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      • Statuesque - Sleeper
        29/02/16
        It's a leap year and on February 29th it is traditional for the tables to be turned and for women to ask men to marry them so we thought this might be an appropriate day for one of our 'One For The Ladies' remixes. The original single cover artwork for Statuesque by Sleeper shows one

      • Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Jerry Lee Lewis
        28/02/16
        We know that a picture of Jerry Lee Lewis playing the piano is probably about all that those in charge of producing the original single front cover artwork for his song entitled Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On could imagine back in 1957. Te remix, however, presents the kind of picture that w

      • Up On The Roof - The Drifters
        27/02/16
        When The Drifters sang Up On The Roof, did you visualize the band members standing around with their arms open wide? Because whoever visualized the original single cover artwork did just that. We visualized something a bit different which, as you might guess, involves a babe up on the roof of a bu

      • Whole Lotta Woman - Marvin Rainwater
        26/02/16
        A rare remix in that it is of a song that was released before 1960. Marvin Rainwater sings about a Whole Lotta Woman, but on the original single cover artwork all we find is Mr Rainwater looking as if he is about to play tennis with a bunch of Apache Indians. On the remix we find a whole lotta woma

      • Little Devil - Neil Sedaka
        25/02/16
        A satanic triple-play from us good folk at AllBum.Art from none other than Neil Sedaka. On the original single cover artwork for Little Devil we find Mr Sedaka looking at something. He may be a little frightened, but with that sweater on, he might just be a bit hot. On the first remix we find a b

      • Moira Jane's Cafe - Definition Of Sound
        24/02/16
        Let's all go and join Definition Of Sound at Moira Jane's Cafe. After all, if the original single cover artwork is to be believed, we would enjoy sitting around on some chairs which don't seem very comfortable, and drinking from a very small pot of tea. Or you could go to the remixe

      • Come Clean - Puddle Of Mudd
        23/02/16
        We really have absolutely no idea what Puddle Of Mudd were trying to depict on the original album cover artwork for Come Clean. A little boy peeing against a bush says nothing to us. On the remix, though, one thing is obvious - the babe is clean, having just gotten out of her bath. Why she wore p

      • Big Ones - Aerosmith
        22/02/16
        Ermm... Is it just us, or does the fact that Aerosmith have an album called Big Ones, mean that a remix is so inevitable, to not do it would be worse than letting your ice cream melt on a sunny day without even licking it? Let's put this plainly... On the original album cover artwork we find n

      • It's Too Late - Quartz Introducing Dina Carroll
        21/02/16
        We think the picture on the original single cover artwork for It's Too Late by Quartz Introducing Dina Carroll is quite inventive showing, as it does, Ms Carroll superimposed on the face of a clock. But we can't tell if it's too late as the hands of the clock do not indicate what time

      • Serious - Donna Allen
        20/02/16
        Does Donna Allen look Serious on the front cover artwork of her single? To be fair she does look very focused on something or other so maybe she should be taken seriously. On the remix we find a different babe who has a very serious look on her face. We are not sure why she is looking so earnest.

      • Spread A Little Happiness - Sting
        19/02/16
        An other remix for Sting. On the original single cover artwork for Spread A Little Happiness, we find a stylized drawing of Mr Sumner clasping his hands together in front of his face. On the remi-xxx (yes, another of our X-Rated remixes) we find a mature babe who has spread her happiness very wide

      • Thru The Glass - Thirteen Senses
        18/02/16
        What is missing from the original front cover artwork of Thru The Glass by Thirteen Senses is any clear indication of what is, in fact, thru the glass. The dirty grey rectangle on the cover may be meant to represent glass but it is actually clearer around the outside of it. On the remix we find th

      • Through The Rain - Mariah Carey
        17/02/16
        When Mariah Carey sings Through The Rain, you can almost sense the raindrops on your back. But when you look at the original single cover artwork you only see Ms Carey, her name, the title of the song and a butterfly. On the remix we find a pert babe who is definitely enjoying herself through the

      • When I Kissed The Teacher - ABBA
        17/02/16
        Yet another remix for those Swedish songsters ABBA - in fact we have done so many remixes of their cover artwork that we could have dedicated a whole week to them. On the original front cover of When I Kissed The Teacher we find the band members sitting at a dining table enjoying a class of wine wi

      • Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira
        16/02/16
        Another triple-play from your good friends here at AllBum.Art. Today Shakira takes to the stage with her single Underneath Your Clothes. The biggest problem with the original single cover artwork is that although Ms Ripoll is wearing clothes, we can not see what is underneath them. On the first r

