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      • Crumblin' Down - John Cougar Mellencamp
        30/04/15
        Yet another suggestion for a remix by our good buddy Scott of Orlando, FL. We liked his recommendation to remix Crumblin' Down by John Cougar Mellencamp, especially because the original cover of the single is just so damned awful. On it we see Mr Mellencamp trying to stop his jeans falling do

      • Hey Man, Nice Shot - Filter
        29/04/15
        Completing our very short two day run of remixed artwork around the topic of tennis, we have the 1995 single by Filter, entitled Hey Man, Nice Shot. But does the original cover provide any indication of how the game is going? No, but the remix does. The only problem is that the title suggests it

      • First Serve - De La Soul
        28/04/15
        Another remix for Long Island hip-hop gangstas De La Soul, and the first of two in a series of remixes which, for no particular reason, focus on tennis. The original cover of First Serve shows the band sitting around doing what hip-hop gangstas do - playing with money and looking threatening. The

      • It Keeps Rainin' (Tears From My Eyes) - Bitty Mclean
        27/04/15
        A reggae song about rain. On the one hand, it does rain a lot in the Caribbean, being tropical and all. On the other, keeping raining does not make a good tourist advertisement for the region. So kudos to Bitty Mclean for his song It Keeps Rainin' (Tears From My Eyes) for balancing out these

      • Sail Away - David Gray
        26/04/15
        David Gray tells us to Sail Away. But David, why? According to the original cover of his single, it is because David looks so uninspired by his own song that we would want to get away from it as quickly as possible. To rectify this problem, in the remix we have replaced Mr Gray by a naughty naval

      • Midnight In Chelsea - Jon Bon Jovi
        25/04/15
        The first remix here at AllBum.Art for the solo Jon Bon Jovi and we find him standing around at Midnight In Chelsea. Unfortunately for us, the picture of Mr Jovi tells us nothing of the goings-on so late at night. Fortunately for us, the remix tells a different story and we can more clearly see wh

      • Horny - Mousse T Versus Hot 'N' Juicy
        24/04/15
        One of those songs that evokes summer vacations of yore, drinking all night, kissing strangers and worse, Horny by Mousse T Versus Hot 'N' Juicy is the archetypical spring break anthem. So why does the cover show a lounge lizard lothario and two bored looking babes? No doubt they are the

      • I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked - Ida Maria
        23/04/15
        In general, we would agree with the sentiment in I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked by Ida Maria, but that sentiment is not reflected on the original cover of the single which just shows Ms Maria in what looks like a Mickey Mouse Club t-shirt. The remix offers up two pictures of the sa

      • Candy - Aggro Santos Featuring Kimberly Wyatt
        22/04/15
        Candy, right? That is what Aggro Santos Featuring Kimberly Wyatt are singing about isn't it? Yes? Well why then, does the cover just feature Mr Santos and Ms Wyatt who appear to be cold, given that they are so well wrapped up? Where's the candy? Thankfully the remix of the cover artwor

      • We Are All Prostitutes - The Pop Group
        21/04/15
        This doozy of a single was brought to our attention by Matt Tresh of Batley, England. Matt didn't offer to remix the cover of We Are All Prostitutes by The Pop Group, he just said it would surely make a good subject. We agree with you Matt and have taken the original cover and replaced the wo

      • Trampolene - Julian Cope
        20/04/15
        Now the question is this... Did Julian Cope purposefully mis-spell the word trampoline on the cover of his single Trampolene, or is he just dyslexic? The answer to this perplexing and rather pointless question is simple... who cares! Instead let's care about the content of the artwork itself

      • Rhythmic Feet - AKB
        19/04/15
        A rather obscure disco album from the 1970s? Yes! Why? Because the original cover of Rhythmic Feet by AKB shows a babe in red high heels, wearing a red dress sitting on a piano. And? And, the remix shows the same. So? So the babe has aged a little since the 70s but seems to have remained in p

      • Sexy Girl - Big Zero
        18/04/15
        We couldn't decide whether Big Zero scored anything at all, or just a big fat zero, with the cover of their single Sexy Girl. OK, it shows a girl, but not everyone's idea of sexy is to have that girl painted as a leopard. Maybe we're wrong but we thought that a better sexy girl for

      • Fairies Wear Boots - Black Sabbath
        17/04/15
        According to heavy metal gurus Black Sabbath, Fairies Wear Boots. But according to the cover of their single, what actually happens is that the band members stand around at dusk (or is it dawn) in a forest. Perhaps they are waiting to see if they can find any fairies. The remix helps them along a

