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      • Puppet On A String - Sandie Shaw
        30/11/16
        Sandie Shaw sings about a Puppet On A String, but on the cover of her single there is only a picture of Ms Shaw. There is no sign of any puppet and nor is there any indication of the string on which the puppet is strung. On the remix we find a babe tied up with string, or at least tied up with som

      • Rock Bottom - Lynsey De Paul & Mike Moran
        29/11/16
        Let's play word association... 'Rock Bottom'... Did you think of a man and a woman resting their chins on their fists, wearing waistcoat suits and red flowers? No? Well apparently that's what Lynsey De Paul and Mike Moran thought of when they were given the choice to select a p

      • On Point - House Of Pain
        28/11/16
        Pointy, pointy, ooh la, la, pointy pointy. That is how the lyrics of On Point by House Of Pain might have gone if they'd left them to have been written by an idiot. But the lyrics are not what concerns us, it's just the artwork that we feature. The original cover shows the band, well al

      • Louboutins - Jennifer Lopez
        27/11/16
        What could be more iconic than Louboutins when it comes to shoes? And on the original single cover artwork we find that Jennifer Lopez does appear to be wearing said shoes which we know as the heels are painted red. Full marks on the AllBum.Art score card for a cover that shows the artist and the

      • While I Shovel The Snow - The Walkmen
        26/11/16
        While I Shovel The Snow, it seems that The Walkmen are not going to help but are going to stand around under a bridge staring towards the icy river beyond. Thankfully, on the remix, we find a babe who is more than willing to help shovel the snow, and she has all the necessary equipment, including a

      • I Have Nothing - Whitney Houston
        26/11/16
        When Whitney Houston tells is that I Have Nothing, we don't believe this to be strictly true. Not least, the original single cover artwork shows her to have a nice black dress. On the remix we find a babe who really does have nothing. Not only does she not have a dress to wear, but it seems

      • Push In The Bush - Clair Hicks And Love Exchange
        25/11/16

        A triple-play of remixes and ones that fall within our 'X-rated remixes' category. The original cover for Clair Hicks And Love Exchange is nothing more than the title of the song and the name of the band against a marbled backdrop. The two remixxes follow an identical theme, that o

      • Ouch - Ohio Players
        24/11/16
        The original cover for the Ohio Players album Ouch! shows a babe who appears to have gotten something stuck in her ass, and is experiencing a certain amount of pain extracting it, but it is not clear what is stuck there. On the remi-xxx (yes another of our xxx-rated remixes) the situation becomes c

      • This Is Hardcore - Pulp
        23/11/16
        With a title like This Is Hardcore, this album by Pulp was always destined to be 'Remi-XXX-ed' instead of just a regular remix, and just to make matters even more merry, there are two remixes for your enjoyment. The original cover hints at hardcore through the use of a topless babe positi

      • Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
        22/11/16
        Having seen yesterday's remix of a track by The Stone Roses, we received a user submitted remix of Fools Gold from Maark Aardman (not sure why there are so many extra 'a's in his name) from Bolton, England. Maark says:Our lad needs some gold that would make a fool of you, get in!We d

      • Love Spreads - Stone Roses
        21/11/16
        What spreads? Butter? Jelly? Rumours? Wildfire? No, it's love... Love Spreads according to The Stone Roses. The thing is that their original artwork provides no indication whatsoever of how this spreading of love is to take place. On the remix we find a babe whose love is spread about as wide

      • Don't Kill The Whale - Yes
        20/11/16
        A noble cause, 'Save The Whales', and one to which band Yes clearly subscribe given the title of their single Don't Kill The Whale. The original cover artwork for their single highlights the plight of these majestic creatures as we find a whale who is thrashing about in the sea. Lit

      • Ginger Bread - Frankie Avalon
        19/11/16
        Whether you write it Ginger Bread (as 2 words) or Gingerbread (as 1 word) makes little difference to the cover of this single from Frankie Avalon. The original artwork shows Mr Avalon looking rather dashing in his 50s style get-up. On the remix we find a babe whose nickname at school was gingerbre

      • Naked - Cheesa
        18/11/16
        To be fair to Cheesa, we would, under normal circumstances, rate the cover of her single Naked with full points. Not only is the artist on the cover, but she is demonstrating the title of the song by appearing naked. Bravo! What we did on the remix was only to reflect on the name Cheesa, by repla

      • Naked Truth - Jeanette
        17/11/16
        We so enjoy remixing artwork for singles or albums which have 'naked' in the title. On this occasion it is the turn of Jeanette and her album Naked Truth. The original cover shows the singer sitting quietly in a corner but is she naked? No. And that's the truth! On the remix we f

