Size Isn't Everything - Bee Gees 
Monday, 5 February, 2018, 05:55 - Albums Of The 1990s
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bee gees size isnt everything 2bee gees size isnt everything 1We are not quite sure what the Bee Gees were thinking with their original cover artwork, unless they were thinking that showing a fish-eye distorted picture of the band members standing around by a palm tree in front of a white building somehow reflected the title of the album. On the remix we find that a man is measuring the size of a babe's boobs (which seem to be 44 inches) and, to be fair, in this picture, it is the size which draws your eyes and so maybe size is everything after all. Whoppers!
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Chill Out - John Lee Hooker 
Tuesday, 19 December, 2017, 05:43 - Albums Of The 1990s
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john lee hooker chill out 2john lee hooker chill out 1We give full marks to John Lee Hooker for the original album front cover artwork of Chill Out as we find on it a scene in which Mr Hooker is relaxing on a comfortable chair by what appears to be a tropical beach. On the remix we find a babe who seems equally relaxed but who is taking a dip in a frozen lake. She is definitely out and will no doubt get a chill if she isn't too careful. Maybe next time a wet-suit might be useful. Redness!
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Bizarre Fruit - M People 
Wednesday, 6 December, 2017, 05:11 - Albums Of The 1990s
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m people bizarre fruit 2m people bizarre fruit 1While we are with M People, here's another remix. This time it is of the artwork for their album Bizarre Fruit. On the original cover we find the band members walking around an art gallery, some of whom are inspecting paintings of fruit done in an artistic style. That seems reasonably bizarre. On the remix we find a babe who has some pieces of fruit nestling between her butt cheeks. The fruit itself isn't that bizarre but we can imagine that if you speared it with a fork, it would cause some consternation. Slurp!
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Behind Closed Doors - Thunder 
Thursday, 16 November, 2017, 05:42 - Albums Of The 1990s
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thunder behind closed doors 2thunder behind closed doors 1What happens Behind Closed Doors? Well, according to the original album cover artwork by Thunder, we don't know because, assuming that the weird colored thing is meant to be a door, it is closed. On the remix we go the other side of the closed door, a hotel door no less (we can see the 'do not disturb' hanger on the door handle), we find a babe wearing nothing but red high heels and stockings. So that's what happens behind closed doors. Squat!
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No Angel - Dido 
Saturday, 28 October, 2017, 05:02 - Albums Of The 1990s
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dido no angel 2dido no angel 1As we approach halloween, things are beginning to take a turn for the macabre here at AllBum.Art. Here we find Dido singing about being No Angel. The thing is, we can see so little of her through the Dido shaped keyhole on the original single cover artwork that whether she is an angel or not remains a mystery. To resolve this the remix features a babe who is an angel in some ways, but not the sort that is likely to be allowed to inhabit heaven for long. Fallen!
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Hat Full Of Stars - Cyndi Lauper 
Tuesday, 17 October, 2017, 05:15 - Albums Of The 1990s
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cyndi lauper hat full of stars remixcyndi lauper hat full of stars 1We would probably score the original album cover artwork for Hat Full Of Stars by Cyndi Lauper close to 100% as it features the artist, holding a hat against a starry backdrop and so all the elements are present. The remix would actually score less, as it doesn't feature Ms Lauper but instead we find a mystical looking babe, wearing a mystical hat with a star on it, standing against a starry background. Which would you score highest? Let us know. Aldebran!
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Dummy - Portishead 
Saturday, 29 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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portishead dummy remixportishead dummy 1Is that a Dummy pictured on the original front cover artwork of this album from Portishead? It looks more like a zombie than a dummy, and the blurry nature of the shot doesn't help clarify the truth. On the remix the truth is much clearer, as we find a naked babe who is real, and another who is a dummy. Of course we have no idea if the real babe is also a dummy, or whether she is smart, but as she seems to be making out with a mannequin, we can only assume she isn't that bright. Stupid!
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Joyride - Roxette 
Sunday, 16 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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roxette joyride remixroxette joyride 1What does a Joyride look like? According to Roxette, it looks like an elephant, some light bulbs and some nondescript theater scenery props. Not for AllBum.Art! For us, it looks like an old fella being ridden by a young girl who is way above his pay grade. Then again, maybe he has paid for this particular joy. Does he look like the kind of guy who would do that, and does she look like the kind of babe who would accept that. Scenery!
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Poison - Bell Biv Devoe 
Sunday, 4 June, 2017, 05:29 - Albums Of The 1990s
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bell biv devoe poison 2bell biv devoe poison 1If you're going to release an album whose name is Poison, at least make the cover artwork slightly toxic. This is a lesson that Bell Biv Devoe seem to have skipped preferring, instead to concentrate on advertising themselves. The remix helps them do their learning, as we find a belle who is about to devour (see what we did there?) some poison that is bubbling away in her silver goblet. What happens next is unknown, however it can't end well, not least as she also appears to be standing chained in a dungeon. Lethal!
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April Moon - Sam Brown 
Saturday, 1 April, 2017, 05:15 - Albums Of The 1990s
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sam brown april moon remixsam brown april moon 1Sam Browm sings to us about an April Moon, which is highly appropriate given the date, and no, we are not fooling around. The remix of the original album cover artwork is needed because on the original cover there is a singular lack of any kind of moon. On the remix we find a babe who is mooning us, and standing in front of a full moon. How much more lunar loveliness could you possible want now? Orbit!
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