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      • Heaven And Hell - Vangelis
        31/08/15
        It is probably understandable that back in the 1970s when synth-pop pioneers like Vangelis were perfecting their art, that they spent less time on the covers of their albums and singles than the music contained therein. But as time as moved on, help is at hand and in the remix of Heaven And Hell we

      • Reflections - Diana Ross And The Supremes
        30/08/15
        Reflections of, the way life used to be. That's what Diana Ross And The Supremes sing of in this 1960s Motown classic. The original cover shows Mr Ross and the Supremes but there's no mirror image, no upturned picture, no flipped-over photograph. The remix sadly does away with the origi

      • Born Naked - Ru Paul
        29/08/15
        Born Naked. Of course that's true of anyone, even Ru Paul. But we don't think that Mr Paul (or is it Mrs Paul, we never know) was specifically meaning that. Or at least even if (s)he was, there's scope for a sexy remix. And on the sexy remix are two babes. One has already been bo

      • Starships Over Alice - Arctic Moon
        28/08/15
        Let us not, in any way, focus on how crapulent the original cover of Starships Over Alice by Arctic Moon is, but instead focus on how the cromulent the remix has become. And why is the remix so improved? The simple addition of Alice, at least that is what we believe her name to be, who is fighting

      • Wind Of Change - Scorpions
        27/08/15
        For such an obscure band, the Scorpions fare well here at AllBum.Art for remixes. This time it is one of their biggest and best known songs that gets the remix treatment, Wind Of Change. On the original cover the wind of change is blowing nowhere in particular as the band stand around looking moro

      • Queen Of Rain - Roxette
        26/08/15
        Though our short run of automotive related remixes is now over, we have at least managed to connect today's remix to yesterday's through the medium of having the same band, in this case Nordic nightingales Roxette. Today it is their single Queen Of Rain that has hit the AllBum.Art remixin

      • Sleeping In My Car - Roxette
        25/08/15
        Continuing this temporary car fixation that we're having, here is a remix of Sleeping In My Car by Swedish songstrels Roxette. On the original cover we find the band members - um - that's it. Just the band members. On the remix we see a babe who may or may not be asleep, and though she

      • Cars - Gary Numan
        24/08/15
        What better song to continue our theme of cars than a song called Cars, by Gary Numan. But poor Mr Numan as it appears that, on the original cover, the car that he is meant to have been driving has been stolen, leaving him looking very silly holding an invisible steering wheel. The remix has lots a

      • In Your Car - The Cool Notes
        23/08/15
        A bit of a run on songs about, connected with, or mentioning cars is afoot here at AllBum.Art. Today it is the turn of The Cool Notes and their song In Your Car. Though we would give the band a few points for putting a picture of themselves on the cover, where is the car and who is in it? The rem

      • Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
        22/08/15
        Ah yes, what a great combination, a Fast Car and a pretty woman. However, and with all due respect to Tracy Chapman, there are prettier women that could be pictures alongside a fast car. And furthermore, the original cover of Ms Chapman's song does not feature a car which is a big omission in

      • Naked - Scarlet
        21/08/15
        Sometimes we stumble across an album or single whose remix needs no thought at all. Naked by Scarlet is one of those pieces of artwork. The original cover shows the two members of the band but are they scarlet? No. Are they naked? No. The remix solves both these problems as we find a scarlet-ha

      • Shocked - Kylie Minogue
        20/08/15
        We have, in general, steered away from using 'celebrity fakes' to provide remixes for album or single artwork here at AllBum.Art but for some reason, we couldn't resist this one. Kylie Minogue is Shocked, according to the cover of her single, but she looks less shocked and more elect

      • Nothin' My Love Can't Fix - Joey Lawrence
        19/08/15
        A reasonable effort by Joey Lawrence on the cover of his single Nothin' My Love Can't Fix. Reasonable in the sense that Mr Lawrence is wearing an outfit that you might expect some kind of up themselves car mechanic to wear, though being clearly so vain about his appearance, it might be ex

      • She Drive's Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals
        18/08/15
        According to the Fine Young Cannibals, otherwise penned as FYC apparently, She Drives Me Crazy. What would drive anyone crazy is the cover of a single that shows neither the band, nor who she is, nor what she is driving of why her style of driving would make anyone crazy. The remixed cover of the

      • Key To My Life - Boyzone
        17/08/15
        What is the Key To My Life? It is Boyzone? Sadly it is not. The key to my life is probably the 'enter' key on my keyboard. So on to the remix then, and on the original cover we see the boyz of the band looking all moody and 1990s. On the remix we see a babe with her enter key poised o