      • The Hardest Button To Button - The White Stripes
        16/11/16
        What is The Hardest Button To Button? According to the original cover of the single by The White Stripes, the answer is a button with the number '3' on it, though it does appear that the person pressing the button has a broken finger, which can't make it any easier. On the remix we

      • The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking - Roger Waters
        15/11/16
        We have to hand it to Roger Waters, the cover of his album The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking ably demonstrates some of the pros. It is, of course, perfectly normal to find a naked babe standing by the side of the street with her thumb out trying to flag down a vehicle to give her a lift. So much so

      • I Hear Music In The Streets - Unlimited Touch
        14/11/16
        What do you hear? I Hear Music In The Streets, and so, it seems, do Unlimited Touch. That may be the case, but the cover of their single has no indication that they are hearing music, nor of where the street is. On the remix we find a babe dancing in the street, so clearly there must be music arou

      • My Toot Toot - Denise Lasalle
        13/11/16
        Don't play with My Toot Toot, is what Denise Lasalle told us not to do. But given the smile she is exuding on the cover of her single, you are left wondering whether someone hasn't already tweaked her toot toot to her satisfaction (which is why she wishes no further interaction with it).

      • Rocket Man - Elton John
        12/11/16
        Another remix for Elton John (or Frisbee Headland as he is known here at AllBum.Art for reasons that are too complex to get into). Continuing the 'outer space' theme, we find Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long Long Parenthesis). On the original cover we find Mr Dwight lookin

      • Dancing In Outer Space - Atmosfear
        11/11/16
        Get your space suits ready as we head off Dancing In Outer Space with Atmosfear. And on the original cover that's exactly what we have - someone is a space suit - and they may be dancing though we are reliably informed (Dave's mum said so) that the material of the suits is quite bulky and

      • Explosion - Champagne
        10/11/16
        We like the original cover of Explosion by Champagne, as it promises so much. A babe, in high heels and stockings ready to pop a cork and let the champagne flow. Nice. On the remix we find that the bottle is open, the champagne has flowed and the stockings and heels are nowhere to be seen. Not ju

      • Contrasts - David Carroll
        09/11/16
        A real oldie, this 1959 album from David Carroll called Contrasts. On the original cover we find Mr Carroll in his 1950s swimming costume ready to dive into a bucket of water whilst a bikini
        clad beach babe poses in front of him (and somewhat to his surprise it would seem). On the remix the

      • Best Of - The Fatback Band
        08/11/16
        Another cover which scores quite highly without the remix, the Best Of The Fatback Band shows us a cute babe who is using her hand to do the job that her panties would more commonly undertake. On the remix little has changed other than that the hands of the babe concerned have moved to her hips, th

      • Naive - The Kooks
        07/11/16
        What is Naive about the cover of The Kooks song? It seems that the situation is that some guy is sitting next to some babe who seems to have reasonable legs. Beyond that we can't tell any more about the story. On the remix we find that the guy has had a better chance to examine the goods and

      • Let No Man Put Asunder - First Choice
        06/11/16
        What a cute play on words. When First Choice sing Let No Man Put Asunder, they could equally be singing Let No Man Put Us Under. See what they did there? Well let's see what we did on the remix as we replaced the skin-tight leotard wearing band members with a wedding which doesn't look

      • Fire Brigade - The Move
        05/11/16
        Having seen our recent The Move regular contributor Phil Darnall of England sent us this remix of Fire Brigade. Phil tells us that in England on 5 November there are lots of fires built and burned all over the country to celebrate the fact that the government was not burned down in the sixteenth ce

      • Boogie Down - Blackwell
        04/11/16
        It can be disappointing to stumble across the artwork for an album which really doesn't need remixing, as where's the fun in that. So the cover for Boogie Down by Blackwell, which already features two naked babes, really does not require a remix. That doesn't mean we can't try,

      • New Shoes - Paolo Nutini
        03/11/16
        So, Paolo Nutini wishes to regale us with his song about New Shoes does he? That's as maybe, but taking a look at the cover artwork of his single, we can't even see if he is wearing shoes, let alone how aged they are. On the remix we find a babe wearing very shiny high heel shoes. Are t

      • Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
        02/11/16
        What a Wicked Game you play, that is what Chris Isaak sings. But does the cover artwork for his single explain anything about the nature of this game? It doesn't (other than, perhaps, having made Mr Isaak seem a little glum). The remix shows us more of the game, which appears to involve tapi

      • Bring Me To Live - Evanescence
        01/11/16
        Halloween might be over, so it's time to revive those flagging senses and what reinvigorate the body. In effect you need to Bring Me To Life, which Evanescence can help us with. The thing is, on the original cover, the band member facing us seems more deadly than alive. To be fair, on the re

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