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      • Power Of A Woman - Eternal
        31/07/16
        Eternal sing sweetly for us about the Power Of A Woman as the sit sweetly in sepia-toned silence. Now this may be a powerful picture to some people, but we prefer our power more obvious and so on the remix we have replaced the girl band with a woman whose power is so strong, she is connected up to

      • Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
        30/07/16
        Loving You Has Made Me Bananas, or so sings Guy Marks. As if to demonstrate this, the original cover shows Mr Marks standing impossibly inside the skin of a banana that is being unpeeled by a sexy sixties babe. On the first remix we see a more modern mistress eating a banana. On the second remix.

      • Stop And Stare - One Republic
        29/07/16
        What would make you Stop And Stare? Well, according to One Republic, if the cover of their single is to be believed, it is the chiselled faces of the band themselves. Sadly, that doesn't work for us and so on the remix we find a babe who would certainly make you stop and stare if you bumped i

      • High - Lighthouse Family
        28/07/16
        It would seem that the Lighthouse Family may be vertically challenged. The other remix on the AllBum.Art web-site is 'Lifted' and this one is called High. The original cover may show the band members standing on a very high platform, or they may be on the ground, it is difficult to tell.

      • Pool Hall Richard - The Faces
        27/07/16
        Who is Pool Hall Richard? Sadly, we may never know as The Faces chose to display a silhouette of the band members on the cover of their single instead of aiding us by answering the question. In the remix, the answer is still no clearer, but what we do learn is that there seems to be a hot babe si

      • Blue Jean - David Bowie
        26/07/16
        David Bowie is a regular source of remixes here at AllBum.Art so finding Blue Jean here is no real surprise. What is surprising is that the original cover, though very blue, does not introduce us to Jean, whoever she may be. On the remix we find a babe who may, or may not, be called Jean. But she

      • Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
        25/07/16
        Looking for a little Afternoon Delight, that is what the Starland Vocal Band were trying to do but sadly the cover of their single fails to do this in any satisfactory way. A yellow lion hardly portrays a time of day, let alone an associated emotion. The remix fixed this with a group of ladies sit

      • The Sun Goes Down (Living It Up) - Level 42
        24/07/16
        As The Sun Goes Down, Level 42 entice us to buy their song by putting a badly drawn, 2-dimensional representation of some steps on the cover of their single. Now if you are going to live it up after sunset, or at least during sunset as the sun goes down, it would be helpful to have a party babe to d

      • Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band
        23/07/16
        There is a tradition, in some circles, to dance to Oops Upside Your Head by The Gap Band by sitting down on the floor, one person behind another, and then flailing your arms around in time to the music whilst rocking backwards and forwards (no, trust us, there really is). We could not find a suitab

      • Down That Road - Shara Nelson
        22/07/16
        What road should we be heading down, Shara Nelson? Why, Down That Road of course. But which road is that? It is the road where you hold your hands together in prayer and stare out into great white nothingness. OK, but that's not really very helpful is it, couldn't you point us in the ri

      • Cover My Eyes (Pain And Heaven) - Marillion
        21/07/16
        This remix comes with a warning. When a single such as Cover My Eyes (Pain And Heaven) by Marillion comes along, the remix team go a little cooky. The original cover is immensely dull, but the remix truly reflects heaven and pain and if you click to see the full-size version you may definitely want

      • In The Bush - Musique
        20/07/16
        It's nice, sometimes, to be able to bring you remixes of tracks where even the original artwork is rare. Today it's the turn of Musique and their single In The Bush. It appears there are several meanings of the word 'bush' and on the original cover it seems to mean 'piece

      • Lipstick Powder And Paint - Shakin' Stevens
        19/07/16
        Good 'ole Shakin Stevens, whoever he is, sings about Lipstick Powder And Paint. But he isn't wearing any of those things on the cover artwork of his single. Thankfully there is an easy fix for this and on the remix we see a babe tidying her lipstick up, after having already dealt with he

      • Paint Me Down - Spandau Ballet
        18/07/16
        Just because we had a whole week dedicated to Spandau Ballet remixes, doesn't mean there isn't room not to add yet another one. And hence we give you Paint Me Down. We have no idea what the picture on the original cover is meant to be illustrating, but we do know that on the remix is a w

      • Nice - Fat Larry's Band
        17/07/16
        Another remix for Fat Larry's Band, and this time it's Nice! Nice, according to the original cover artwork, infers a bride wearing white lingerie including fishnet tights and high heels. Nice would be a good word to describe that apparition. In the remix nothing much has changed other t

