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      • You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) - Dead Or Alive
        31/01/15
        You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), says Dead Or Alive. But on the cover of their single the only thing that might cause a spin is the amount of make up that the lead singer is wearing. It was the 1980s mind, when such ostentatious looks were all the rage. Anyhow, the remix shows an 80s babe with

      • Whiteout - Boss Hog
        30/01/15
        A nice try by Boss Hog on the cover of their 2000 comeback album Whiteout. A skinny babe (the lead songstress) standing in skimpy white lackluster underwear with her hand on her hip, posing but looking bored doing it. 6 out of 10 for effort. In the remix a somewhat curvier babe is standing holdin

      • Satisfaction - Benny Benassi Presents The Biz
        29/01/15
        The video to Satisfaction by Benny Benassi Presents The Biz consists of a multitude of hot babes with electrical power tools almost in the form of an infomercial. The cover of the single alludes to this with one of the babes standing in the deep dark grey background holding up what appears to be a

      • Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper
        28/01/15
        Casper was a friendly ghost, right? Well it seems that DJ Casper is not so friendly. Instead he bosses everyone around, telling them how to stand, when to jump and where to step in his party favorite Cha Cha Slide. The remix tries to help with the sliding element by putting a babe who is nicely g

      • Tears On My Pillow - Kylie Minogue
        27/01/15
        A bit of a fail for Kylie Minogue on the original cover of her single Tears On My Pillow. Although there is a picture of the diminutive Australian songstress, she is not crying and there are no pillows. To be fair to Ms Minogue, the remix also has no tears - yet - but if those two babes keep hitti

      • Stay Sick - The Cramps
        26/01/15
        Always nice to receive a user-submitted entry. Today we have the cover of the album Stay Sick! The original cover of The Cramps album shows a topless babe in fishnet tights bending down and holding up a tiger-skin covered wall. Odd, indeed. The AllBum.Art remix shows the exact same scene, just up

      • It Will Rain - Bruno Mars
        25/01/15
        For reasons that are not adequately explored, the AllBum.Art remix team are particularly fond of remixes involving rain. Today's remix is It Will Rain by no stranger to our remixes, Bruno Mars. On the original cover we see a silhouette of someone sitting on a chair holding an umbrella and wha

      • Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benetar
        24/01/15
        Close your eyes and imagine what the cover of Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar might look like. Done that? Right, you can open them again. Did you imagine Ms Benetar in a sparkly spaghetti string top? Or did you imagine a naked babe wearing boxing gloves? Now isn't that a coincide

      • Teen Angel - Mark Dinning
        23/01/15
        Oh dear. Mark Dinning, you should be ashamed of yourself (if you hadn't died in 1986). What an opportunity is presented by the cover of a single called Teen Angel, and you waste it by sitting there with a guitar looking for all the world like neither a teen, nor an angel. Damn good job that

      • Walls Come Tumbling Down - The Style Council
        22/01/15
        What do you know, another remix for The Style Council. On the original cover of their single Walls Come Tumbling Down, we see the band members looking very, well, kind of like they are in a band posing for the cover of a single. In the remix we see a babe valiantly trying to keep the building stan

      • Surfer Rosa - Pixies
        21/01/15
        We did laugh when the original cover of the Pixies' album Surfer Rosa was brought to our attention. It seems they were trying to pre-empt any remix by having a Spanish looking flamenco dancer stand topless amidst some religious symbolism. Nice try, but when we translated Surfer Rosa from Spani

      • Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club
        20/01/15
        What have we here? On the original cover of Do You Really Want To Hurt Me by Culture Club we see some dude in heavy make-up and with dreadlocks. Most likely that would put him in the 'about to be hurt' category in many cities late at night. In the remix we see a babe who is all but cruc

      • I Made It Through The Rain - Barry Manilow
        19/01/15
        There was a time when it was totally unfashionable to listen to Barry Manilow. That time is still with us, but things can be improved with a decent remix. Or an indecent remix. Either way, this remix of I Made It Through The Rain replaces a rather grey and grainy picture of Mr Manilow with a babe

      • Sex On The Streets - Pizzaman
        18/01/15
        For such an obscure artist, it's odd that this is not the first remix for a track by Pizzaman. This time we find the mozzarella and tomato covered circular man singing about Sex On The Streets. The cover of the single may allude obtusely to the circular and tomato covering that Pizzaman might

      • Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry - Heaven 17
        17/01/15
        New romantics Heaven 17 tell us that they are being Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry. It would seem that, on the original cover of the single, this meant taking a man in a flat cap and spraying him with orange and dark green paint. Perhaps that's what classes for being crushed. Not here tho

      • To Know Him Is To Love Him - The Teddy Bears
        16/01/15
        To Know Him Is To Love Him. Matt here in the AllBum.Art design department seems to think that this song is written about him. But as Matt was not even born when The Teddy Bears wrote this song in 1958, we think he has ideas above his station. What can we say about the remix of the cover artwork t