      • The Bitch - Olympic Runners
        15/02/16
        We can fully understand why the Olympic Runners chose to picture Joan Collins on the original front cover of their single The Bitch, it was because Ms Collins was the star of the movie of the same name for which this song was the theme tune. All very sensible. All we have done for the remix is mod

      • Hand Held In Black And White - Dollar
        14/02/16
        Another triple-play from us occasionally helpful folk at AllBum.Art. Today Dollar sing about Hand Held In Black And White. But alas, on the original front cover artwork of their single, both band members are wearing white. That is why we are here to provide you with remixes. On the first remix w

      • Pretty Girls - Randy Edelman
        13/02/16
        Today's remix is for the original cover artwork from the front of Randy Edelman's song Pretty Girls. We will give whoever designed the cover half a point for attempting to show some pretty girls on the original cover. But they are so artistically faded that it's not clear whether th

      • Make You Feel My Love - Adele
        12/02/16
        When Adele sings Make You Feel My Love, we would expect a little more from the original single cover artwork than a picture of the singer looking over her shoulder. What we would expect is someone who had gone to some length to make someone else feel their love, and that appears to be what is happe

      • I Touch Myself - Divinyls
        11/02/16
        The original single cover artwork for I Touch Myself by Divinyls leaves many questions unanswered. Chief among these is whether the babe wearing the fishnet body-suit on the front cover is actually touching anything, let alone herself, as her hands are not visible. On the remix we find a babe who i

      • Radio Africa - Latin Quarter
        10/02/16
        We're hearing only sad songs on Radio Africa, at least that is what Latin Quarter tell us. To be fair, we have never listened to Radio Africa as reception at the AllBum.Art offices is generally very poor. The original single cover artwork is also rather poor but the remix improves the recepti

      • Baby Twist - Bob Azzam E La Sua Orchestra
        09/02/16
        In the 1960s when Bob Azzam E La Sua Orchestra put together the original cover artwork for their single Baby Twist, it must have been quite daring to have had a bikini-clad babe dancing by the sea. All that we have done for the remix is to modernize the outfit being worn by the babe. She is still

      • Too Big - Suzi Quatro
        08/02/16
        It seems that Suzi Quatro appears quite frequently in our infrequent list of triple-X rated remixes. The original cover artwork for her single Too Big shows Ms Quatro singing. Maybe she is very tall - this is not clear. On the remix we find a babe in magenta high heel boots that are clearly too big

      • Living In Danger - Ace Of Base
        07/02/16
        We all live in danger to some extent, so when Ace Of Base sing about Living In Danger, you might expect a higher level of danger than the background peril that we all put up with. But on their cover there is no indication of any danger that they might be experiencing, other than the danger of borin

      • Peek-A-Boo - The New Vaudeville Band
        06/02/16
        Going back in time to the 1960s for this remix of Peek-A-Boo by The New Vaudeville Band. The original cover sees the band members sitting in, or standing next to, a car that has come even further back in time (though not using any kind of flux capacitor). Now Peek-A-Boo is a game often played with

      • Hurt So Good - Susan Cadogan
        05/02/16
        A triple-play remix for Susan Cadogan and her single (and album of the same name) Hurt So Good. On the original cover we find Ms Cadogan looking glum. Is she hurt? It's difficult to say. Was the hurt good? Well given that we don't really know if she is hurt, that is a question too far.

      • Analogue - A-Ha
        04/02/16
        This marks the last in our short, XXX-rated remix run of artwork around the topic of anal. Today it is the turn of A-Ha and their album Analogue. The original cover shows the band members looking very coy at the back of an odd painted backdrop. In the remix we find a babe who is taking a log in he

      • Assassin - The Orb
        03/02/16
        Our short series of remi-XXX-es continues with another anal themed remixes. Actually with a title such as Assassin, we could have used the same picture as yesterday's Marillion remix but instead we have this alternative take on pretty much the same topic by The Orb. The original cover shows s

      • Assassing - Marillion
        02/02/16
        When we began providing the occasional 'Remi-XXX' (otherwise known as X-rated remixes) it caused a split in opinion among the staff here at AllBum.Art. Some thought it was a step too far; others just live by the ethos of rules are meant to be broken. So when someone suggested that there

      • January February - Barbara Dickson
        01/02/16
        At exactly midnight at the end of the day on 31 January, is it January, or is it February? This is a question that it seems Barbara Dickson has puzzled about. So much so that she wrote a song about it, a song called January February. On the original cover we see Ms Dickson looking very confused,

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