Hat Full Of Stars - Cyndi Lauper 
Tuesday, 17 October, 2017, 05:15 - Albums Of The 1990s
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cyndi lauper hat full of stars remixcyndi lauper hat full of stars 1We would probably score the original album cover artwork for Hat Full Of Stars by Cyndi Lauper close to 100% as it features the artist, holding a hat against a starry backdrop and so all the elements are present. The remix would actually score less, as it doesn't feature Ms Lauper but instead we find a mystical looking babe, wearing a mystical hat with a star on it, standing against a starry background. Which would you score highest? Let us know. Aldebran!
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Dummy - Portishead 
Saturday, 29 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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portishead dummy remixportishead dummy 1Is that a Dummy pictured on the original front cover artwork of this album from Portishead? It looks more like a zombie than a dummy, and the blurry nature of the shot doesn't help clarify the truth. On the remix the truth is much clearer, as we find a naked babe who is real, and another who is a dummy. Of course we have no idea if the real babe is also a dummy, or whether she is smart, but as she seems to be making out with a mannequin, we can only assume she isn't that bright. Stupid!
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Poison - Bell Biv Devoe 
Sunday, 4 June, 2017, 05:29 - Albums Of The 1990s
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bell biv devoe poison 2bell biv devoe poison 1If you're going to release an album whose name is Poison, at least make the cover artwork slightly toxic. This is a lesson that Bell Biv Devoe seem to have skipped preferring, instead to concentrate on advertising themselves. The remix helps them do their learning, as we find a belle who is about to devour (see what we did there?) some poison that is bubbling away in her silver goblet. What happens next is unknown, however it can't end well, not least as she also appears to be standing chained in a dungeon. Lethal!
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The Bends - Radiohead 
Tuesday, 24 January, 2017, 05:48 - Albums Of The 1990s
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radiohead the bends 2radiohead the bends 1Another remix for Radiohead, anyone would have thought that we had planned that! Today it is the turn of their 1995 album The Bends. The original cover artwork for the album is another of their epic fails. Its only saving grace is that it might have been bendy if you took the album out of the sleeve and just played with the sleeve. The remix is simple. A babe who has the bends. So much so that she is heels over head. Chair!
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Blue Yule - Various Artists 
Saturday, 17 December, 2016, 05:19 - Albums Of The 1990s, Christmas Crackers
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blue yule 2blue yule 1Blue Yule is a compilation album containing, it says, "Christmas Blues and R&B Classics". Which makes it odd that the album cover is in red and green. Where are these aforementioned blues? The answer is on the remix where we find a babe in the snow and in the process she has turned the artwork blue, not in the 'xxx' sense, but in an 'rgb' sense. Actually, it's more a combination of cyan and blue, but we won't argue the fine points. Cornflower!
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This Is Hardcore - Pulp 
Wednesday, 23 November, 2016, 05:17 - Albums Of The 1990s, Remi-XXX-es
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With a title like This Is Hardcore, this album by Pulp was always destined to be 'Remi-XXX-ed' instead of just a regular remix, and just to make matters even more merry, there are two remixes for your enjoyment. The original cover hints at hardcore through the use of a topless babe positioned in a pouting pose. The two remixes follow a very similar theme, that theme being, largely, a babe who is being entertained by the back door, which is about as hardcore as we dare get. Anal!
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Power Of A Woman - Eternal 
Sunday, 31 July, 2016, 05:27 - Albums Of The 1990s, Singles Of The 1990s
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eternal power of a woman 2eternal power of a woman 1Eternal sing sweetly for us about the Power Of A Woman as the sit sweetly in sepia-toned silence. Now this may be a powerful picture to some people, but we prefer our power more obvious and so on the remix we have replaced the girl band with a woman whose power is so strong, she is connected up to the electricity grid. Whether she is consuming or supplying the power is, somehow, irrelevant and so the only question remains as to how many Volts she could generate. High Energy!
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Amorica - Black Crowes 
Monday, 4 July, 2016, 05:28 - Albums Of The 1990s
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What screams 'Fourth of July' better than Amorica by the Black Crowes. Or more specifically, the nice star spangled banner that adorns the front of the cover of the album. Or even more specifically, the promise of sexy celebrations that lies beneath the flag. Our first remix makes the flag just a little bit smaller, and the promise that much more obvious. On the second remix, the flag-pole seems to have broken somewhere and the promise is there for all to see. Long live Amorica!
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Ugly Beautiful - Babybird 
Tuesday, 7 June, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1990s
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babybird ugly beautiful 2babybird ugly beautiful 1Another Babybird remix by Phil Darnall of England, today it is the turn of their album Ugly Beautiful. According to Phil, the original single cover artwork shows something that is neither ugly nor beautiful but is just downright repugnant, being what appears to be the foot of someone in a morgue. On the remix Phil provides us with two babes, one ugly, one beautiful, both in a very similar pose, and asks us to choose which is which. We know which one we would go for. Selection!
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A Spanner In The Works - Rod Stewart 
Saturday, 4 June, 2016, 05:58 - Albums Of The 1990s
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rod stewart a spanner in the works remixrod stewart a spanner in the works 1Another remix for Rod Stewart, this time it is the original album cover artwork for A Spanner In The Works, that has been given a make-over. On the original cover we find Mr Stewart sitting on a chair. Where's the spanner, you ask? It's on the remix we reply, where we find a babe standing in the chilly outdoors licking a spanner next to some workers. We are sure they don't mind loaning their spanner to her, as they seem quite taken with her licking skills. Pipes!
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