      • In Public - Kelis
        15/01/15
        A rare triple-play, though Kelis is no stranger to the AllBum.Art web-site. This time we find Ms Rogers extolling the virtues of doing things in public. But on the original cover there is no sign of her exhibitionist tendencies. On the first remix we see a babe who appears to be undressing in pub

      • Grease - Frankie Valli
        14/01/15
        Grease, apparently, is the word. Or so says Frankie Valli. His smiling, fuzzy-haired face grinning out at us from the original cover of the single makes you wonder why grease is a special word at all, not just 'a' word, but 'the' word. The remix helps a little as we see that h

      • Tennis Court - Lorde
        13/01/15
        The original cover of Tennis Court by Lorde scores very highly on the AllBum.Art table as it features both the artist, and the title of the song as we see Lorde standing on a tennis court - full marks! A remix is therefore unnecessary but at the same time entertaining as in the remix we see a babe

      • Khe Sanh - Cold Chisel
        12/01/15
        Mike Toohey wrote to us from Sydney, Australia with a suggestion for a remix. Mike tells us that Khe Sanh by Cold Chisel is about, 'rooting asian babes' and contains the line 'their legs were often open but their minds were always closed'. Mike challenged us to find a way to rem

      • Fake - Alexander O'Neal
        11/01/15
        Another obvious title for a remix of a song, this time Fake by Alexander O'Neal. The original cover shows Mr O'Neal but is it a fake picture of him, it looks quite realistic? The obviousness of the remix is obvious in itself. Instead of Mr O'Neal, we see a babe in a similar pose to

      • Tongue - R.E.M.
        10/01/15
        As we often say, here at AllBum.Art, sometimes a remix for the cover of a record is inspired by the record title, and sometimes by a picture. This remix was inspired by a picture. The original cover of Tongue by R.E.M. shows some blurry photo of what might be a girl. No sign of a tongue of any kin

      • Sharing The Night Together - Dr Hook
        09/01/15
        A week's worth of icy songs is quite enough, so let's get back to the more regular remixes. It's always nice to receive email and better still with suggestions for remixes. We received a suggestion from Scott of Orlando, FL to remix Spending The Night Together by Dr Hook. The origi

      • Ice Hockey Hair - Super Furry Animals
        08/01/15
        There is so much scope for invention when the name of a band is Super Furry Animals and the title of the song is Ice Hockey Hair. What there isn't scope for is having a single cover that shows a drawing of what must be some kind of hockey jockey wearing badly drawn goggles and a microphone. T

      • Sugar Coated Iceberg - The Lightning Seeds
        07/01/15
        When you think about it, to sugar-coat an iceberg would require an awful lot of sugar. But that is what The Lightning Seeds sing about in their song Sugar Coated Iceberg. The cover of their single looks more like a load of failed origami models and whilst there is a passing resemblance to an icebe

      • Frozen - Susana And Josh Gabriel
        06/01/15
        Some dance acts are notoriously lax when it comes to thinking about the design for the covers of their songs. Frozen by Susana And Josh Gabriel is no exception. The original cover shows us nothing at all. Not only are the artists themselves not visible, but other than the very tenuous connection

      • So Cold The Night - The Communards
        05/01/15
        Can you sense the cold, wintery theme that is pervading AllBum.Art this January? Well you should! We continue this theme with a remix of So Cold The Night by The Communards. The original cover of the single shows what can only be assumed to be a cold night sky, though given the pink tinge to the

      • Freeze-Frame - J Geils Band
        04/01/15
        Continuing the chilly January theme, we bring you Freeze-Frame by the J Geils Band. It must have been very cold when the band's artist assembled the original cover artwork for their single as it is apparent that whoever designed it must have had a frozen brain to come up with such a weird repr

      • Cold Hard Bitch - Jet
        03/01/15
        The problem with international music acts such as Australian band Jet, is that their sense of culture doesn't necessarily translate well between continents. This is obvious on the cover of their single Cold Hard Bitch. The original cover shows a montage of random people and the odd car or two

      • Cold Hands - Boss Hog
        02/01/15
        Brrrr... It's January and rather cold outside. Time, then, for a few chilling remixes. We start with the debut album of punk folk songsters Boss Hog. The original cover of their 1990 album Cold Hands shows a babe who is likely to be a bit on the cold side but as for cold, and her hands, the

      • New Year - Sugababes
        01/01/15
        Welcome to 2015 and a Happy New Year from those sultry, sexy Sugababes. The original cover artwork for New Year shows the three members of the band looking sultry and sexy. The remix shows three other babes of a sugary kind looking equally sultry and sexy but this time drinking wine which looks mu

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