      • Hi Ho Silver Lining - Jeff Beck
        16/04/15
        Jeff Beck obviously believes that the most important thing to put on the cover of his single Hi Ho Silver Lining is... himself! OK Mr Beck, we can see how you could think that, and that does at least give you some points for effort, but there are so many better things that could be on the cover. L

      • Moon - Virus
        15/04/15
        It's always a genuine pleasure to receive a submission from someone who visits the site. This time, Barry Coopland of England has provided us with a remix of Moon by Virus. Barry tells us:This was a banger back in the day but the cover was shit. I put a topless babe on a beach on it instead.<

      • Saddle Up - David Christie
        14/04/15
        Saddle Up and ride your pony, is what David Christie tells us to do. But the original cover of his single only pays homage to Mr Christie himself and provides no indication of how, what, or who should be saddled. So AllBum.Art brings you another triple-play of remixes (well two remixes actually, an

      • Chain Reaction - Diana Ross
        13/04/15
        Now, what should be done with a song title like Chain Reaction by Diana Ross? Well obviously some kind of picture depicting a babe tied up in chains, having a reaction. Not an allergic reaction but something more sensual. The problem is that there are so many 'chained-up' pictures to ch

      • X - Ed Sheeran
        12/04/15
        Now you might think that the title of Ed Sheeran's album X reflects some kind of adult theme. In reality it is just an abbreviation for multiply. But that doesn't stop us here at AllBum.Art from ignoring this fact and providing a remix that has an adult theme. In this case the X-rated c

      • You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
        11/04/15
        You Can't Hurry Love, or so say The Supremes in their 1966 single. But why is this the case, because the original single cover doesn't really explain it, unless it is because the band are about to fall off the stage and thus slow motion is needed. In the remix, we find that love really d

      • Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) - Joe Tex
        10/04/15
        It was OK in the 70s to have titles of songs such as Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman), but today, Joe Tex would no doubt find himself with a lawsuit on his hands for causing offense to the consumptionally challenged. So to help him overcome his dislike of larger ladies, the rem

      • Boops (Here To Go) - Sly And Robbie
        09/04/15
        Another song whose title is clearly misspelled. Boops (Here To Go).. what is boops when it is at home? We think Sly And Robbie were having a bit of fun and really wanted to sing about boobs but were unable to do so because it would have been inappropriate in the 80s. Today, however, such things a

      • Babooshka - Kate Bush
        08/04/15
        Another artwork remix for weird British songstress Kate Bush, whose name alone almost screams for a remix. But in this case, it is the title of the song that is doing the screaming. We don't quite know what Babooshka is, but it is an anagram of "boobs a.k.a. 'h'" (OK, so t

      • Get Ready - The Temptations
        07/04/15
        We're goin' back in time, to nineteen sixty-nine, where groovin' was sublime and... you get the idea. Get Ready is a soul classic from The Temptations, and in true sixties style, the original cover shows the band ready to groove. The remix, on the other hand, shows two babes who are

      • All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
        06/04/15
        Now we all know what Meghan Trainor is singing about in her single All About That Bass. She is singing about the lower register of the female body, the bottom end of the frequency range. Hell, let's just say it, she's talking about ass, pure and simple. So why does the original cover art

      • Ooh La La - Britney Spears
        05/04/15
        One of those remixes prompted by finding a weird picture rather than by the song itself. Mind you, Ooh La La is the kind of title that is ideal for a remix anyway, given it's Parisian connotations. Anyway, the original single shows a blue smurf, who vaguely resembles Ms Spears which is perhaps

      • Send Me An Angel - Scorpions
        04/04/15
        Returning to another topic we enjoy remixing, angels, this remix of Send Me And Angel by the Scorpions is a particular favorite of ours. The original cover artwork does a reasonable job having, as it does, a picture of an angel on it. In this sense, the remix makes no improvements, the only change

      • Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
        03/04/15
        Once we knew that we were having a week of mirror based remixes of cover artwork, Adam who normally sits quietly in the corner of the AllBum.Art office burst into fits of giggles. After we had managed to calm him down he explained his idea for a remix of Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson, at whi

      • Mirror In The Bathroom - The Beat
        02/04/15
        Yes, you guessed right, another mirror based remix and oddly from another British band, The Beat (known as The English Beat in the US of A) and their song Mirror In The Bathroom. The original cover has all of that 80s, ska stylee, but no mirror and no bathroom. The remix rectifies this and we see

      • Mirror Mirror - Pinkerton's Assorted Colours
        01/04/15
        Another mirror based remix. Today it's Mirror Mirror from British band Pinkerton's Assorted Colours. How do we know they're British? They spell color all funny! The original cover shows the band - how original. In the remix we see, what else, a cute babe getting changed in front of

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