      • Zoom - Fat Larry's Band
        16/07/16
        So what is going on, on the original cover of Zoom by Fat Larry's Band? It seems that there is a babe holding a hack-saw standing amidst a gang of jailbirds, whilst a large guy (Fat Larry himself no doubt) appears to be trying to keep them at bay. The remix is much more zoom-related and has a

      • Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
        15/07/16
        Brownsville Station don't tell us anything of value with the picture on the cover of their single Smokin' In The Boy's Room (which, we note from a pedantic perspective, with the apostrophe so positioned refers to a room that belongs to just one boy - had it been a room belonging to mu

      • Another Suitcase In Another Hall - Madonna
        14/07/16
        Another Suitcase In Another Hall by Madonna is a song taken from the musical Evita. The original cover artwork may have even been set on the streets of Argentina where the musical is set. The remix sees something very odd occurring. One stocking-clad babe is sealing another similarly attired babe

      • Painter Man - The Creation
        13/07/16
        Painter Man by The Creations is perhaps better know for the cover version by Boney M. And the reason why may be clear from the cover of the single. On the original artwork we find the members of the band, standing around looking moody (why do so many bands think that this makes for a good cover?)

      • I Missed Again - Phil Collins
        12/07/16
        I Missed Again, or at least that is what Phil Collins tells us. On the original cover artwork, we can see that Mr Collins has indeed missed a little, in that his upper torso is offset from his lower torso. On the remix we find a woman who seems to have been aiming to piss in a pot, but has missed.

      • Humpin' Around - Bobby Brown
        11/07/16
        Another AllBum.Art remix for Bobby Brown, this time for his single Humpin' Around. Now a song with such a suggestive title owes itself a pretty good cover, right? Not so. Though a picture of Mr Brown clicking his fingers in a potentially jovial mood may be some people's dream of humpin&

      • Look Away - Big Country
        10/07/16
        Look Away, go on, avert your eyes. Turn the other cheek. Divert your gaze. That is what Big Country would have us do but then again, the original cover of their single is so uninspiring that looking at something else is definitely a better option. On the remix we find a babe strolling along a har

      • Hello This Is Joanie - Paul Evans
        09/07/16
        Hello This Is Joanie (subtitled The Telephone Answering Machine Song) deserves to get Paul Evans a vote for one of the most tantalizingly dull single covers ever. Instead of showing us who Joanie is, he insists on just showing us the other end of the phone line. We, however, have managed to find a

      • Love Like A Fountain - Ian Brown
        08/07/16
        What does Love Like A Fountain look like? Well (well - get it?), according to Ian Brown, it looks like a very badly scrawled picture of his face. Then again, some may argue that the aesthetics of such a picture are counter-pointed by the underlying juxtaposition of the colors and the brush-strokes

      • Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins
        07/07/16
        The first ever AllBum.Art four-play, yes not one, not two but three remixes of the cover of Doctor Doctor by the Thompson Twins. On the original cover we see the band members doing in impersonation of what could only be described as a witchdoctor. On the first remix, we find a babe lying down on t

      • Full Moon - Brandy
        06/07/16
        Another in our occasional series of XXX-rated remixes that we like to call 'remi-XXX-es'. Today it is the turn of R&B singer Brandy and her album Full Moon. On the original cover we find a picture of the singer, and of the moon, so a reasonably good score for artistic interpretation.

      • Caught In The Middle - A1
        05/07/16
        A1 are Caught In The Middle, or so they say. But on the cover of their single, it seems that it is some kind of black pole that is caught in the middle of the band, and not the band members that are caught up. On the remix we find a guy who is definitely caught in the middle... of two buxom babes

      • Amorica - Black Crowes
        04/07/16
        What screams 'Fourth of July' better than Amorica by the Black Crowes. Or more specifically, the nice star spangled banner that adorns the front of the cover of the album. Or even more specifically, the promise of sexy celebrations that lies beneath the flag. Our first remix makes the fl

      • Chooza Looza - Maria Willson
        03/07/16
        We have no idea what Maria Willson is singing about in her single Chooza Looza. Is it, on the one hand, shorthand for 'choose a loser' meaning that someone has been given a choice but whichever choice they take, will mean they end up with a loser. Or does it mean 'chooser, loser'

      • Take It To The Top - Kool And The Gang
        02/07/16
        It would seem, from the original cover artwork of Take It To The Top by Kool And The Gang, that what has been taken to the top, is not the band, but the camera that has taken the picture of the band. We know this because of the odd perspective of the photo. In the remix we see a babe who has been

      • Sunshine - Gabrielle
        01/07/16
        What better way to start July than with a song about Sunshine, and so we find ourselves remixing a song with just that name by Gabrielle. We struggled with the original cover, to decide whether the odd lighting conditions were caused by sunshine, or whether they were a symptom of a badly set-up cam

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