      • Silver Dream Machine - David Essex
        16/08/15
        In many ways, this remix of Silver Dream Machine by David Essex needs virtually no explanation at all. The original shows Mr Essex sitting astride his own version of a silver dream machine, a.k.a. a motorbike. The remix shows a similar silver motorbike but instead of Mr Essex sitting astride it, i

      • Hot For Teacher - Van Halen
        15/08/15
        Hot For Teacher is what Van Halen was in this 1984 single and from the original cover it is fairly clear to see why. Teacher, in her short dress, high heels and pantyhose is clearly pretty hot. So in essence, there is little for the team here at AllBum.Art to do. Yawn. But there's always ro

      • Jeans On - David Dundas
        14/08/15
        When I wake up, in the morning light, I pull on my jeans and I feel all right... chh chh. That is how David Dundas opens this song called Jeans On, chh chh. The original cover shows Lord Dundas (for that is his official title) but it is not clear whether he is wearing jeans or not as all we can see

      • Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
        13/08/15
        The first drum beats at the start of Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship signal the beginning of something incredibly familiar. The cover is just as familiar to the millions who bought the single in the 1980s. The remix keeps a lot of this familiarity but also adds an answer to the questio

      • Music For Hangovers - Various Artists
        12/08/15
        Any record on the 'High In-Fidelity' record label must be a good start and Music For Hangovers by Various Artists is no exception. We like the original cover which shows four babes sitting at a bar, drinking. Hair of the dog, no doubt. The remix then probably doesn't add a lot other

      • Strip Along With Us - Various Artists
        11/08/15
        The first of two days where we have remixed albums with great titles, and, to be fair, covers which are not bad either. The first by 'Various Artists...!' is Strip Along With Us. We rate the original cover quite highly as it has a good looking babe who we would love to strip along with,

      • Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond
        10/08/15
        Another triple-play from us here at AllBum.Art. Little Jimmy Osmond sings to us about his Long Haired Lover From Liverpool but, sadly, does not show us what she looks like. We have no idea either, but we have provided you with two options. Option 1 is a long haired babe who is clearly in the mood

      • Tied To The 90's - Travis
        09/08/15
        Not the first remix for Scottish songsters Travis. This time it is the turn of their song Tied To The 90's. According to the band, the 90's consists of a 1980's ghetto-blaster painted in garish colors. Why would we want to be tied to that? Instead, on the remixed cover artwork, we

      • Tie Your Mother Down - Queen
        08/08/15
        Another remix for rock legends Queen. Tie Your Mother Down was one of their more obscure 1970s hits and the original cover may have something to do with this. Though it displays the band's fancy logo, and shows a picture of the band, where is mother and who, what or where is she being tied do

      • Get Lifted - John Legend
        07/08/15
        Get Lifted! That is what John Legend is telling us to do on the cover artwork of his album. But is he? There is no indication that his mouth is moving to give us this instruction. Nor is there any particular sign of what it is that is to be lifted. All very mysterious. Or at least it is until y

      • Stairway Of Love - Michael Holliday
        06/08/15
        A Stairway Of Love, that is what Michael Holliday sings about in this 1950s crooner style song. And who could not forgive Mr Holliday for putting his croony face on the cover of his single? But surely something better can be done? Of course it can. That is why we here at AllBum.Art exist, to serv

      • Big In Japan - Alphaville
        05/08/15
        Alphaville tell us that they are Big In Japan. They may indeed have been the case in the 1980s. We don't know if it's true and can't even be bothered to look it up to find out. What we do know is that volleyball is big in Japan. Also that young naked women are also quite a big dea

      • Pull Up To The Bumper - Grace Jones
        04/08/15
        Ah yes. Grace Jones. No mystery to odd pictures and weird remixes. The original cover shows Ms Jones in a typical pose. Boxing wear including a t-shirt that is too small (or maybe not, depending on your point of view). But no sign of any transport that might require a bumper to be pulled up to.

      • Food For Thought - UB40
        03/08/15
        The original cover of Food For Thought by British reggae band UB40 is extremely poor indeed (as those British say). But this was the band's first single so perhaps they were poor at the time and therefore unable to afford a proper cover. We, at AllBum.Art have therefore done them the honor of

      • Four Little Heels - Brian Hyland
        02/08/15
        A user submitted entry by Colin Hesketh of England. We will let Colin tell you the story.The original of Four Little Heels by Brian Hyland doesn't have any heels on it at all. My remix has two women, both wearing heels, which maked 4 heels in total.
        Quite right Colin. We note that they

      • You Lift Me Up - Rebekah Ryan
        01/08/15
        Rebekah Ryan sings You Lift Me Up. But the odd thing is that on the cover of her single, there is no evidence of any lifting going on. That being said, her feet are off the bottom of the picture and it is therefore quite possible that there is someone or something doing some lifting that is out of

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