Rainforest - Paul Hardcastle 
Thursday, 27 July, 2017, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s
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paul hardcastle rainforest remixpaul hardcastle rainforest 1Dear Paul Hardcastle,

The next time you release an album and want someone to help with putting the artwork together, please get in touch.

The original cover for your album Rainforest fails on so many fronts, it isn't worth thinking about. Where is the rain, and where is the forest? Unless you class that fuzz of a hairstyle as a forest.

Instead take our remix and think of how cool it would have been if you had thought of putting a babe standing under a big leave in a rainforest on your original artwork.

Yours sincerely,

The AllBum.Art team.
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Hounds Of Love - Kate Bush 
Sunday, 9 July, 2017, 05:26 - Albums Of The 1980s
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kate bush hounds of love remixkate bush hounds of love 1Another remix for Kate Bush, this time for her 1985 album Hounds Of Love. On the original album cover artwork we find Ms Bush lying down with two mutts who she seems to like, so nearly full marks for sticking to the brief and showing off the singer and the title of the album. On the remix we find a different babe with two similar looking hounds. She is taking them for a walk, for some reason toplessly. Doggy!
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Kick - Inxs 
Friday, 3 March, 2017, 05:45 - Albums Of The 1980s
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inxs kick remixinxs kick 1Another remix for Inxs (which is pronounced 'in excess' rather than 'inks' in case you were wondering). The original artwork for their album Kick is a kind of random jumble of images of the band members - none of them in a kicking posture. On the remix we find a babe who is doing a high kick, in her heels, or maybe she is trying to kick off her heels, we may never know. High!
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White Shoes - Emmylou Harris 
Thursday, 2 March, 2017, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1980s
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emmylou harris white shoes remixemmylou harris white shoes 1We give full marks to Emmylou Harris for the cover of her album White Shoes. Why full marks? Because it shows both the artist (Ms Harris) and a pair of white shoes (in this case ones that she is wearing herself). So really our remix is a little pointless, however we had this great picture of some white shoes and though these would make a great replacement for the original artwork. Do you like the picture of the white shoes? Oops, look what's in the mirror. Reflection!
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Graduation - Ohio Players 
Monday, 9 January, 2017, 05:30 - Albums Of The 1980s
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ohio players graduation remixohio players graduation 1A new year, a new month - what comes next? A new week, that's what. And this week we have one of our week-long specials which will be remixing the cover artwork of the Ohio Players. Our first remix is for Graduation. On the original album cover we find a babe wearing an outfit that suggests it is not college she is graduating from. On the remix we find many more babes who appear to have gone to the same college. Whatever they studied, we want to go on that course too. High School!
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Merry Merry Christmas - New Kids On The Block 
Friday, 16 December, 2016, 05:12 - Albums Of The 1980s, Christmas Crackers
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nkotb merry christmas remixnkotb merry christmas 1Another remix for the New Kids On The Block and their album Merry Merry Christmas. So what do new kids look like when having a merry (merry) Christmas? It seems they look like a bunch of drunken idiots, which is pretty much what you would expect from boys. From the girls, something more demure as we find them handing out presents under the tree. Are they merry? Well they're virtually naked, does that count? Bauble!
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Long Cold Winter - Cinderella 
Sunday, 11 December, 2016, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s
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cinderella long cold winter remixcinderella long cold winter 1It certainly is becoming a Long Cold Winter with so many remixes about freezing cold singles and albums. On the original cover of this album by Cinderella, we are not certain if it is cold and the whole cover represents a snowy white-out, or whether they just got bored. On the remix we find Cinderella herself in an icy cave which is where she hides out in winter. Why she is naked is another question but one we don't feel the need to ask. Icicle!
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Ouch - Ohio Players 
Thursday, 24 November, 2016, 05:59 - Albums Of The 1980s, Remi-XXX-es
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ohio players ouch remixxohio players ouch 1The original cover for the Ohio Players album Ouch! shows a babe who appears to have gotten something stuck in her ass, and is experiencing a certain amount of pain extracting it, but it is not clear what is stuck there. On the remi-xxx (yes another of our xxx-rated remixes) the situation becomes clearer as we find that the babe concerned appears to have a string of beads stuck up her ass. What we can't confirm, however, is that this is causing her any pain. Extract!
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The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking - Roger Waters 
Tuesday, 15 November, 2016, 05:08 - Albums Of The 1980s
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roger waters pros and cons of hitch hiking remixroger waters pros and cons of hitch hiking 1We have to hand it to Roger Waters, the cover of his album The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking ably demonstrates some of the pros. It is, of course, perfectly normal to find a naked babe standing by the side of the street with her thumb out trying to flag down a vehicle to give her a lift. So much so that on the remix we have not really changed anything other than the perspective of the camera. Roll on!
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My Toot Toot - Denise Lasalle 
Sunday, 13 November, 2016, 05:01 - Albums Of The 1980s, Singles Of The 1980s
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denise lasalle my toot toot remixdenise lasalle my toot toot 1Don't play with My Toot Toot, is what Denise Lasalle told us not to do. But given the smile she is exuding on the cover of her single, you are left wondering whether someone hasn't already tweaked her toot toot to her satisfaction (which is why she wishes no further interaction with it). On the remix we find four babes wearing tutus (see what we did there) and they don't look like the kind of babes you would want to mess with. Ballet!
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