Dummy - Portishead 
Saturday, 29 July, 2017, 05:24 - Albums Of The 1990s
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portishead dummy remixportishead dummy 1Is that a Dummy pictured on the original front cover artwork of this album from Portishead? It looks more like a zombie than a dummy, and the blurry nature of the shot doesn't help clarify the truth. On the remix the truth is much clearer, as we find a naked babe who is real, and another who is a dummy. Of course we have no idea if the real babe is also a dummy, or whether she is smart, but as she seems to be making out with a mannequin, we can only assume she isn't that bright. Stupid!
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Rainforest - Paul Hardcastle 
Thursday, 27 July, 2017, 05:52 - Albums Of The 1980s
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paul hardcastle rainforest remixpaul hardcastle rainforest 1Dear Paul Hardcastle,

The next time you release an album and want someone to help with putting the artwork together, please get in touch.

The original cover for your album Rainforest fails on so many fronts, it isn't worth thinking about. Where is the rain, and where is the forest? Unless you class that fuzz of a hairstyle as a forest.

Instead take our remix and think of how cool it would have been if you had thought of putting a babe standing under a big leave in a rainforest on your original artwork.

Yours sincerely,

The AllBum.Art team.
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Hounds Of Love - Kate Bush 
Sunday, 9 July, 2017, 05:26 - Albums Of The 1980s
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kate bush hounds of love remixkate bush hounds of love 1Another remix for Kate Bush, this time for her 1985 album Hounds Of Love. On the original album cover artwork we find Ms Bush lying down with two mutts who she seems to like, so nearly full marks for sticking to the brief and showing off the singer and the title of the album. On the remix we find a different babe with two similar looking hounds. She is taking them for a walk, for some reason toplessly. Doggy!
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Superabundance - Young Knives 
Monday, 3 July, 2017, 05:34 - Albums Of The 2000s
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young knives superabundance 2young knives superabundance 1Sometimes we wonder whether, when putting together the artwork for the front cover of their albums and singles, artists really want to put something specific on them but are not allowed to by their record company. We think this might be the case for the Young Knives, whose original cover for Superabundance shows someone skidding on a motorbike. On the remix we find a mature babe who has an abundance of buns. If only she was dancing, the remix would be complete. Cherry!
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Dancing Shoes - September 
Wednesday, 7 June, 2017, 05:44 - Albums Of The 2000s
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september dancing shoes 2september dancing shoes 1Would you know it, September has an album with the same name as a single we remixed back in March by Dev, called Dancing Shoes. And once again, the original cover artwork lacks one essential detail. That is that the picture of Ms Marklund (for that is her real name) has been cropped above her ankles and we are at a loss to know what her dancing shoes look like. On the remix we find a babe who appears to be twerking in her dancing shoes which are black high-heel stiletto shoes. That is all she is dancing in though, as she has neglected the rest of her outfit. Silly girl!
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Poison - Bell Biv Devoe 
Sunday, 4 June, 2017, 05:29 - Albums Of The 1990s
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bell biv devoe poison 2bell biv devoe poison 1If you're going to release an album whose name is Poison, at least make the cover artwork slightly toxic. This is a lesson that Bell Biv Devoe seem to have skipped preferring, instead to concentrate on advertising themselves. The remix helps them do their learning, as we find a belle who is about to devour (see what we did there?) some poison that is bubbling away in her silver goblet. What happens next is unknown, however it can't end well, not least as she also appears to be standing chained in a dungeon. Lethal!
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In My Arms - Mylo 
Friday, 26 May, 2017, 05:39 - Albums Of The 2000s
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mylo in my arms 2mylo in my arms 1The original single cover artwork for In My Arms by Mylo shows a boy and a girl kissing and arguably passes the test for actually depicting the nature of the song on the cover as the boy has the girl's arms around his neck. The remix, therefore, doesn't really add anything except that the girl is now in need of having the boy's arms around her as she is wearing nothing more than a pair of shoes. Thankfully the boy's arms are saving her from any embarrassment at having forgotten the rest of her clothing. Shy!
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Beauty On A Back Street - Hall & Oakes 
Wednesday, 17 May, 2017, 05:49 - Albums Of The 1970s
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hall and oates beauty on a back street 2hall and oates beauty on a back street 1Another remix for that intrepid duo, Hall & Oates. This time it is the turn of their 1977 album Beauty On A Back Street to get remixed. The original album front cover artwork shows Mr Hall and Mr Oates looking somewhat furtive on a dinghy back street somewhere. Certainly there is no beauty in sight. On the remix we find a beauty on a back street in the form of a babe who, for some unexplained reason, chooses to hang around back streets in naught but her high heel shoes. Go figure!
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Little Red Boots - Lindi Ortega 
Wednesday, 22 March, 2017, 05:10 - Albums Of The 2010s, Singles Of The 2010s
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lindi ortega little red boots 1lindi ortega little red boots 2lindi ortega little red boots remix

Another triple play from AllBum.Art, this time Little Red Boots from Lindi Ortega. We give Ms Ortega nearly full points for the original album (and single) cover artwork as it shows the singer wearing red boots, thus our remixes are largely redundant (but fun nonetheless). In the first we find a babe wearing her red boots and not much else. In the second remix we find a plump old bird seemingly proud of red boots which she is showing off, to the detriment of her other clothing. Maroon!
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The Bride - Bat For Lashes 
Wednesday, 15 March, 2017, 06:03 - Albums Of The 2010s
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bat for lashes the bride remixbat for lashes the bride 1When Bat For Lashes put together the original cover artwork for their album The Bride, they made a valiant attempt to score high points (on the AllBum.Art scale) in that they have a picture of a band member who is wearing vaguely bridal attire. On the remix, the band member has been lost, but in her stead we have an alternative bride, whose attire is both more bridal, yet more minimal. At the same time the words fake, reflection and mirror come to mind, amongst other things. Wed!
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