Final Exit - Fear Factory 
Tuesday, 21 February, 2017, 05:14 - Singles Of The 2010s
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fear factory final exit remixfear factory final exit 1The Final Exit is where Fear Factory are taking us. Their vision of this seems to be some symmetrical metal scorpion. Our vision of a final exit is rather different. Our exit is one which, after you go through it, there is no return. That must be why the babe who is about to go through it has decided not to take anything too valuable with her. She doesn't have her phone or computer, or, for that matter any of her clothes. Obviously the shoes she is wearing are of little monetary value. Let's wish her farewell. Bye!
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Parking Lot - Nelly Furtado 
Sunday, 22 January, 2017, 05:41 - Singles Of The 2010s
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nelly furtado parking lot remixnelly furtado parking lot 1Nelly Furtado's idea of a Parking Lot appears, if the cover artwork of her single is to be believed, to be an empty parking lot, with a tree growing in it. Our idea of a parking lot involves having a naked babe (well other than for her heels) waiting patiently against the wall of an underground parking lot until we return to let her into the car. The question, therefore, is which of these versions do you prefer? Garage!
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The Carol Of The Bells - Marillion 
Friday, 23 December, 2016, 05:56 - Singles Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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marillion carol of the bells remixmarillion carol of the bells 1There can never, ever, in the history of the world, be a better version of The Carol Of The Bells than that performed by the Swedish Chef of the Muppets. But the Marillion version is OK, if you like that kind of thing. The problem is that the cover artwork lacks any kind of bells. On the remix, we have taken a little poetic liberty and instead of a bell, have used a bauble or 'bore bell' which is just as seasonal and far more efficacious for the purposes of remixing. Yes, the Holiday season is driving us a little mad. Elbow!
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Better In Boots - Tyler Farr 
Monday, 5 December, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 2010s
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tyler farr better in boots 2tyler farr better in boots 1Nothing explains a song better on the cover artwork than putting the lyrics on it. Which is no doubt why Tyler Farr thought that it would be a good idea to put some of the lyrics of his song Better In Boots on the cover of his single. We, on the other hand, think that babes look hot in boots and on the remix we find a babe wearing boots, in the snow, close to a dangerously unstable precipice. Best that she wears boots in such circumstances otherwise she might cause an avalanche. Flake!
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Naked - Cheesa 
Friday, 18 November, 2016, 05:19 - Singles Of The 2010s
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cheesa naked 2cheesa naked 1To be fair to Cheesa, we would, under normal circumstances, rate the cover of her single Naked with full points. Not only is the artist on the cover, but she is demonstrating the title of the song by appearing naked. Bravo! What we did on the remix was only to reflect on the name Cheesa, by replacing her with a naked babe. Well she is almost naked, it's just that her extremities have been covered with cheese. Nice!
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Baggage Claim - Miranda Lambert 
Thursday, 11 August, 2016, 05:00 - Singles Of The 2010s
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miranda lambert baggage claim remixmiranda lambert baggage claim 1Another in our series of remixes to do with flying. And in this we find that the baggage for miss Miranda Lambert can be claimed at belt 24. That's where the Baggage Claim is, right. But on the original cover we find Ms Lambert standing in front of a sofa with her guitar. Where is the belt of despair where the baggage never arrives, or her suitcase. All a bit disappointing. On the remix we find a babe sitting on her baggage, drinking a glass of wine and waiting to be claimed. Is she lost luggage? We may never know.
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She's All I Want For Christmas - Lloyd 
Sunday, 6 December, 2015, 09:33 - Singles Of The 2010s, Christmas Crackers
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lloyd shes all i want for christmas 2lloyd shes all i want for christmas 1We can see why Lloyd would sing She's All I Want For Christmas judging by the cover artwork for his single. After all, the babe on the cover has a nice smile and a nice choice in clothing (or lack thereof). We occasionally get charged, here at AllBum.Art with the accusation that the material for our remixes focuses too heavily on the use of young, attractive babes and ignores the more mature variety. The remix of this song attempts to respond to some of those accusations by showing another babe that might be all that's needed for Christmas, being, as she is, an older babe wearing naught but stockings and heels. A Christmas stocking-filler, so to say. Red-breast!
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Autumn Dreams - Sky Motion 
Saturday, 14 November, 2015, 05:31 - Singles Of The 2010s
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sky motion autumn dreams 2sky motion autumn dreams 1Another autumn (or fall for those who speak the president's English and not the queen's) themed remix. When Sky Motion sing of Autumn Dreams, a glacial forest lake is not the first thing that springs to mind (get it, spring - it's another season). What is summoned (OK, not quite summer but a good try none the less) to mind is leaves of many colors, fallen (fall get it?) to the ground, and of course, a hot babe standing amongst them. Wonder if her name is winter? Solstice!
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Locked Out Of Heaven - Bruno Mars 
Tuesday, 27 October, 2015, 05:55 - Singles Of The 2010s
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bruno mars locked out of heaven remixbruno mars locked out of heaven 1Another remix for the eponymous Bruno Mars whose singles and albums seem to make excellent fodder for remixing. The idea of being Locked Out Of Heaven conjures up pictures of being stuck with no way to access the beauty of what lies behind. In that respect the original cover is just about OK, but the remix scores in so many additional ways. We find on the remix a babe who is locked behind bars, and we are on the other side of those bars. Locked out of heaven indeed. Locksmith!
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Shake Ya Ass - Mystikal 
Sunday, 11 October, 2015, 05:49 - Singles Of The 2010s
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mystikal shake ya ass remixmystikal shake ya ass 1We are disappointed with Mystikal because on the original cover of his single Shake Ya Ass, the one thing that ought to have been shown, is not shown. And that thing, the thing that should have been shown is a babe with an ass that could do with shakin'. Thank AllBum.Art then for ensuring that this glaring omission is correctly dealt with through the medium of a remix because there, on the remixed cover, is a babe whose ass is definitely one that could, and should be shaken. Bubble!
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