fire, Bastille's song Things We Lost In The Fire has a major fault. The cover of the single tells us nothing about what was lost in the fire at all. Is it a wolf on a broken down motor? In a desert? If you had lost that, would it be worth singing about? The remix of the artwork for the single says much more. What was lost in the fire seems to be the clothes of a group of girls who are now having to stand around the fire to keep warm. Arctic!
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Bonfire Heart - James Blunt 
Monday, 1 September, 2014, 05:16 - Singles Of The 2010s
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james blunt bonfire heart remixjames blunt bonfire heart 1James Blunt regales us with his tales of fiery love in his song Bonfire Heart. But though his song may scream of burning beauty, the cover just shows Mr Blunt and the name of the song. Where, you are asking, is the fire. Where are the hearts? Thankfully the remix of the cover artwork deals with this problem and reveals the bonfire which, as it would happen, is keeping two naked girls warm in the freezing snow. You can tell it's September and the summer is over already. Crackle!
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Sea Side Shuffle - Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs 
Sunday, 31 August, 2014, 05:02 - Singles Of The 1970s, Summer Sizzlers
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terry dacytl dinosaurs sea side shuffle 2terry dacytl dinosaurs sea side shuffle 1Although August may almost be over, the summer sun is still shining. And when the summer sun is shining, what better to do than shuffle, at the sea side. That is, as it goes, what Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs sang about back in the 1970s, when the sun was known to also shine. Sea Side Shuffle is about shuffling, at the sea-side. This appears to involve dancing around with boots on. We prefer a different view, that of a babe dancing in a blue bikini. Is she shuffling? Do you care? Bop!
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Lifted - Naughty Boy Starring Emeli Sandé 
Saturday, 30 August, 2014, 05:12 - Singles Of The 2010s
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naughty boy lifted remixnaughty boy lifted 1Whilst we're talking about being Lifted as we so definitely were, here's another song with the same name. This time though, the song is by Naughty Boy Starring Emeli Sandé and comes hot on the hooves of the hot 100. You're right, we should stop trying to be DJs and focus on the facts. So here's a remix showing a naughty boy in a tuxedo doing some lifting, of a naked woman it would appear. Hup!
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Lifted - Lighthouse Family 
Friday, 29 August, 2014, 05:57 - Singles Of The 1990s
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lighthouse family lifted remixlighthouse family lifted 1Lifted, we should be lifted, we could be lifted, they could be lifted, we all should be lifted... and so this somewhat repetitive song by the Lighthouse Family goes on. And on. And did we mention that it is repepitititive, and goes on about being lifted? And does the cover reflect this? Not originally it didn't, but in the AllBum.Art remix, two girls have been lifted. Yes, lifted. They could be lifted. They have been lifted. Upwards!
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Sowing The Seeds Of Love - Tears For Fears 
Thursday, 28 August, 2014, 05:49 - Singles Of The 1980s
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tears for fears sowing the seeds of love remixtears for fears sowing the seeds of love 1Sowing The Seeds Of Love was a 1989 hit for British be-moaners Tears For Fears. The lilting melancholy dirge is about planting seeds and growing a hippiesque sunflower, the whole thing being reminiscent of a 1960s pot party. The cover alludes to all this hippy-infused nonsense with its girl and its sunflower. The remix does the same job, just with less hippiness, less sunflowers and less clothing. Deflower!
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Show Me Love (America) - The Wanted 
Wednesday, 27 August, 2014, 05:58 - Singles Of The 2010s
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wanted show me love america remixwanted show me love america 1Show Me Love America. How do we do that? According to The Wanted, we do it by standing around in black and white. That doesn't sound either very loving or very American as far as we can see. What does sound like someone showing America some love would be a hot babe with an American flag. And if she really wanted to show some love, then being naked might just do it. Oh, look... what do you know... that's exactly what is on the cover of the remix. Flutter!
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Roses Are Red - Mac Band Featuring The McCampbell Brothers 
Tuesday, 26 August, 2014, 05:51 - Singles Of The 1980s
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mac band roses are red remixmac band roses are red 1Where roses are concerned, red is a good color (not the blue, green and yellow kind that Ms Anderson prefers. The Mac Band Featuring The McCampbell Brothers seemed very aware of this fact in their 1988 one hit wonder song Roses Are Red. Sadly what they weren't aware of is that to sell songs, it helps if the cover of your single is vaguely interesting. And it isn't! The remix is much more interesting. Roses are red and never do they look more picturesque than when a naked babe is laying amongst them. Down!
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Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson 
Monday, 25 August, 2014, 05:45 - Singles Of The 1970s
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lynn anderson rose garden remixlynn anderson rose garden 1I beg your pardon? I never promised you a Rose Garden! Or at least Lynn Anderson claims that she didn't. A crocheted blouse, yes. An odd yellow, green and blue color scheme, yes. But a rose garden, definitely not. Well if Ms Anderson won't give you one, we at AllBum.Art will give you one. And just so that Ms Anderson is not too upset by being replaced, we give you a rose garden that is in keeping with the yellow, green and blue color scheme too. Yuk!
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Ever So Lonely - Monsoon 
Sunday, 24 August, 2014, 05:40 - Singles Of The 1980s
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monsoon ever so lonely 2monsoon ever so lonely 1Ever So Lonely is what Monsoon were in 1982. Maybe they weren't trying hard enough to encourage other people to join them. Maybe their performances were so bad that they were left on-stage all alone as the audience walked off. What they needed was some gimmick to get people to join them, then they wouldn't be so lonely. Something like the hot babe who is on the front of the remix of the cover of the single. That would do the job. Gregarious!
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