AllBum.Art - Alternative Art-Work for Album and Single Covers

We expected a lot more from The Bump by Kenny when it comes to the original front cover artwork for the single. What we expected was at least some indication of what the bump is, instead of which we get an empty speech bubble and a hairy guy wearing a t-shirt with bump written on it. Maybe the remix is a bit obvious, but it's a nice bump that the babe is sporting. Several actually. Lumpy!

Ken Dodd attempts to tell us that Love Is Like A Violin by, if the original single cover artwork is to be believed, looking a bit gormless and using his fingers as a mock dicky-bow. The remix tells a different story of a babe playing a violin. A babe who has clearly had some love, probably around 6 or 7 months ago. Maybe her baby will enjoy the violin playing and grow up with a love of it. String!

We think the picture on the original single cover artwork for It's Too Late by Quartz Introducing Dina Carroll is quite inventive showing, as it does, Ms Carroll superimposed on the face of a clock. But we can't tell if it's too late as the hands of the clock do not indicate what time it is. On the remix we find a babe who is clearly heavily pregnant but seems to be removing her panties as if to encourage us to go and join her on the sofa. But it is obviously too late for that kind of nonsense. Areola!

The second in the two-day series of remixes of Morrissey single covers. Today's remix is for the song Pregnant For The Last Time. Let's skip the original cover and focus on the remix where we see a clearly pregnant babe who is, shall we say, not the best looking babe on the planet. Would she become pregnant again - only in a dark room using a blindfold - and therefore Mr Morrissey would be mostly correct in his assumption that this will not happen again. Resist!

This Is How We Do It, says Montell Jordan. But what is how you do it? The only advice given by the original cover is on how to look a bit pouty in black and white. The remix offers more salient advice. In it we see a pregnant babe who is showing us how she got into that state, or at least offering advice on how to do it. So that is how it is done. Who would have guessed? Mr Jordan? Maybe!